Oh Director Scratch having the "Talk" with Kit and Sam
(Director Scratch called both Sam and Kit to her office)
Kit:Director Scratch....got a new Creature Case for us?"
Sam:Me and Kit are ready to go"
Director Scratch: Actually Agents there is no creature case"
Director Scratch: It's come to my attention that you both have started a new partnership.... A Romantic One"
(Both Agents start to blush)
Kit:well um you see Director...."
Sam:I wouldn't exactly call it too Romantic...."
Kit:Just hand holding and a few kisses....(Director Scratch gives her the raised eyebrow look)okay a lot of kisses"
Director Scratch:Yes Agents I know about your 'Secret Kissing Sessions' even though I for one see no issue with Agents dating each other......"
Sam: We'll be on our way"
Director Scratch:However I must incline that you both keep your affections to a minimum....or at least PG.... I did see how tight you both were hugging each other"
Sam:Okay Director Scratch we will..."
Director Scratch:Not so Fast.... there's still more(she gets out a book)"
Kit:What in the Wooly World is that?"
Director Scratch:A book on the importance of young couples controlling their..... 'Romantic Rendezvous' as they say"
Kit:Tell me the director isn't....."
Director Scratch:(Opens the book)Chapter 1....'Starting out as a new young couple' granted you two are different species but the rules still apply(The two agents hold hands as they're scared of what's about to happen)"
(After a few hours the two incredibly traumatized Agents finally leave Director Scratch's Office)
Director Scratch:Now that our little chat is out of the way.... Have a splendid day agents"
Kit: That's four hours of my life I want erase.... Forever"
Sam:Hopefully the Stinkwells have a memory Erasing device......"
(The Stinkwells had NO Memory Erasing device so the two had to keep everything Director Scratch 'talked' to them about forever)
I hope you find this hilarious and not uncomfortable because I tried my best to keep it mostly funny,but I do want to ask how would you interpret Director Scratch's 'Talk' with Sam and Kit?
Sorry for the late reply. And yes, this is very adorable and funny! You nailed director scratch XD
My sister and nephew visited from out of state last week and he had a little Sam plush with him!