Well looks like I listened to quite a few books last year…and mostly by Alice Winters. Her comedic talent is trully unique!
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occasionally subtle
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Well looks like I listened to quite a few books last year…and mostly by Alice Winters. Her comedic talent is trully unique!
eye contact
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard
my girl silna and her fuckass dog
searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”
Emperor Hux
You know, I believe that true focus lies somewhere between rage and serenity.
X-MEN: FIRST CLASS 2011 › dir. Matthew Vaughn
“If only the lieutenant would give him some sign, some indication of what he wants from Thomas, or else ignore him entirely except for those occasions where his duties require it. For while they have not spoken privately of that moment they shared together, the lieutenant has yet to withdraw his attentions, and Thomas still finds himself the frequent object of that dark and penetrating gaze. Even so, Lieutenant Little does nothing, says nothing, makes no approach, and Thomas is left feeling entirely adrift.”
Without feet I can make my way to you, without a mouth I can swear your name by @lafiametta
I know murdering all of the CEOs of all the evil corporations won't solve capitalism, but I don't think it would hurt either. Maybe we should try killing a few more, just to see what happens
The way they keep on desperately trying to make him look bad and humiliated and keep on failing miserably and only making him look cooler. This looks like it's taken from a movie and they're escorting Hannibal Lecter or a gotham villain. Or more like a martyr being led to his crucifixation. He looks hot, unbothered and moisturized, even the color of the jumpsuit is flattering on him
messy thing to help me procrastinate studying for finals LMAO