Saturn’s Slog.

My name is Elena Jo. I am an artist. Photographer and writer. I am goth and my goth name is Saturn. When I am not one the internet I am with my family or chasing after two disobedient pet pompoms. This is the world’s first slog or selfie blog. And I invented the idea.

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Woke up this to the urge to have a nasty shit. Well the toilet ended up over flowing. But it wasn’t the only room that good waterboard... the fucking living room got soaked too. I am such a loser.

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Just started my prescription of abilify. I have had hallucinations and being pain free on “abilify” when I was younger. I think it was an opiate instead of the real Abilify. But my doctor put some counter measure so I won react to it. Think positive.

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Just found a fucking great fucking band, get the name of it.... the psychedelic squirrel. They have some motherfucking great motherfucking music. Jus Go on to the bandcamp app and look the fuckers up. You will e blown away by their music motherfucker!!! To me it’s a PTSD buster. I highly recommend the psychedelic squirrel as great music.

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Who pissed in my Cheerios this morning and kicked my fucking soccer ball???? .... the computer guy.... he stayed longer than was desired and sent me into PTSD flashback. Never had I been so pissed.

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My pearly dad gave me this checvar beer glass that he one just by getting a mug of the stuff. It’s shaped like a peanut shell.... I think it’s cute. Thanks dad!!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💗

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Well today someone pissed in my Cheerios and called me a genocidial psychopath which hurt like a mother fucker. And this person who pissed in my Cheerios.... my mental health worker. I am not genocidial..., I just hate ignorant people like her.

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Bought a beta fish for my friend.

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Had a motherfucking nightmare about Guantanamo farting Bay where I was tortured. Woke up from nightmare and kicked my dad’s soccer ball (in other words I pissed him off) and I end up with a flashback. Not my way of starting the fucking day.

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Me looking my best for tomorrow’s photo shoot while listening to <PIG>……I broke my health card ID by accident at the fucking election and now I have to get a new one. Fuck!

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Orange is the new black. I spent the whole fucking night reading it. Think sex and the city meets Guantanamo bay. Very interesting.

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Falling asleep to arabic music after a long day of voting. Election Day. I fucking hate voting!! It drives me nutts.

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This shade of lipstick is called “I’m going to punch your fucking lights out!”

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This is a penny that was squished into art in a guitar pick shape. Thought you might like it.

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My latest “fuck you!” to my Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or PTSD. this is called a digit dice. It is supposed to relieve stress and anxiety. I haven’t left it out of my fucking hand since go the digit. I guess I have a lot of stress and anxiety if you are playing with it while reading a fucking good book.

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Best freaking book ever!!!! Spend the night reading it. Sorry mom. I highly recommend it to any legal thriller fans out there.

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That computer guy came today to fix my pearly mom’s computer. She go a brand new computer and she fucking hates it as well as having the computer guy coming all fucking week. I just catch up on my reading both the books I love to read and my anger management shit and my sleep. This afternoon Winterball (a pet puff) and I had a nice long nap.

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The first time I ever went to Costco. The store is so fucking amazing and huge. Found a lot of cool shit and I wish I had the wallet for it all. So I settled on an adult colouring book. Guess I got to keep working on my drawing and colouring for my future tattoo artist career. 🙂🙃