Sascha - 25 - Germany - 🇩🇪🇺🇸🇷🇺

[animejebbush]

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

[yamcha]

[kalichnikov]

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

[thivus]

implying boomers wait and don’t just interrupt

[kalichnikov]

[odins-wolf-12]

Not a boomer. Theres nothing wrong with corporal punishment.

[scope-dogg]

You would say that, tumblr user bondage king twelve

[gunsandcuffs12]

What does their name have anything to do with it? You offer no logical reason for them to be wrong, and clearly you dont understand what bondage is, and likely dont know anything about their preferences.

Try offering a logical reason that their statement is wrong.

[scope-dogg]

Whatever you say tumblr user guns and cuffs twelve

[twitterlols]

[studentlifeproblems]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me and my taxes last night

[bitchycode]

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[unclefather]

[lolwtfmemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[artistic-soulll]

😂😂

[onlytwitterpics]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[tweetworld]

🔁

[approach]

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[decepticonsensual]

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

[thetenderpassion]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Tiny Brain: the earth is round and we live on it.

Big Brain: the earth is flat.

Galaxy Brain: the earth is round but we live inside of it.

[capacity]

I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like