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꧁༒•pretty gay•༒꧂

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[mulberryash-deactivated20210723]

[satan-jr]

Wow do people actually think you're Satan's kid

that, or lucifer's. there's a big difference between the two that i'm waaaay too tired to get into

but its mainly bc im a stubborn motherfucker and people dont like that they cant control me 🥰 also bc my "mother" was infertile and then i popped out like "WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERRRS" (jk i almost died, they said i had liquid in my lungs so i came out "singing", which is cooler tbh)

i forgot to add - my header is my "stepsister" and my "mother" bc theyre convinced im evil

[satan-jr]

shortly after i finished and sealed the curse my front gate swung open like ummm okay papa luci chill out

edit 🥰 i just remembered at work i prayed that lucifer would do something about this cunt and when i did the curse i prayed to him and hekate to make sure the curse actually gets to the asshole, so it couldve been papa luci going "AIGHT IM HEADED OUT"

esp. bc the incense popped a "yes" when i asked for the harm to be dealt threefold back to him and another "yes" when i asked for it to find its way to him tonight

[just-shower-thoughts]

as children, we used to think that being kids is suck and adults can do whatever they want, as adults, we realize that being humans sucks.

[satan-jr]

but now i CAN do what i want!! nobody can tell me "turn down your music" or "i want to watch something else"!! nobody sets my schedules!! i can go on adventures without asking permission and eat what i want to!!

just yesterday i went on an adventure and didnt have to tell anybody! later when i got home i ordered food when id always have to ask a parent first! then around midnight i sat in the middle of the kitchen, just wearing boxers, and ate shrimp!! also i dont have to constantly wear clothes and if i want i can make a bed in the middle of the living room!!

being an adult is fuckin awesome dude!! sure it gets lonely sometimes but i have never once experienced this much freedom in all the 18 years of my life. usually someone would be controlling the tv rn without any of my say but i made a bed on the floor and ive been listening to what music i want to without someone going "oh i dont like this, its boring, its sad, why do you listen to this?" and also! also!! nobody is deadnaming me or misgendering me bc its just me and a cat and cats dont believe in gender so thats pretty cool

[satan-jr]

i just ordered a thingy called the pocket staff bc its small and then you hit a switch and it goes VOOSH into a big staff so now i can beat people up more efficiently 🥰

pocket knives just dont feel safe enough bc of how small they are, but the staff is long distance so i can go WHACK WHACK and the person im hitting will go "oH SHIT IM SO SORRY" but i'll keep going WHACK WHACK until they run off

[satan-jr]

made a thing today to keep the evil out and all she wants to do is destroy it 😔

[satan-jr]

yes you're lovely, with your smile so warm

and your cheeks so soft,

there is nothing for me but to love you,

and the way you look tonight

[satan-jr]

not to be rude or anything but if you see a small person in the middle of the night whos waiting at a stop light for the crosswalk maybe dont approach them bc thats creepy as fuck

and not to be even more rude but maybe dont go into a relationship or be kind to someone expecting sex out of it bc thats disgusting and no wonder youre still a virgin at 40, kyle

[satan-jr]

i made food but it was not f i l l i n g so therefore i will break the line of insecurity in this bloodline and eat until i e x p l o d e with p a s t a

[satan-jr]

i wanted a happy meal bc i do what i want but also i didnt want to leave the comfort of my home so i ordered on doordash, then realized im 18 so itd be weird if i got a happy meal, so now miraculous ladybug is playing so the delivery person thinks i have a kid

[riot-dog]

The only thing holding this community together is our shared hate for ugly animals

[gelly-art]

Ain’t no person with extremely weird opinions gonna stop me from drawing my Harry Potter OCs. To nobody’s surprise, I have a Care of Magical Creatures teacher.

[satan-jr]

[satan-jr]

i hope one day the delivery driver will fall in love with me bc somehow hes always the one i get

the latest set of instructions is "sing jaws theme <3" and if he does, i'll propose on the spot

and the next will be "sing my heart will go on ❤❤❤"

[hell-propaganda]

*ends my father’s bloodline*

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

<3

[ips-n-caliban]

[satan-jr]

i mean like kids are cool and all and id want to raise one but also i dont want them asking "why dont we ever see grandpa ):" or asking about him at all because thatll feed into his narcissistic ego

instead i'll say i was asexually reproduced so i have no parents, and when they ask about grandma i'll say she adopted me (and its the truth so) bc she deserves grandkids

[alsocalledhawkeye]

"Not all men."

Yeah, you're right. 18th Century French Assassin Arno Dorian would never.

[the-end-journals]

chapter thirteen of "say my name" is now up! if you like historical fiction and the apocalypse, this is the read for you. it follows the storyline of a survivor by the name of arno in what would have happened if world war two ended in a nuclear apocalypse.

"How naive I was back then. Thinking if I gave myself over, the suffering would end, when all it did was make things worse. Control was promised and hung above my head, given in small bits to fool me enough into thinking I really did have it, or if I worked hard enough, eventually I would. Like a carrot on a stick, dangled above a horse's head. In that time, my carrot was hoping one day I'd get to meet with my brother in Moscow."

if you're interested, this is the link: https://my.w.tt/pQgu8ypZh8

and if you're having trouble with the link, my username is ciaran-beate and the book is titled "say my name"

[satan-jr]

give my book attention or one of two things will happen

i'll cry. or i'll crawl from your closet in the dead of night to steal your kneecaps and make them into soup bowls, just to serve you from them the next morning

pls i worked really hard on the cover 🥺