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rest in peace wave/tom (?) you would have loved retinol
and maybe plastic surgery
and a hair transplant
And fucking therapy
honestly just nuke him atp
[insert number of years] and still a failed comedian, he is truly doomed
HE WAS A COMEDIAN???
failed comedian core
reasons why I'm better than wave:
- I'm a succeeding comedian
- I'm a better chameleon
me when I get booed by the audiences I perform stand up comedy to so I start a cult to show them all
I'm pretty sure no wave is no old man. now that we know the old man's text bubble, you can see that he and wave speak individually.
and rose is obv looking at two different people
I don't know what happened for wave to end up being the old man's reflection but it's probably not for the reason we think
I just remembered they haven't seen rose yet
I will be PUBLICLY EXECUTED FOR THIS but shipping discourse is in my roots and I will betray little me if I don't talk about this but y'all should still be able to ship seahorse 😭. if wave could exist independently as his own character before he can still do that. someone (we love very much) sat down to write all of this and none of it is real. wave is his own written concept as well as the old man, deacon and like every entity in this piece ever. they only exist in your head and no one's to tell you where the limit of your imagination is. that's what fanon is for. you can just... isolate the two concepts like nothing happened and just go on about your pairing.
cb isn't some religious scripture that you're forced to consume the way it is. and no amount of thinking you'll do will bring you to a conclusion that the ship is immoral if you're aware enough that none of this is real. you're right to feel it's awkward now but you're also right to continue shipping undisturbed. this isn't just about seahorse but like any piece of fiction ever.
people feel so obligated to stick to fictional contexts just because they're labeled canon they forget they can take it out of that context and still be moral. like people saying you can't ship ship A because ship B is already canon. I beg of you never be these people
the way I screamed and heaved and started shaking and crying I'm no better than sabrina carpenter and taylor fans I'm so embarrassed
angeeel of darkness
also why NOW he got that overlay gradient of his key color on his face like the rest of the keys
parallel made in hell
what are you DOING
I'm shitting shears now this is peak writer representation
in this economy I wouldn't blame a cult for being more concerned about chairs than their sacrifices
why are they super confident they'll make it out of a cult building alive 😭😭😭😭😭 they're aware the power of the all ages rating is on their side
im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired
I'm laughing my ass off at the thought of chase accidentally dropping violet and she goes "how DARE you sir"
I screenshotted this comment long ago because I thought the idea was hilarious
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN CANON.
WHAT
I can't believe this is the man behind the slaughter 💔💔💔💔💔
