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and are you ever reading these??? would you post that fanfic crowley link?
Dude, I have no idea what what fic you mean. You can try searching the tags, or you could ask one of the fanfiction subreddit on reddit, they can often find obscure fics.
The scene they took out of Deadpool that actually makes the whole movie make sense
I’m going to explain why one scene that they chose to remove actually puts the whole movie in perspective and answers a lot of questions fans had about the final cut.
Obviously this is definitely going to spoil you and I can list about 100 different trigger warnings so unless you have seen the movie and are prepared to deal with the same themes, don’t read on.
Cancer World Tour
We see in what makes the final cut of the film that Vanessa is desperate to find a cure for Wade’s cancer and in the edited scene called “Cancer World Tour” she does just as he predicts, drags him around the world trying every cure.
As always Wade narrates the scene so he informs us that they have been all of the world and have already tried everything and now they were at rock bottom, in a very unlikely clinic in Guadalajara Mexico.
Wade has given up long ago but is keeping that to himself, spending the rest of his very short life indulging Vanessa in the fantasy that he can be cured.
He is in a waiting room bitterly observing the other hopeless patients indulging their own love ones, or perhaps even themselves, and he visibly has a hard time keeping his anger and sadness to himself.
Wade listens in as a mother tries to pay for her young son’s treatment and the nurse very coldly insists she won’t take any pesos, everything has to be in American cash. The little boy reaches for a sucker and the nurse says it will cost extra. Wade quickly puts his own cash on the desk, saying it’s on him.
Something is still bothering him. Wade watches the young boy sit as an older gentleman Wade himself was talking to earlier gets up to go in for his own appointment. Wade tells us in a voice over how he is at the end of his rope. He will indulge Vanessa, he will spend all the money that is needed to do so, but he can’t watch more of these innocent people being screwed over.
Wade sneaks into the operating room to observe that what is going on is that this miracle cure is not a miracle nor a cure. I don’t know exactly how much a layperson may understand this particular treatment by what they filmed so I’m going to explain in a bit more detail: this is an actual treatment that is offered for a great amount of money and the practitioner promises that they will remove your cancer without putting you under anesthesia or even cutting you open; they will somehow reach in and pull it out of you. The stomach is pressed upon by the practitioner and with sleight-of-hand they produced a bit of animal organ, presenting it as the removed cancer. There is a bit of blood but no incision, they claim to have healed that as well.
Wade waits secretly as the the older gentleman, relieved to have been cured, leaves the room and then he enters to confront the practitioner. Wade dryly remarks that the bucket of removed tumors smells like chicken, the practitioner reaches for a scalpel to defend himself, Wade has already taken it.
Wade loses it. He viciously beats and stabs the man. No fancy choreography, no clever banter. Wade gruesomely murders this man with his own two hands and blood is everywhere. The staff and waiting room rush in to see what is happened and Vanessa is among them.
Wade, in excruciating emotional pain, realizes what has happened. Vanessa is watching. This wasn’t a job and it wasn’t done efficiently. He isn’t being a mercenary, he’s being a murderer, is becoming what we will call Deadpool.
Fleeing, Wade runs away and leaves Vanessa to desperately scream in search for him to no avail. He is gone.
I don’t know why this scene wouldn’t of been included in the final cut. To me it solves a lot of issues that people have had with the characterization of both Wade and Vanessa.
Many reviewers asked why, despite the fact that Wade obviously was upset and beginning to show signs of mental illness, he couldn’t just go back to Vanessa and let her see his scars. She certainly didn’t come off as the type of character who would judge him for the way he looked but that wasn’t it. Wade is reluctant to show her what he looks like now, of course, but most of the reluctance comes from the fact that she has already seen a little bit of what he has become inside and that’s a completely different story. Vanessa fell in love with a different man, a man who killed people but wasn’t violent, wasn’t unhinged.
Maybe more importantly it gives the ending an entirely different tone. It’s not the happy ending it appears. Vanessa forgives Wade and despite his warning she is in Deadpool’s arms, not really understanding that Wade is gone. Deadpool very canonically gives into the bit of hope that it might be okay, someone might actually love him.
But what happens next? Vanessa is now going to meet Deadpool and realize that she has to again mourn the loss of Wade who she believes has come back from the dead. Will she love this new man? Should she? Is she safe to be with him?
Your feelings for Deadpool aside, try to imagine what Vanessa is walking into. Wade would never hurt her but Deadpool is not Wade and sometimes Deadpool is not even Deadpool. Sometimes this body is overtaken with pain and hallucinations. If Wade can viciously beat and stab a man to death when he disassociates, what does Deadpool do when he disassociates?
Deadpool doesn’t know.
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for the last one omg
ok but i want luis from ant man to do a recap of all the mcu films just before infinity wars comes out????
okay so like, it all started with Iron Man right? like you know Iron Man, dude who doesn’t know know Iron Man, you feel me? anyway so like before Tony Stark was Iron Man he was just Tony Stark, you know? but like he was still fly as hell, like dude had a different chick every night and like that’s not my style but you know game recognize game. so anyway Tony was like, mad cool and always partying and making badass weapons and shit.
but then he like got attacked by his own weapons and he came back and was like ‘Bro, I gotta stop making these weapons, they do bad shit in the wrong hands’ you know? so he tells his company they gotta stop but then he makes the Iron Man suit and the bald dude who used to run his company is like ‘bro, I need that suit and also I tried to kill you’ and it’s not cool, man, it’s like, dang this guy ran his company and shit and now he’s gonna do him like this?
but like, Tony’s Iron Man so he wins and stuff and then this dude with an eyepatch is like, ‘yo, homie, I need you on this team, help a brother out’ but Tony’s like ‘nah dude I work alone’ and eyepatch guy is like ‘mhm’ and like you know that’s not gonna be the end of that.
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Bucky Barnes + guns
Do you ever just… Accidentally read a 60k fanfic… Instead of doing homework… Or sleeping… Or eating…
PROBABLY THE MOST ICONIC SCENE IN THE MOVIE
My name is Bucky.
Since Bucky has different builds in CATWS and in CACW flashbacks, I have this headcanon that as long as he was under Soviet/Russian control he was more muscular and somehow healthier, but when he went under American control (with Pierce) the brainwashing and torture became rougher so that it physically drained him, and that's why in CATWS he's thinner and looks way less healthier.
It actually looks the opposite, to me! When the Russians take Bucky out of Cryo, he looks terrible: his legs are so thin, his skin is pale, and it looks like his muscles have atrophied, since he has to be carried to the chair. His head looks abnormally large, too, which is a common illusion in chronically malnourished individuals (you can’t see it well in this screenshot, but it’s more obvious when he’s facing the camera!). It’s probably the worst shape we see Bucky in:
In comparison… we don’t actually see HYDRA taking Bucky out of Cryo, but not much time passes from when Pierce gives the order to when Bucky shows up at his house – and Bucky looks way better. His skin has some colour, his muscles are large, his legs are muscular. We also see IV drips in Bucky’s arm, which means HYDRA’s giving him some kind of supplement (…or drug).
There’s also a slight implication that he’s stronger while under HYDRA: when we see The Winter Soldier fighting in the Soviet flashbacks, he loses against the other SuperSoldiers – badly. He can’t even get the upperhand. But when The Soldier fights against Steve in CATWS (who’s the ultimate Supersoldier), and when he fights all the enhanced heroes in Civil War, he’s a pretty formidable opponent. But there’s a lot of screentime bias there.
In terms of general care, though, another example is Bucky’s hair. In both the Soviet flashbacks, Bucky’s hair is filthy – it’s honestly just strands of grease. But with HYDRA, his hair is somewhat clean. Also, with the Russians, Bucky has a beard, but with HYDRA he’s clean shaven.
He also has more protective gear while with HYDRA – masks, goggles, gloves, bite guard, etc. So I tend to think HYDRA took better physical care of Bucky than the Soviet’s did, for whatever reason. But none of that compares to Bucky when he’s free! In the two years between CATWS and Civil War, Bucky has paid attention to his nutrition and exercise – even while on the run without many resources.
Look how athletic and healthy he looks!!! It’s the most built we’ve ever seen him – the most tan, the most clean, the most everything. It’s Bucky taking care of himself after decades of abuse. Buyin’ his plums and KitKat bars.
sexual orientation: Bucky Barnes in a motorcycle
Misty water-colored memories…
[special thanks to @exsequar for contributions to this gifset]
Updated this, since it was bugging me that I did the others and not this one.
With apologies for the sort of spoilery nature – a scene I desperately wanted from Civil War. #CaptainAmericaCivilWar #wintersoldier #winterschildren #chubbydumpling #jbone
the reason I don’t like coffee shop aus isn’t that they’re intrinsically boring, because a freaking bagel au could be amusing if approached well, but so many of them are so… peaceful… the characters love their job and have plenty of time to ponder that one attractive stranger that comes in a lot. Listen. This is retail. Person A and person B’s fated meeting is cut short when a pissed off middle-aged lady pushes herself between their eye contact and shrieks at A about how she wants to use a 2-years-old coupon. Someone shat on the bathroom ceiling. There’s a random sanitary inspection. B knows full well the bagel they just sold to the guy who is always rude fell on the floor three hours ago. A and B have their first real heart-to-heart at 11 pm while on their knees and scrubbing the floor. Where are my #realistic coffee shop au deconstructions, sanitized, idealistic portrayals of retail are soothing but setting revisionism cannot fight off the all-engulfing darkness when a customer hands you a 100$ bill at 8 am to pay for a 1.95$ item
We write and read fantasies where characters get treated better than we do in real life. We’ve romanticized the fast food and retail industries. Is no one else depressed by this?
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