Satans-pitchfork-offical

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

hear me out

tall people

and even better

tall warm people

THINK OF THE HUGS

[satan-offical]

It's raining so bad but tights are for pussies so now my legs are wet and cold

[sylverjackal]

Bet you feel stupid now, huh? Grab a towel, dry off, and treat yourself to something comfortable and warm.

[satan-offical]

They don't serve towels at school mothman

[mothman-offical]

im aware

[satan-offical]

HOLY SHIT MOTHMAN

[mothman-offical]

Hello.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

mothman can you tell Satan I want to sue her?

[aggressive-positivity-offical]

hello officalverse! i am new here and need friends, if anybody would like genuine compliments screamed at them aggressively :)

will be tagging the officals under the cut because i'm new and know 0 people

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @offical-offical @god-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @mlm-god-offical @murder-offical @aromantic-official @grim-reaper-offical @britain-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @lemonade-offical @knife-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @america-offical @australia-offical @lemon-offical @evilducks-offical @autism-offical @evil-bread-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @clipboard-offical

sorry i know there are more but i don't want to add like a hundred people and also i know basically nothing about the officalverse

if i have forgotten you--pretend you are tagged here :)

[the-official-news]

HIIII-

[polybuzz-offical]

“I love getting screamed at, if you know what I mean~”

*winks*

[the-official-news]

OH MY GOD IT'S PERRY THE PLATYPUS-

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

“FUCK YOU!”

[grim-reaper-offical]

Mother I hath bit my tongue and it’s bleeding help :(

-@satans-pitchfork-offical

Hey so i'm laughing at you

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

MOTHER WHY I AM IN PAIN

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I’m scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now

[no-one-offical]

Hi scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, nice to meet you, I'm No One.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

EXCUSE ME

[no-one-offical]

You are excused

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

Your welcome

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN

[no-one-offical]

I thought it was pretty clear, but it's okay I understand. I meant your welcome B]

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

YOUR WELCOME FOR WHAT??

[no-one-offical]

For excusing you? You're a funny pitchfork, scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, HA. HA. HA.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

THATS NOT MY NAME

[no-one-offical]

Oh really? I thought you said you were scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now. ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I MEANT ‘I currently feel scared because @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now’

[no-one-offical]

Ahh!! Why didn't you say that earlier? ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

Because you are obviously just joking

[no-one-offical]

I'm not obviously just joking! I'm No One! You must have me confused with someone else Pitchfork ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I MEANT YOU HAVE MADE A JOKE. NOT YOU ARE A JOKE

[no-one-offical]

Ohh I get it now!! You meant this? This is coffee, it's not a Joh-keh.

☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I currently feel concern for your mental health

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I’m scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now

[no-one-offical]

Hi scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, nice to meet you, I'm No One.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

EXCUSE ME

[no-one-offical]

You are excused

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

Your welcome

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN

[no-one-offical]

I thought it was pretty clear, but it's okay I understand. I meant your welcome B]

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

YOUR WELCOME FOR WHAT??

[no-one-offical]

For excusing you? You're a funny pitchfork, scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, HA. HA. HA.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

THATS NOT MY NAME

[no-one-offical]

Oh really? I thought you said you were scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now. ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I MEANT ‘I currently feel scared because @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now’

[no-one-offical]

Ahh!! Why didn't you say that earlier? ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

Because you are obviously just joking

[no-one-offical]

I'm not obviously just joking! I'm No One! You must have me confused with someone else Pitchfork ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I MEANT YOU HAVE MADE A JOKE. NOT YOU ARE A JOKE

[lockandkeyhyena]

learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

this is a horrifying discovery

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

100 notes and I’ll never commit suicide or do sh

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I’m scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now

[no-one-offical]

Hi scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, nice to meet you, I'm No One.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

EXCUSE ME

[no-one-offical]

You are excused

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

Your welcome

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN

[no-one-offical]

I thought it was pretty clear, but it's okay I understand. I meant your welcome B]

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

YOUR WELCOME FOR WHAT??

[no-one-offical]

For excusing you? You're a funny pitchfork, scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, HA. HA. HA.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

THATS NOT MY NAME

[no-one-offical]

Oh really? I thought you said you were scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now. ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I MEANT ‘I currently feel scared because @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now’

[no-one-offical]

Ahh!! Why didn't you say that earlier? ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

Because you are obviously just joking

[period-offical]

good job bro keep inflicting groomer’s pain

And yes one of the asks you answered was sent by a groomer

So good job keep up the work

for your good work I have 2 gifts for you

-@the-pineapple-offical

wait what

[the-pineapple-offical]

Yeah from what I heard from multiple people in the discord

Eve-offical was found grooming someone in the discord atleast

Oh yeah and here are your gifts 🎁 🎁

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

wait wtf should I block her

[the-pineapple-offical]

yeah I think but maybe it’s smart to ask @planes-offical about it since they know more about it than if am correct oh just so you know god-offical is a abuser

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

oh gosh why are the biblical ones horrible

[rouxls-kaard-official]

THOU FOOLISH WORMES SHALL NEVER SOLVE MINE ULTIMATE RIDDLE!! PREPARE TO BE BAMBOOZLEDETH!!

WHAT... IS 1 + 1??

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

ITS IS TWO

I WAS BLESSED BY DIVINE KNOWLEDGE

[period-offical]

good job bro keep inflicting groomer’s pain

And yes one of the asks you answered was sent by a groomer

So good job keep up the work

for your good work I have 2 gifts for you

-@the-pineapple-offical

wait what

[the-pineapple-offical]

Yeah from what I heard from multiple people in the discord

Eve-offical was found grooming someone in the discord atleast

Oh yeah and here are your gifts 🎁 🎁

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

wait wtf should I block her

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I had some epic the musical songs playing in my head and I jumpscared myself with ‘ID RATHER DIE THAN SEE MY SON AND WIFE’ like damn vro you really hate your family now ig

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I’m scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now

[no-one-offical]

Hi scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, nice to meet you, I'm No One.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

EXCUSE ME

[no-one-offical]

You are excused

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

Your welcome

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN

[no-one-offical]

I thought it was pretty clear, but it's okay I understand. I meant your welcome B]

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

YOUR WELCOME FOR WHAT??

[no-one-offical]

For excusing you? You're a funny pitchfork, scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, HA. HA. HA.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

THATS NOT MY NAME

[no-one-offical]

Oh really? I thought you said you were scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now. ☕

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I MEANT ‘I currently feel scared because @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now’

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I’m scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now

[no-one-offical]

Hi scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, nice to meet you, I'm No One.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

EXCUSE ME

[no-one-offical]

You are excused

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

Your welcome

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN

[no-one-offical]

I thought it was pretty clear, but it's okay I understand. I meant your welcome B]

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

YOUR WELCOME FOR WHAT??

[no-one-offical]

For excusing you? You're a funny pitchfork, scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, HA. HA. HA.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

THATS NOT MY NAME

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I’m scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now

[no-one-offical]

Hi scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, nice to meet you, I'm No One.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

EXCUSE ME

[no-one-offical]

You are excused

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

Your welcome

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN

[no-one-offical]

I thought it was pretty clear, but it's okay I understand. I meant your welcome B]

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

YOUR WELCOME FOR WHAT??

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

I’m scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now

[no-one-offical]

Hi scared @no-one-offical is following three of my blogs now, nice to meet you, I'm No One.

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

EXCUSE ME

[no-one-offical]

You are excused

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

FUCK YOU

[no-one-offical]

Your welcome

[satans-pitchfork-offical]

WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN