Genital chart, explanations under cut. I subscribe to the idea that suits can change their parts around with maintenance, so it's sort of up to them if they wanna' bother dealing with that
"YEEOUCH!!!!" category is pretty self-explanatory, being anyone who'd be physically painful to have sex with almost 100% of the time.
Craig's dick is proportional to the rest of him so it's the size of your average cog's whole body
Desmond's dick is a literal drill
Spruce's pussy is a literal wood chipper
D0LD is overcompensating with a big truck
Kilo chose to have both modded on, but Tawney was constructed like that
Okay so on to the weird genitals
Holly has a pussy, but she has it literally locked behind a mini castle door on her crotch, and you need to get the key to unlock it. She swears she knows where it is, but just doesn't want to give YOU access. Don't ask her how pent up she is
Chip has a ripcord on his crotch
Belle has a rotary dial on her crotch and a slot for hooking your fingers in to lift her on her taint
Flint's dick is normal robodick — on the big side — until you consider the fact it can also shoot fire
H!gh R0ller's partner gets to spin a big wheel before sex and whatever it lands on is what they're working with that night! If she wants to masturbate she also has to spin the wheel
Dave has a dick, but it's an actual, playable woodwind. Blowjobs are fun, but make sure to replace the mouthpiece regularly and remove it before insertion!
Courtney's pussy folds and clit are like stenography keys and can be typed on
Chris' crotch is a bill counter and goes fwpfwpfwpfwp when he's horny
Graham is kind of an odd one out in that he regularly gets his changed. He needs heavy maintenance on his lower body every few months anyway because he works his legs to the point of literally breaking down, so he tends to throw in a genital change too for fun
no nuance first guesses only. "objectively good/mediocre/bad" is my silly way of saying "this character would make for an enjoyable sexual partner to many/some/few others." so a lot of mediocre/bad tier characters are ones I think would be bad lays or just niche. or both
I'm also really tired so I may need to revisit this at a later date with a clearer mind 🤔
Chart I made; explanations under cut. Note that I'm not into Omegaverse, this is just for shits and giggles
Elephants in the room: Chip and Thomas. Chip is an alpha and got a vasectomy because he was annoyed by horny omegas bothering him while he works, also thinks he might've knocked some people up while in override and wants to avoid that happening again. Thomas is an omega and takes heat blockers
Diane must be included in all cog boss meetings involving Craig or else he'll try and get Chris and Allan pregnant
Desmond has to watch as Dana and D0LD have intense staredowns to see who'll cave and ask for sex first
Pr3ster and Holly both wish they were alphas
Winston is the only alpha in Y0TT and is locked in the dungeon, which is why all the cogs in Y0TT are Like That
One might think Graham wishes he was an alpha but no, ohhhh no. No, he's going to be the best omega Su!t0pia has every seen. He's speedrunning getting pregnant until they finally have a baby that looks like HIM and NOT FLINT. He has to get his parts replaced every heat cycle because Flint's dick is harder than his parts are and he rides it so fast his bits get worn to nothing. His water broke once and he shot that thing out in under a minute. He's currently trying to figure out if there's a way to gestate babies Faster. Flint is so tired
Every time you post Clash stuffing art I feel like that image where the person is like "HOLY SHIT A PINK CAKE!! YES!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!"
Teehee thanks
I dont know what image it is but I too would be excited for a pink cake
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