(read in a transatlantic radio announcer voice as though you are doing a radio commercial for a new product)
We all need help! And we need it fast! But how can we help people if we cannot help ourselves?
Do you want to give help but don't know if it's appropriate? Do you want to ask for help but don't know how?
Maybe you you're being asked for help and you don't know how to respond? Or see someone who needs help but don't know how to offer it?
There are some simple tricks that will have you helping people happily in no time at all! Just listen to Maslow on this one and follow: the hierarchy of needs! It's a pyramid of priorities from nineteen forty-three! Follow it closely and you'll be helping people fast!
The Hierarchy of Needs says...
Level one! The most basic of needs! Food, water, shelter, and clothing! If you don't have these, you must seek help! So make sure you have them first, and ask for help until you get them, so that you can help get these necessities for others!
Level two! Safety! If you don't feel safe, you can't help anyone until you do! So make sure you feel safe, and ask for friends to keep you safe, so that you can be a friend that keeps others safe!
Level three! Love and belonging! If you don't feel loved, you won't feel loving! Giving love takes strength and courage! Ask nicely for loved ones to show their love to you, and you will find loving others to be easy!
Level four! Esteem! If are aren't proud of your accomplishments, helping others accomplish anything can be challenging! So make sure you are proud of your accomplishments, and ask for feedback early and often so that you can be proud of your accomplishments or your efforts to improve! Then give others the feedback they need to be proud of their accomplishments!
Level five! Cognition! If you aren't thinking clearly, you won't be any help to others and may even steer them wrong! So make sure you are thinking clearly, and ask for help getting your head on straight so that you can help others straighten their heads!
Level six! Aesthetics! If you aren't happy with your surroundings, you won't be able to appreciate the beauty and wonders of the world around you! Making sure you're satisfied with your surroundings will help you build an aesthetic that reflects your values, and you can help others do the same!
Level seven! Self-actualization! If you aren't happy with yourself, you can't be happy for the people you love! Trust the people you love to help you be happy with yourself, and ask them cleary and directly for happiness and they will shower you with it until you are overflowing with happiness and can share it with others!
Level eight! Transcendence! If you aren't happy with your understanding of the world, you can't be happy for the world! Trust the world to help you understand it, and ask it cleary and directly for understanding. It will shower you with understanding that is available to all, and you can share it with others!
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