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erika - scorpio sun, libra moon, cancer rising

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Spongebob vs Patrick vs Squidward

Spongebob: Aries, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Squidward: Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn Patrick: Taurus, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

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Salty Spittoon: aries, gemini, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius

Weenie Hut Jr: taurus, cancer, leo, libra, capricorn, pisces

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kiss me: aries, taurus, cancer, leo, virgo, sagittarius, capricorn

kill me: gemini, libra, scorpio, aquarius, pisces

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tricks people: aries, gemini, leo, virgo, scorpio, aquarius

gets tricked: taurus, cancer, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, pisces

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2 friends vs 200 friends

2 friends: taurus, cancer, virgo, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

200 friends: aries, leo, libra, sagittarius

closest thing to a friend is their cat: gemini, scorpio

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“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”

GEMINI, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn(some days)

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miley cyrus: aries, taurus, cancer, scorpio, aquarius, pisces

hannah montana:  gemini, leo, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn

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drake and josh

drake: aries, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius

josh: taurus, cancer, virgo, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

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thotties

aries, virgo, libra, sagittarius, aquarius

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crybabies

taurus, CANCER, sagittarius(lowkey), capricorn, pisces

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meme lord vs normie

meme lord: gemini, cancer, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, pisces

normie: aries, taurus, leo, virgo, capricorn, aquarius

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kill them with kindness: taurus, leo, virgo, libra, capricorn, pisces

fuck that, stab the bitch: aries, gemini, cancer, scorpio, sagittarius aquarius

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The Signs As Levels Of Gay

Aries: gay level 5

Taurus: 50% gay

Gemini: slightly gay

Cancer: gay on sundays

Leo: 3/10 gay

Virgo: EXTREMELY GAY

Libra: only gay for a few ppl

Scorpio: kinda gay

Sagittarius: gay for anyone who says they’re gay

Capricorn: gay monday-wednesday

Aquarius: gay for themselves

Pisces: a lil gay

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Dan VS Phil

Dan: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Capricorn, Sagittarius

Phil: Aries, Cancer,  Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces

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The Signs & Their Evil Twin

Normal Twin/Evil Twin

Libra/Aries

Pisces/Taurus

Cancer/Aquarius

Capricorn/Gemini

Virgo/Scorpio

Leo/Sagittarius

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Mechanical Pencils VS Regular Pencils

Mechanical: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Regular: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius Pisces

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The Signs As Articles Of Clothing

Aries: REALLY short shorts

Taurus: Sweatpants

Gemini: T-Shirt Bras

Cancer: Flowy Dresses

Leo: Tight Black Dresses

Virgo: Sweatshirts

Libra: Bandeaus 

Scorpio: Lace Bra & Panty Sets

Sagittarius: REALLY Short Shorts

Capricorn: Band T-Shirts

Aquarius: Sports Jerseys

Pisces: Floral Tank Tops