I’m the Resident Whale. :)

Sasha Swifthurricane She/Her/Hers｜Adult｜Freezing Crater (NA) SSO and shit relating to. Check out my revised HXP Masterpost!

[sasha-swifthurricane]

(Re)Introduction Post!

Hey all!

So I’m quite sure that the majority of you don’t know who I am (insert “don’t you know who I am?!” line here). Let’s clear that up, shall we? :>

I’m Sasha Swift­hurricane, and I’ve had this blog since 2016 (I had another one that I deleted before the creation of this one). I started playing SSO when I was 11 years old, back in 2013, and I’ve been a Star Rider since December 2014. I play on the North American servers, and I’m currently on Freezing Crater.

Honestly, the last introduction post I did must’ve been back in 2015 or maybe 2014.‍.‍. I’m not really sure how these are supposed to go!

Hah! So much for sso­promptober­2022, I only got 2 posts in before I dipped again. Well, there’s always sso­promptober­2025.

Updates below the cut.

May 13th, 2025 ― Let’s try this again.‍.‍. Since this is currently my pinned post, let it be known that I am cleaning up my tags and blog! So far, I have.‍.‍.  ✓ Fully tagged asks with #.‍📩.  ✗ Hardly tagged reblogs with #‍.🔁.  ✗ Hardly tagged text posts with #‍.💬.  ✗ Hardly tagged posts with #sso, #ssoblr, #star stable, #star stable online, #sasha-swifthurricane, and #sasha and co. (tag for friends)  ✗ Hardly tagged posts with #.‍{horse name}, #.‍{horse nickname}, and #.‍{horse breed} (i.e., #.‍eveningsong, #.‍birdie, #.‍fjord)

[sasha-swifthurricane]

Never change, SSO players. Never change.

[sasha-swifthurricane]

Not sure who needs to hear this, but...

On Thursdays, Steve offers 3 quests (More Cheese!, Hungry birds, and Feed the chipmunks) that give 70 JS each (210 JS total). They can all be completed very quickly.

But even more importantly, Feed the chipmunks gives 10 Player XP! And it only takes like 10 seconds (including running to the spot and running back to Steve).

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Breyer #711262 "Kaalee"

[sso-eden-dawnvalley]

WELL GEE

I WONDER WHAT NEW HORSE ZEAL GOT

IT'S SUCH A MYSTERY

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS

[sasha-swifthurricane]

had some technical difficulties while looking at horses with @twracehorse

keima bald 🧍🏼‍♀️

[sasha-swifthurricane]

⭐️ Star Stable Online, September–November 2015

And here are photos from the first-ever Tumblr meetup I hosted on September 19, 2015, from Feya Seastorm’s perspective!

I would not have these photos anymore if it wasn’t for @theseadontbotherme reblogging them from my now-deleted blog @sso-sasha-swifthurricane. Thank you, Sea.

[sasha-swifthurricane]

get queued on

[sasha-swifthurricane]

get queued on 9 years later

[starbornsoulrider]

Fuck you, Firgrove! If you're dumb enough to be a cowboy this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Camp Western. Runaway animals! Shit on the ground!! Wolves!!! If you think that you're gonna survive four weeks at Camp Western, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll mine gold for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a different festival, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your cowboy hat, bring your Star Coins, bring your horse! We'll fight it! That's Right! We'll fight your horse! Because at Camp Western, you're fucked six way to Silverglade! Take a hike to Camp Western! Home of OSHA violating mud races! That's right, mud races! How does it work? If you can race down a muddy road and not break your horse’s legs, you get six summer tokens. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or the bull will rip your nuts off! Only at Camp Western: The only festival that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! The wolves chase you the minute after you leave the ranch, and you better not stop running or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Camp Western: Firgrove’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest son of bitch animals on the island of Jorvik. Guaranteed!

[sasha-swifthurricane]

Sergio, you’re so handsome!

[sasha-swifthurricane]

Now that I'm finally training my G3 Andalusians after an eternity, I'm reminded of their goofy rear. And their goofy everything, really.

[sasha-swifthurricane]

Since I just saw Metallica live for my 2nd time (November 6, 2022, and May 28, 2025, were the best days of my life!!!), I’ll totally have to get a horse named Metalica. Any horse suggestions? 👀

[spicyhummusart]

I painted Anne von Blyssen and her horse Concorde (Starshine Legacy - Old SSO version)

this proved a tricky piece to paint but Im happy with how it turned out

[sasha-swifthurricane]

Been training my remaining unmaxed G2s. If we want to talk about how lazy I get can in regards to training certain horses, here’s when they joined my stable...

Sapphireflame (Whinfell) – February 14, 2017

Stormcloud (Pintabian) – December 22, 2017

Sunking (Whinfell) – January 20, 2018

Jewelglory (Pintabian) – September 3, 2018

These horses have been plaguing me for literal years. Hopefully, I will finally be free soon.

[elinefromsso]

I had sooo many 2017 horses to train so I totally FEEL YOU. Hate that the new tack doesn’t fit them so you have to ride around in that absolutely legendary black saddle with the white fur on the seat (why is the fur on the seat its supposed to be under it) that was sooo hot in like 2018.

[sasha-swifthurricane]

My black saddle of choice was the “Gray wilderness saddle” because I liked the matte look more, but these G2s get the pleasure of using my old “Sensational Jarlaheim bridle” + “Moorland Set - saddle” combo!

I like how the successor of the “Black sporty saddle” (“Dark Pine jumping saddle”) also has the fur on top of the seat instead of under it LMAO

[sasha-swifthurricane]

Been training my remaining unmaxed G2s. If we want to talk about how lazy I get can in regards to training certain horses, here’s when they joined my stable...

Sapphireflame (Whinfell) – February 14, 2017

Stormcloud (Pintabian) – December 22, 2017

Sunking (Whinfell) – January 20, 2018

Jewelglory (Pintabian) – September 3, 2018

These horses have been plaguing me for literal years. Hopefully, I will finally be free soon.

[sasha-swifthurricane]

A little interesting that this taller NPC uses the updated player model... can’t say I’ve seen that before.

They’re located near Matilda and Lara at the Silverglade Equestrian Center if you want to check them out!

[sasha-swifthurricane]

⭐️ Star Stable Online, September–November 2015

And here are photos from my first-ever Tumblr meetup that I hosted on September 19, 2015, from Feya Seastorm’s perspective!

I would not have these photos anymore if it wasn’t for @theseadontbotherme reblogging them from my now-deleted blog @sso-sasha-swifthurricane. Thank you, Sea.