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Judge: How could you kill 24 people? What the hell was wrong with you?

Driver:I was driving at 50mph when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a restaurant with outside seating. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realised they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the restaurant.

Judge: Hit the 2 men of course!

Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran inside the restaurant so l followed him.

gardeninglovers

zero light plants

blackwoolncrown

THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.

lionesshathor

Spider plants are among the best natural air filters you can put in a flowerpot. They don’t just produce oxygen, they clean out other gases and toxins and whatever else is floating around the room.

Also they’re easy as fuck to grow more of because they reproduce by putting little mini plants out on stalks. Clip one off, stick it in a pot and you’re good!

braincoins

Spider plants are safe to have around cats, too!

best-of-inspirobot

[There are people who become secretaries because they need blood.]

hmmm

Who wants to know what those herbs are really good for?

cacen

fantasy writers have a thing for using Welsh as inspiration for their world’s languages but usually they at least vaguely change the words a bit or at least mix them with other languages, but the author of the Witcher just straight up took rhwydwaith carthion, thought ‘fuck it, that sounds vaguely like something you’d find in a potion’, chucked it into the series and just left it there for unsuspecting Welsh speakers to suddenly listen to Yennefer talk about how the best acid trip of her life came from eating a sewage system

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Oh my god THANK YOU, use of Welsh in the Witcher has absolutely blindsided me

janeymac-ie

Oh, then you’ll sympathise with my utter bemusement at a man named Listen Tired. Because that’s what Éist Tuirseach means, folks!

shadows-and-starlight

listen, he was tired

frislander-deactivated20220305

Gee it’s almost like people want that Celtic aesthetic without properly understanding what comes with that.

allthingslinguistic

toss a coin to your translator

crunchbuttsteak

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

crunchbuttsteak

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

butiki

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

himborc

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

v8roadworrier

my brain every night:

aromantic-spinda

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

just-shower-thoughts

Maturity is realizing that maybe you’re the asshole that needs to change

dustypotion

yang hug: supportive. one hand at ur back and the other on the back of the head. you are stable. you are safe

weiss hug: emotional. loves a running start. at least one arm over your shoulders because she’s short and needs to lift herself.

ruby hug: energetic. always wraps arms so she can cling on like monky. usually goes very simple with arms around waist.

jaune hug: warm. always has to wrap arms around the head because he’s at least a head taller than most of the other kids.

james hug: strong. goes directly under arms, possibly because he’s used to picking people up? big dad energy either way

winter and qrow: what the FUCK is a hug i ain’t heard of em

penny: rugby tackle time

juliedillon

note to self: just because someone did the thing you were thinking about doing, and did it way better than you could ever hope to do, doesn’t mean it would be stupid or pointless to go ahead and try to still do the thing anyway.

lizardywizard

Also, when it comes to creative things? There really is no “better”.

Sure, someone might be more technically accomplished than you - you might not be able to colour as nicely or craft a sentence that rings as poetically - but art is only really secondarily about that. It’s firstmost about what you, uniquely, have to express, and how the precise way you express it might be what others need to relate to it - even if it’s less flashy, less “beautiful”, and gets fewer notes.

I promise you this: there are obscure fanfics with only a handful of notes that are the read-and-re-read favourites of someone too anxious to comment. There are drawings done by 14-year-olds in poorly-blended markers that are someone’s favourite because they spoke to something that nothing else did. There are covers of songs where your voice cracks and you cringe every time you hear it but someone thinks the way it cracked just at that moment added beauty to the song. There are angsty three-line poems you wrote at 4am that someone once called “pretentious emo trash” that are loved by someone else going through the same thing as you.

And I guarantee you, there is something unique about your art. Even if you’re “saying something someone else has said”. Even if you’re the thousandth person to take on the subject. Even if you feel like you’re not at all unique. You’re bound to express something, however subtle, that didn’t exist until then.

Art is about connection. And the more you create, the more chance you have of finding other people who experience the world the way you do.

writedreamlie

“But the one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vision. So write and draw and build and play and dance and live as only you can.“ via @neil-gaiman

hazeldomain

The “two cakes” theory of content production.

glyndarling

It was only yesterday that I was lamenting thing I no longer felt allowed to do because someone had done similar. I ought to read this post daily. Maybe twice daily.