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#;if you need a little heat in your face that's what i'm here for (fc)

okay, possible terrifying thought considering how serpentine dragons are, but i think there might be a possibility, that depending on just well his glamour is working to look human, dahl might have two dicks like some species of snakes

#;second hand smoke in the lungs (canon)#;have them show 'em who call you daddy (nsfw)#[ like idk what to even tag this with and idk if this is tmi or not ]

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#;if you need a little heat in your face that's what i'm here for (fc)

okay but can we talk about the fact dahl would probably be able to eat buffet places out of business in like single sittings? and the fact he’d probably be banned from a few small mom and pop joints because he’s eaten their entire buffet line on his own to the point they have his picture on the wall like ‘do not sERVE HIM HE‘LL PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS’

also can we talk about the fact he’d probably leave extra money on the table when he leaves to make up for eating so much after someone points out to him that he’s gonna cause some place to go bankrupt

#;second hand smoke in the lungs (canon)#like there's a few chinese buffet places that are pretty sure he's hollow or something because he eats so much

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