Hey, I'm McKaylie

I used to be allthegooclurlsweretaken

[historyandmemes]

Congress: FDR your 2 terms as president are up, time to hand over the offi— FDR: 

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

[nozomitojoremade234565432-blog]

life is honestly the worst rpg ever the classes are completely unbalanced, quest rewards are way too low, and its pay to win fuck this.

[christianwynd]

[onlytwitterpics]

[satansnoodle-blog]

baby: m -m-m-

mom: meet me in the pit? mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?

baby: mom wtf

[spiritprincess-deactivated20160]

no plans no pants

[ocheano]

me right now lol

[chessys]

i dont want to be like this but i care so much about being perceived as attractive like it Doesnt Matter theres nothing i want from it i just feel embarrassed that people might look at me and think i am disgusting or less just bc they dont think i look good it is ridiculous i want to do this for margaret atwood but i cant

[vjjblood-deactivated20170907]

reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

MILF

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

[sodamnrelatable]

WHEN YOU DRAW SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE AND YOU JUST SIT THERE STARING AT IT LIKE

[treeoflife2011]

*sees friend on my dash* oh my god . that person right there….thats my friend. My Friend made a post. its a good post i love it. i love you. i would die for you

[thekatediary-deactivated2017031]

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

[serotnin]

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

[jumpingpuddles]

[ssweetcrazylove]

Update on how's school going:

i want to die

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

i love to do intense research on things that have zero impact on my life and have no correlation whatsoever to my general interests. i know a lot about combustion engines