Save Me From Myself.

Roger.18.Child of Athena.Asshole.Loner.

[readytoplaygod]

So we’re gonna need that new ass pic in 4k for research purposes

Oh, very well

[readytoplaygod]

Hi...can I eat your ass? Sorry-- I mean ... Can I...uh ...eat your ass?

Why not, eat up buttercup

[whumblr]

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[unhinged-kitten-deactivated2023]

i’m “house phone” years old

[ohifonlyx33]

i'm "computer room" years old

[reactionpicarchive]

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[pettydavis]

does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

[sch-uwu-lchen]

can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

[sch-uwu-lchen]

thank you for getting exactly what i meant

[guooey]

I’ve got another orange cat video to show....

[fatsexybitch]

He's got his own dinner theme

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[genderfuckpirate]

tell me that i'm wrong

[slaughterhousefive]

I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously while they do it like they’re on the run. They’re usually prominently featuring 2000s-era pop culture like wearing bedazzled clothing or using a Motorola RAZR. It’s called 2girls1bottl3 and I’m obsessed with it.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

[memewhore]

[a-treatise-on-velociraptors]

The reason categorizing fanfiction by tropes works is because there's already an established setting, cast of characters, and theme in the original work, so when people write fanfics they're building sand castles in pre-existing beaches, but when you advertise your book as "sci-fi enemies to lovers where there's only one bed and also they're gay" it says nothing about what the premise is, who the characters are, or what the book is actually trying to say. That's not to say that books containing stuff like "sci-fi enemies to lovers where there's only one bed and also they're gay" can't be absolutely fantastic books, but if you only advertise by listing off tropes that are inherently cookie-cutter then you're implying (whether intentionally or not) that there's nothing interesting or memorable about the book besides smashing tropes together like you're playing with action figures.

[crafblr]

btw I’ve found these stretches from the WAK blog very helpful when knitting a lot:

Plus make sure to take breaks regularly - and stop if anything starts to hurt!

especially with gift knitting I know it can be tempting to push through it for a deadline, but it’s really not worth causing long term injury. (And anyone knit-worthy should be understanding of that, imho.) Stay well :)

[gingersnappish]

Also good for artists drawing with pencils/on a tablet/with a pen!

[blue--folder]

Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

the thrilling sequel

[stevishabitat]