hearts in halves

Sarz. 24. Shanghai. Australian. Okay.

[sarzarina]

Shameless plug

I have a new blog! sarinazhou.tumblr.com

Dedicated to my two of my favourite things - eating and drawing. Get around it. 

[brigantes-deactivated20131003]

[burning-young]

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

[beeishappy]

TSJF | Jimmy’s $100 Tonight Show Bet: BFFSM lives on!

[rock-n-roll-redux]

[blicky417]

Now HE is a role-model

[reinedeboheme]

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

[escapefrompleasantlane]

This is why I want to live in Uruguay.

[blackeatblack]

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

[friendenemapanion-blog]

[fallontonight]

Jimmy faces off against Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Stephen Merchant in another epic lip sync battle.

[hitrecordjoe]

Lip-syncing with Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Merchant 

[sarzarina]

Stephen Merchant, you hilarious human being. 

[beeishappy]

TCR | 2013.09.24 Jon stops by to congratulate Stephen

[larmoyante]

Travel isn’t always pretty. It isn’t always comfortable. Sometimes it hurts, it even breaks your heart. But that’s okay. The journey changes you; it should change you. It leaves marks on your memory, on your consciousness, on your heart, and on your body. You take something with you. Hopefully, you leave something good behind.

Anthony Bourdain, No Reservations (via oh-my-siren)

[sofuckingdisrespectful-blog]

GOD DAMMIT JOHN

[edwardspoonhands]

I’ve had this conversation with John. He’s like “It’s not that sad” and I’m like “It’s very very sad.” And he’s like “I dunno, man…really?” and I’m like, “You’re a weirdo.”

It’s nice to see he finally gets it.

[fishingboatproceeds]

Yeah okay. It’s pretty sad.

I have been losing my shit all day, to be honest with you.

[theincrediblehuck-blog]

[random-pop-culture]

"Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Poster Set"

In honor of The Doctor’s 50th Anniversary, I’m in the process of making a series of posters focusing on each of the 11 (soon to be 12) Doctors and their greatest enemies.  Each poster will highlight that Doctor’s most well known outfit and their catchphrase or memorable quote.

[oh-glasgow]

[the-witch-hunts-are-over-deacti]

NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

[pushbuttonkitty]

number all of them

[sassygayzin-deactivated20120929]

ALL OF THIS. 

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur

Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.

[spookychan]

Ever feel like the Daily Show does better reporting and REAL questioning than most news shows?

It’s satire only reveals more truth than not.

[djinn-and-tonik]

All the damn time.

[antonelli-deactivated20210915]

[sarzarina]

add Ultimate and you have my life. 

[generalbooty]

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

[stereolights]

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

[casablancasandthevoidz-deactiva]

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

[stereolights]

oh my god

[oneghosts-deactivated20150719]

wait people who aren’t Australian DONT have fun facts??

[bookishbutcorruptible]

No. They just wish you a happy period and you want to cut someone’s face off.

[sarzarina]

Boom. Proud Aussie.