jenna @scarlettjodamnsson - Tumblr Blog

is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!

sinusoidalgyroid

coughloop

hey mom wjat

coughloop

idrugs

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genosmithsucks-deactivated20150

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

diaryofamadmixedwoman

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

bob-zanotto

moveslikekeithrichards

worst part of driving is when ur going 15 over the limit & ur still getting passed by everyone like bastards You are the animals here not me

emelang

*sobbing* finally, an article that validates me

wehaveourdragons

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bisexualgambit

When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth

slowspinningredemption

i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-through food storage bag to keep them dry and put them under the gnome who we left on the doorstep of the house we got him from

anyway a few nights later we walked past again and wondered if the photos had been found and what the person must have thought and then we saw the gnome in pride of place balanced on the window ledge, and stuck to the inside of the window behind him were the polaroids with a sign saying “The Boy On Tour”