O Villainy, Let The Door Be Locked

Cat/Alina Heroes and villains. Requests desired and always open. Cat’s Masterlists Main blog: @save-the-villainous-kitty Other writing blog: @save-the-villainous-kitten

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Cat’s Masterlists

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3K Series: pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4, pt. 5

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Hi how are you?

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wil you ever update ur masterlist?

also luv ur writing !! <33

No, sorry! Masterlist broke and fixing it won't work, I fear.

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You're the only person I have notifications on for on Tumblr so every time I see the little t at the top of my screen I start kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl because I KNOW I'll be eating good tonight queen 🙏

AHHHH YOU ARE SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH

Assignments have been crazy last week so bear with me, I am not done with writing even in the slightest hihihihi

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ATE with the last snippet woohoooo

Love when the villain is pathetically down bad 😈😈

ay who doesn’t love pathetic villains 🙂‍↕️

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I love when either the hero or the villain is a complete and utter simp like soooooooo in love wow I really bagged a baddie type shi. Can you write smth like that?🥺

"I'll be honest." The villain was still kneeling in front of the hero. Their hand was still on the hero's knee. And the hero wondered what on earth the villain was trying to do here. "You drive me insane."

"Feeling's mutual." The hero put their elbow on the armrest of the chair and leaned their head against their hand. They took in a deep breath. "But you're aware that robbing a bank isn't a declaration of love?"

"I did it in your name, does that...?"

"It doesn't count, no," the hero said. They tilted their head and studied the features of the villain. Admittedly, the puppy eyes were always the most awful part. The hero didn't even dare to count how many times the villain had slipped through their fingers.

Or better, how many times the hero had let them.

They closed their eyes, desperate for some kind of break but the villain didn't seem to even grant them that.

The hero tore their eyes open again when the villain's fingers snaked up the hero's thigh. The hero grabbed their wrist before it entered dangerous territory.

"You have two options. Number one -" the hero took the villain's jaw into their hand and leaned forward "- I escort you to the next police station and you stay there for the rest of the night. Number two -" they pulled the villain close enough for their shoulders to end up between the hero's thighs "- I'll take you home with me."

The villain smirked. "Oh, no. What to choose...?"

"If you wanna come home with me, you gotta return the money you stole," the hero said. They leaned back against their office chair.

"Done."

"You also have to apologize publicly."

The villain's eyes widened as the hero let go of their jaw. "There's no need to be cruel, now."

"It's retribution, not cruelty," the hero reminded them. The villain leaned against the hero's thigh with their cheek and the hero's heart dropped into indefinable depths.

"Come on, this isn't fair." The villain started rubbing their cheek against the hero's leg. The hero could have cursed.

"It's more than fair, baby." Their voice was still steady.

"You wouldn't want me to give an insincere apology, would you?" Their fingers managed to sneak under the hero's pants, playing with the rim of the hero's socks, touching skin. The hero swallowed. They needed to concentrate if they wanted to win this argument.

"Police station it is." The hero tried to stand up but the villain was infuriatingly quicker. They pushed the hero back into the office chair and put both their hands on the armrests, caging the hero.

"I'm sorry," the villain blurted.

The hero could feel their ears turn red. They needed a moment to collect themselves. They didn't want to admit it but their heart was about to jump out of their chest. They stared.

"I'm sorry," the villain repeated, softer this time. They leaned over, their breath on the hero's cheek. "I am begging you to take me home with you."

"I asked for a public apology," the hero said. They felt the villain's nose nudge against their cheek. The villain took in a trembling breath.

The hero was impressed by that type of self-composure. It was completely pathetic at the same time.

"Fine with me. Just take me home with you, please."

"That doesn't mean I'll give you what you want," the hero whispered. "A good deed is its own reward."

The villain kissed the hero's cheek. They smiled softly, touched the hero's jawline.

"I love it when you lie."

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Missing you </3

MEIN CHWUANNNNNI ICH VERMISSE DICH

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Mrrp mrow

SOMEONE NEEDS TO REPAIR THIS KITTY ASAP

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Doing okay!! Sprained my ankle a week ago, but it's healing up pretty fast! I'm still going thru school, but recently started doing observation hours at a daycare, and the kids are like 3-4. They say the craziest things eheheh

Oh no!! Hope you recover quickly!! And good luck with the kiddos haha

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If requests are open, can you please do more enemies with benefits (villain and hero)? Thank you if you do 😼

“For the record, this was the last time.”

“You already said that two days ago.” The villain sighed as they put their shirt back on. Most of the time, they were barely able to walk to their normal job after 20 minutes with the hero and some anxious part of their brain was convinced that this was part of the hero’s plan to eliminate them.

However, today did feel a little more melancholic, considering that the hero mentioned the dooming “last time” more often than usual.

“Yeah, but this time, I actually mean it.” The hero combed through their hair with their hand, their gaze avoiding the villain. The villain couldn’t help but feel a deep dark pit open up in their stomach. The villain was aware that they weren’t entitled to the hero. The hero didn’t owe them anything. Quite the contrary.

But somewhere along the way they had gotten crucially, hopelessly and terribly attached to their nemesis. In a way that was worse than punching each other’s throats. Worse than the bruises, worse than the broken bones at 12 AM.

The villain stood up from the bed but they kept their distance.

“Was it good, though?” The hero didn’t turn around and the villain could hear the bitterness in their voice.

“Of course it was,” the hero said. “Of course it was good.”

The villain could tell there was something close to a sob stuck in the back of their throat. Feelings were, as one might expect, off limits.

Which made everything even more complicated than it was supposed to be. The villain closed their eyes, took in a deep breath.

Just this once. They had said this before, they recalled.

With a featherlight touch, they traced the hero’s spine. The hero flinched.

“We can continue this forever,” the villain said. They lowered their voice, pressed a kiss to the hero’s cheek from behind. “Don’t think for a second that I want to stop this.”

“It should have never…we…I mean, I—” They turned around and to the villain’s surprise, their nemesis was close to tears. “It’s just…I feel so happy with you.”

“Oh.”

The villain stared at the hero. Their mouth was slightly agape. They couldn’t think. Was that right? Had they heard the hero say that? The hero tried to explain themselves but the villain wasn’t listening. They tried to concentrate but they couldn’t.

This was just simple chemistry, right? Of course the hero was happy with them, after all they were devouring each other multiple times a week. But then again, that wouldn’t explain why the villain’s heart was jumping every time they saw the hero, not only when the hero was on top of them.

The villain blinked once. Twice.

“…and it’s just, it’s so painful. I don’t even know what I’m saying, I—” The villain pressed their mouth back against the hero’s, this time harder than their usual initiation. They grabbed the hero by the waist and pulled them closer, their fingertips digging under clothes with gentle carefulness.

They parted, both of them blushing.

“I’d marry you on the spot, you know that, right?” the villain whispered. “I don’t care if this is wrong. I don’t care what others think. We can be together, if that’s what you want.”

They let their thumb brush over the hero’s bottom lip. The hero’s eyes widened.

“I…” The hero grabbed the villain’s forearm. “I wish we could.”

“We can. We will,” the villain said. They raised the hero’s chin to look up at them. “Your call.”

The hero’s expression softened. And then, finally, they smiled.

“Okay, fine,” they whispered. “Can I ask for a second round?”

“Only if I get to be on top.”

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I MISSED YOUUUUU!!! HOW'S IT GOING <333

I MISSED YOU TOO!!

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HI CAT!!! HOW'S IT GOING

HIII I’M DOING BETTER HOW ARE YOUUUU

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bruh frrrr exes to loves goes hardddddd , ESPECIALLY in a hero x villain dynamic

It’s my Achilles’ heel I fear

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Which snippet are you working on rn?

Why?

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read your injured talkative hero x stoic villain snippet in which the hero is injured

Ayyyyyyyy worldplay on pretty please and pretty, please. ho is u hamilton ( my dearest Angelica vs my dearest, Angelica)

*insert that one dude in a suit with a devious smirk*

This one? Oh HELL YEAHHH that was so much fun to write

And yeah I got a lil inspired by LMM can you blame me hehehe

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🥲 Ok...

STOP WHINING