Sassy Confessional

Elijah. 21. Sacramento

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

what is this cooking meme. is this a chef subculture i dont know about? a butcher subculture meme?

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

you all just let me play myself like that

[no-chill-at-all]

His name is Devin Williams

[jellyopals]

God has the power to heal 🙏🏾

[bumbarbie-deactivated20160422]

he stopped heat damaging 💕

[fuckthisblogshit]

Salute

[jaethegemini-blog]

That first picture

[black--lamb-blog]

we ALL know a black, scene kid named Devin

[jeankd]

Look at God

[hypoghetticals]

I aint seen shit

I don’t know shit

I don’t even know who Beyonce is

[campaignmidnight]

[the14thplanet]

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

[theproblematicblogger]

ngl it worked

[rot-city]

damn that’s some fast service 

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that hammer

[tillydiekatze]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

beep beep

[000000000000000000000002-deacti]

how this cat go beep beep?

[that-trumpet-guy]

@aaronstveitsvevo

[fangirlinglikeabus]

[scrungass]

@foxyjoy TURN ON THE SOUND

[nissa-treehugger-blog]

Why this work

[bace-jeleren]

THIS IS FRUSTRATING

[pozolegirl]

OKAY BUT IT ALSO WORKS THE OTHER WAY AROUND:

[jaimesugar]

Oh god

[nbcnightlynews]

A newborn baby otter was the center of attention this weekend at the Monterey Bay Aquarium. The mother spent the afternoon grooming her baby because puffing up the fur makes it easier for the pup to float in the water. http://nbcnews.to/1meYdGr

[wnyc]

on repeat

[sciencefriday]

!!!!

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

[finds the most unavailable person] 

[points] that one i want that one 

[menii]

Nice try Sonic 

[br00taldan-deactivated20251021]

Listening to Nicki vs. listening to Iggy

[nevereveveverland]

THE MOST

HEARTBREAKINGLY AWESOME

LOVE STORY

IN THE FUCKING HISTORY OF SUBPLOTS IN MOVIES

LIKE SAM GOT SHOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER…

THEY EVEN KILLED “MARY LOU” THE DONKEY FOR FUCK’S SAKE

SO KATE BECAME THE BADASS “KISSING KATE BARLOW”

AND THEN SHE FUCKING DIED AFTER CURSING AN ENTIRE FAMILY FOR ETERNITY

Kissing Kate Barlow and Sam the Onion Man need their own movie.

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

Not sure who’s the SJ fan who put this together, but it’s hysterical and awesome. Times do change. :-)

[the-doobiest]

[soupshark]

i support u lazy gay snake

[chocolachao]

[jimfear138]

[beyonslayed]

[ukelaylie-deactivated20240101]

[imtrashletsparty-deactivated201]

when my POC and Latino friends invite me over for dinner

[beyonslayed]

I AM SCREAMING OMFG

[ayungbiochemist]

They finally learning to clapback!!!