they/them || i write wanderer x reader stuff || my works are sfw and nsfw but mostly the latter; don't like dni || requests CLOSED || shoutout to my beta reader @drowning-fish0
you can call me vee/v! as the username suggests, i write mainly scaramouche x reader fanfictions. although i also write fluff, my blog is not nsfw-free. please read/scroll at your own risk.
i use exclusively they/them pronouns, so when it comes to writing my reader-inserts use only gender-neutral pronouns. in the case of smut, i will specify wether they are afab or amab. i write primarily in 2nd person but once in a blue moon i will use 3rd.
i can be a bit inconsistent with tenses, and i'm an emdash abuser, but in NO way do my works feature any ai- and by extension, please refrain from feeding any of my works to ai.
all my works are cross-posted on ao3 under scarafvcker, anything else is not me. i do not permit reposts/translations but you are welcome to use my work for inspiration as much as you'd like!
re; asks/dms:
my dms and asks are always, always open if youād like to chat, or even if youād like to see me write something! i love suggestions, they always help with my writerās block.
masterlist:
click here
thatās it- thank you for visiting my blog, and i hope you enjoy your time here!!
also shoutout to my beloved beta reader/editor @drowning-fish0 <3 i love you twinling
Y'ever wish you could get to know your mutuals better? Well now you can! Tag your friends and force ASK them to answer the questions
A fictional character everyone loves but you hate
A movie you wished more people would talk about
Weirdest thing you've lied about
Super random fact you know
An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt
Least favorite color
And favorite angry bird
My answers below cut:
Crystal of Marvel fame aka perpetual love interest
Homeward bound (It's so good)
Faking a THICC country accent accent for a whole week studying abroad
In Paris Paloma's song "Last Woman on Earth" she has a lyric that is as follows "for the first time since I drew breath I'm undesirable again" but it was originally "for the first time since I was 10 I'm undesirable again" which I like more
A Fictional Character Everyone Loves But You Hate:
Rapture (I don't know if everyone everyone loves him, but I just can't stand him. How I feel about him might change after I read the other comics where he shows up)
A Movie You Wished More People Would Talk About:
Belle (I don't remember much of the movie, but I watched it at school in 2022 and I liked it. The movie was released in 2013)
Weirdest Thing You've Lied About:
I don't know. I never lied much
Super Random Fact You Know:
That if you're reading you're alive (unless you're a zombie or a vampire or some other type of creature)
An Animal You Think Is Cute But That You'd Never Adopt:
Raccoon (also, because you can't adopt them here in Portugal)
Least Favorite Color:
Brown
And Favorite Angry Bird:
I don't remember the birds. I haven't played the game in ages
2: HOLY where to start and what to pick uhhhh: Cool Runnings 1993, Stardust 2007, Adam Sandler Grown Ups movie, ALL of Ice Age
3: I was born blonde as a baby
4: uhhh supposedly the French used the guillotine for the last time the same year as a Star Wars movie coming out??? No clue if it's true š¤·āāļø
Hiii, thanks for the tag!!! And Cool Runnings is GOATED
1, A fictional character everyone loves but you hate
Uhhhhh, I donāt really likeā¦. Ykw idk. I kinda forget what I donāt like bc I never think about it if I didnāt like itā¦
2, A movie you wished more people would talk about
A Silent Voice. It was so good, but it almost never shows up anywhere.
3, Weirdest thing you've lied about
Iām not allergic to mushrooms I think, I just hate them.
1, revisited!
I remembered a character! I really donāt like Batman. There, I said it.
4, Super random fact you know
The sides of your body are controlled by the opposite sides of your brain. For example your right hand is controlled by the left side of your brain. WHICH MEANS, only left handed people are in their right mind.
(am I proud of that? Yes, yes I am.)
5, An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt
Foxes
5, Least favorite color
Any yellow thatās not warm sunshine or golden irises.
6, And favorite angry bird
Ohhh thatās hard. I liked Terrence a lot growing up, but the Blues are cool
1, A fictional character everyone loves but you hate
Steve Rogers
2, A movie you wished more people would talk about
The Life of Chuck
3, Weirdest thing you've lied about
I once said I was allergic to almonds because I wanted to feel special (I was an annoying lil kid but I got punished with real allergies to everything except almonds lmao)
4, Super random fact you know
when dolphins sleep only one half of their brain rests so if they need to breathe they will wake up in time, their brain halves switch every hour or so (not sure about when they switch but they do)
5, An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt
Wold
5, Least favorite color
Yellow methinks
6, And favorite angry bird
Idk shit about the angry birds but I had a McDonaldās toy from the red one when I was like six so heās my fav now
@misswritealot @eyeballdango @livelove-fangirl @sunny-funny-honey-pants @chaoticxsnowflake @tardisesandtitans @votreangedelamusique + open tags!
A fictional character everyone loves but I hate: Varka (im not sorry)
A movie you wished more people would talk about: Perfect Blue
Weirdest thing I've lied about: I told a friend I can read Tarot once bc I thought it would be funny to bullshit them through a reading, it was in fact funny to me
Super random fact I know: If you search a font in google, the whole page will be displayed in that font
An animal I think is cute but I'd never adopt: Baby goats they're so cute (my ahh got ignored when i sent a tiktok of one in the gc </3)
Least favorite color: That hedeous browny-green yellow (<- stolen from prev because YES its is so freaking ugly and I'd rather not learn its name)(<-stolen from both prevs bc yeah it's hideous)
A fictional character that everyone loves but I hate: scaramouche
a movie i wish more people talked about: castle in the sky!! i absolutely adore ghibli movies in general, but i feel like castle in the sky never gets enough love </3
weirdest thing i lied about: when i was a kid i would pretend to be āimmune to pool waterā so i would drink cups of it to look cool
super random fact i know: octopi have 9 ābrainsā- one central one, and one in each arm!
an animal i think is cute but would never adopt: iām a huge sucker for big puppies, especially australian sheepdogs and bernese mountain dogs, but theyāre way too high energy for me to care for :(
least favorite color: orange. i fucking hate orange.
@ananeuvii, I'm tagging you directly since you have a history of ignoring things that require accountability.
I'm not someone who makes posts like this. I think callout posts can easily come across as dramatic or performative, and I've always avoided them for that reason. But this isn't drama. I'm going to lay everything out with receipts, and people can form their own opinions.
cw: mentions of self-harm/suicide, harassment, predatory behavior toward minors
There are more than 30 Ana's.
Ana runs multiple accounts and uses them in ways that range from embarrassing to genuinely harmful.
One that I do feel is a mix of both is the @lyneyhatersdni blog. Ana claims this is her ('ex') boyfriendā¦ she's the boyfriend.
Someone told me that before the account was fully set up, the following list and recently liked posts were publicly visible (which is just a default setting Tumblr uses).
Every liked post was content from Ana, Lilac, and Karma.
The account types exactly like Ana's; she tries to switch her typing style on it, but she slipsā¦ a lot.
I always thought it was weird when I first found that account, that it's rarely active.
That only Ana responds/likes my comments if I interact with them??
And what made my assumption feel far too true is this post she made:
This is a self-report if I've ever seen one. And why does this matter beyond just being weird??
This account was used for publicly 'dating' Ana, complimenting her, calling her pet names, having entire conversations with her in the comments of her post. She is having a relationship with herself in front of everyone.
And here's the infamous conversation she had with herself when she posted "im gonna kms" on her main, where lyneyhatersdni shows up in the comments to comfort her. She is roleplaying emotional support from a person who does not exist.
He is only online when she needs him to be (like making that "ana won't be online" post or interacting with herself). He never used it outside of using it for ana. They always happen to be online at the same time, and now she's active on his account bc shes "going to be offline for a long while" and is addicted, so that's what she uses right now.
But it gets worse than just beyond fake dating.
'lyneyhatersdni' was the account behind the anonymous hate messages that Lilac received on her old blog. Lilac's old account (scaraobsession) is now deactivated, so those specific asks are gone, but they were horrible nonetheless.
Lilac had to turn off anonymous asks entirely because of the harassment, and Ana had the audacity to reblog Lilac's post about it, acting like she was defending her.
Ana sent anonymous hate to her own (ex) close friend. And then publicly positioned herself as the one protecting her from it.
That's fucked up.
What's more fucked up? If this 'boyfriend' is real, dating your friend's bully is fucked up.
She also very, very likely sends herself anonymous requests. Some requests are for engagement on her blog; others are hate-directed at her(self). She literally discovered the feature publicly on her blog, as seen in the image with the anonymous hate at the top. The proof is all there.
The vent account(s).
Ana has had multiple vent accounts in the past; her newest was leaked recently. What was on it was absolutely disturbing.
One of the very disgusting things that stood out on this account was the posts written as conversations between herself and what she frames as an internal 'voice,' using brackets to distinguish it. In these posts, "the voice" says things like 'i hope they die', 'i hope one of them dies', and otherā¦ odd things you'll see below.
Ana responds back to "the voice" as herself, pushing back mildly, but she's the one writing all of it. She typed every word, fantasizing about (ex) friends' deaths.
And in the tags? She writes things like "these r kinda just like the thoughts I don't agree with, but r still there" and "pls know that's not actually me." She tagged her own death wishes toward her friends with a disclaimer. As if that makes it fine. As if hitting post and putting it on the internet is somehow not a choice she made.
These are all directed towards both Karma and Lilac. Ana's always been jealous of Karma, hated them. When they were all a trio, Ana would constantly leave Karma out on purpose; she tried to kick Karma out of the friend group, but ended up kicking herself out instead.
She crashed out on Lilac once, called her a slutty b*tch, over Lilac saying "plsplspls" to Karma. This is exactly what this post is about, and this is on one of Ana's yapping side blogs' accounts.
She treats her own spiraling as a performance and then demands that other people warn her before they vent.
Both Lilac and Karma found her recent vent account and reblogged it. This also isn't the first time Ana's vent account got leaked; you'll see in the image below.
After being caught, Ana deactivated her recent vent account (belovedofbarbatos), and ranted on her main before deleting and then making an announcement post saying she'd be offline for a very long time. Her ass is too chronically online for that, and she's still active on her @windspokenwhispers sideblog.
She only cares that she got caught.
Ana and minors.
This is the part that made me decide I needed to post this.
Someone sent Ana an anonymous ask saying: "Am I allowed to join in on the flirting if I'm 16?" Her response: "YUHP!! Just clarify that at first and make sure it's nothing tooooo suggestive, ur still underage! however in some countries that's legal, and I don't mind harmless stuff."
When someone called her out for flirting with a minor while being almost 21, she defended herself by saying she's only ever said things like "IMMA KISS YOU" and "I WANNA CUDDLE" and that those are platonic. The tag's on the post don't help the accusations.
On her recently deactivated vent account, she interacted with an anonymous person who said they were 15. Ana's response? She doesn't mind.
She doesn't fucking mind that a 15-year-old is looking at a vent blog that talks about serious topics, including self-harm.
When she started getting called out for this, she posted: "no becuz why am i getting pedo allegations" with tags about how she's just showing "platonic affection."
Ana is nearing 21, and she posts content not safe for minors while actively seeking new mutuals with anyone of any age (unless they're under 11, because that's her minimum apparently).
Why am I posting this?? It's a community concern.
Because Ana is an extrovert. She's outgoing and chatty, and she comes across as friendly and fun at first. She reaches out to people in the Genshin writing community, and if you're new to the community or shy, that attention feels good. That's exactly why it's dangerous.
The people who chose to interact with her deserve to know that the person behind the friendly posts has a vent account where she wishes death on her once closest friends. That she sent her own ex-best friend anonymous hate and then pretended to protect her from it. That she tells minors she doesn't care about their age.
I also want to make something very clear: Lilac and Karma are the victims in this situation. Both of them are people Ana called her best friends, while privately writing about wanting them dead. Lilac was harassed by Ana's alt account. Both of them were targeted on the vent account. They've already dealt with enough, leave them alone.
If Ana wants to respond to this publicly, she's welcome to.
if anyone, after reading all of this, still supports ana- please take this opportunity to unfollow me. though i might be inactive for now, my stance on this is firmly with my mutual (maddie) and i would not like to associate with anyone who supports this disgusting behavior.
guys iām finally getting back into writing for my requests and i should be able to finish one soon. soon once i get through like 2k more words of expositionā¦ I WILL BE BACK
thinking about scara crying off his eyeliner after a good fuck sessionā¦. he looks up at you, lips half parted with a glossy sheer, & his hair falling all over the pillow. wrecked in what you call satisfaction. he looks damn good in his afterglow. and he knows it too.
you think he relishes in the blatant ogling, practically preening as he tilts his head. āha,ā he starts. āso is that all? you can do better than that. and iām hardly tired,ā and you can feel him slowly grind on your thigh because he is just too impatient for another round.
maybe you have make it your personal mission to make sure he was positively ruined.. all yours for the taking ā¦ too bad that is what he is exactly trying to aim for.
i love the idea that scara knows what heās worth. the second you pull off of him heās immediately pressing into your weak spots with just enoughhh plausible deniability that you let him do it- and he wonāt push too hard if he knows youāre really spent, but you bet heāll lay on top of you a weighted blanket, warm and heavy and refusing to get off.
what do you think scaras handwriting would be like (if he was writing letters, etc)
sits down . ponderingā¦..i honestly think he would have really beautiful calligraphy. if his appearance doesnāt show how terribly ancient he is, then it is his handwriting.
something just as elegant as he is. have u ever seen cursive kanji? yeah. or hell, maybe sÅgana cursive script. incredibly pretty styles but definitely hard to read to most unfamiliar with it. i hc that it was only during his harbingers era where he fully learned this style of writing. in his 500+ yrs of living, he had to at least hone in some sort of penmanship.
maybe during the time kabukimono had with the people of tatarasuna was when he first learned how to do calligraphy. kabu would definitely be the type to try to recreate because he thought it was pretty & got curious but sort of failed when he attempted as it was either too messy or the lines were shaky :(. so, when he got to be a harbinger, he sat down & learned so he could not be deemed as wellā¦..incompetent in writing. LMAO
but part of me believes nowadays, as wanderer, he doesnāt exactly bother to try that much. so in written letters, it slowly devolves into a half simple, half stylistic approach. definitely somewhat more print lettering with hints of cursive but nothing too grand that it wonāt be easily readable, yet enough where you can tell he has decent penmanship.
ex.
this could also apply to modern au scara except i like to hc that his writing tries so hard to be cursive but it is sort of messy & very flowy. on the same note, i remember writing a small prompt that he writes in a journal he hopes no one will find w/ all his embarrassing doodles & unresolved feelings . 1 gel pen at a time
-> letters with him are the criteria:
neat but quick light pen strokes, super confident lines
letters with him are often lengthy, some conjecture of his thoughts, rants about what irritated him on that day, & random things that happened during his errands. (what else does he even do besides wander & do errandsā¦)
ends his letters with āsigned, Wanderer āHat Guyāā (because that is basically his name at this point)
if you are lucky, he might sketch a small doodle if he was truly that bored. he adds āšŖ² <- you.ā
Hii I hope youāre doing okay! You havenāt posted in awhile:( just checking in! Wishing you the bestā¤ļøā¤ļø
funnily enough, when i first started this silly little writing blog i never expect to receive so much support, and honestly seeing this in my inbox really made my heart melt š iām doing great, thank you so much for asking!! unfortunately as youāve noticed i have taken a small step back from writing due to some personal stuff going on </3
iāll be back, donāt worry- but unfortunately it may take a month or so for me to fully get back to posting fics again. iām still going to be here lurking in my mutualās comment sections and i will be working on all my requests!!! again, seriously, thank you all for your support <3 i love you all!
Reincarnated as a Lvl 1 Fatui grunt, now I must aid the villain! āā
Your life is simple enough: office worker by day, gamer by night. Most of your free time is spent either reading webnovels or grinding Genshin Impact. Lately, though, your obsession has reached new heightsāall because of one character: Scaramouche.
Youāve spent months saving and preparing, yet when his banner finally drops, youāre met with the worst luck a genshin player could possibly have: you lose your 50/50 at hard pity every time.Ā
Youāre so frustrated that you choke on your water mid-rant and die.
Suddenly, youāre swept into your favorite game; isekaed. The mysterious āsystem administratorā gives you one job, and one job only:
Find the Balladeer and assist in his ascension to godhood.
The problem?Ā
You have no idea how you got here, where he is, and worst of all: youāre stuck as a Level 1 Fatui grunt!
āāāāā
hi, tumblr, missed you guys- iāve been caught up with irl stuff recently, so i havenāt had much time to write. in that time ive gotten way into shitty isekai manhwasā¦ so what better to do than write one myself?
this will be my first long-form fic (as in, with multiple chapters) so please be patient with pacing and such; iāve never written anything other than oneshots before. hopefully, chapters will be every 1-2 weeks, maybe more when my schedule clears up.
like you can probably tell, this is going to be HEAVILY tropey in an ironic way; but you bet there will be fluff, angst, maybe smut if i get bold.
this will also be cross-posted on my ao3 once i finish the first chapter. i appreciate all your guyās support, and iām super excited to write this :)
EDIT: iām also making a taglist for when the first chapter drops!! current ppl:
