People Are Objects

Puppet master prodigy. Not a furry.

[sasoriofficial]

*shows you my flat ass twink titties* where is oroachimaru's hideout!?

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my husband the third kazekage will not be happy about this

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you can't prove that the third kazekage and i didn't elope before i killed him. who are you going to believe? the dead guy or me?

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I keep choking on my polly pocket dresses.

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the real atrocities were the friends i made along the way

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im real fond of tardigrades

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hitting orochimaru with a bat. he's turned into many smaller snakes. hitting all these smaller snakes with a bat. they are turning into smaller snakes. i hit those smaller smaller snakes with the bat. but they turn into even smaller snakes. i hit these even smaller snakes with bat. the snakes split up into the smallest snakes ive ever seen. the bat is hitting so many snakes. they are turning into even more snakes. i hit them with my bat. they are turning into tiny snakes. i hit them with a ba

[sasoriofficial]

my pubes are a collection of worms on a string

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pubeteer

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my pubes are a collection of worms on a string

[yourfavepunchesjiraiya]

Orochimaru!!

Orochimaru from Naruto punches Jiraiya

[sasoriofficial]

I want to punch him next.

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Who could have guessed the trajectory the sand village and subsequently the world barrelled through after the singular event of me playing with a mister Potato head when I was 4...

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kankuro is wasting his puppet master potential by not finding a nice large man to hollow out and use as a little car

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holy shit i forgot about hidan

[akatsukitrash]

It still cracks me up that Deidara’s tragic backstory is meeting Itachi.

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i want a skin in fortnite. give me a forskin. i fucking love skin!!!

[sasoriofficial]

god the uchiha's fucking suck

[akatsukitrash]

Is this Deidara using Sasori's account?

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he could never get past the parental lock

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god the uchiha's fucking suck