The Soothsayer

independent oc sideblog to mcstlyvcid

[mcstlyvcid]

i am a horrible person and i am moving August, Xander & Lorelle, over to THIS BLOG.

[mcstlyvcid]

i am a horrible person and i am moving August, Xander & Lorelle, over to THIS BLOG.

[senthereforareason]

Accidents happen all the time.

Send one of the following for my muse’s response.

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee.  ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut.  ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊  both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes.  ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

[dailygeckobros]

[qeckosfuller]

[sccthsayer]

dinkydeath:

Leo tentatively stuck her head out around the corner ( or was it THROUGH the corner? It was hard to tell ) when she heard her name. A smile starting to creep up when she heard of potential plans. ‘ Firstly: proud of you for pointing out the witchcraft is unnecessary, but so long as it’s done RIGHT && everyone who comes in contact with it is SAFE so as to ensure no Halloween CASUALTIES, I suppose I can get behind it. Secondly: why do we have to choose? We give candy to the little kids; entrance to a sort of haunted house for the big kids. Everyone wins. ’

it was hard not to crack a smile as he noticed the way she showed up. there was little august could do as a response to her first statement but shrug, he had admitted it once, he wasn’t going to do it again. he took a couple steps closer to her, smile still carefully spread on his lips. ❝ well-- you’ve got quite a point. i GUESS we can definitely do both. and i’ll do my best to-- make it safe for everyone-- ❞ although the last words that left his lips were said more of a question rather than an statement. 

[sccthsayer]

the clock hit 7pm and he turned the shop’s sign to a close, slightly earlier than usual but the day called for it. his back rested against the closed door and he took a deep breath. ❝ hey leo, so i had initially planned to set up a sort of haunted house with a lil’ very UNNECESSARY witchcraft and your help— or we could stay out and give out candy to the kids. what’s more of your liking? ❞

IT’S HALLOWEEN! | @dinkydeath

[be-your-luve]

[ask-meme-addicts]

@wolfpupy twitter ask meme

❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞

❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞

❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞

❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞

❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞

❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞

❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞

❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞

❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞

❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞

❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞

❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞

❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞

❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞

❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞

❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞

❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞

❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞

❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞

❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞

❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞

❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞

❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞

❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞

❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞

❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞

❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞

❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞

❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞

❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞

❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞

❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞

❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞

❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞

❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞

❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞

❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞

❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞

❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞

❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞

❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞

❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞

❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞

❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞

❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞

❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞

❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞

❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞

❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞

❝ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ❞

[sccthsayer]

dinkydeath:

‘ No, I wouldn’t. I can’t       I can’t do that to someone. So for your hypothetical sake I hope there’s another person there. Or a euthanasia option. I could probably maybe drug you if I had to, but I couldn’t SHOOT you. ’

“I’m-- both disapointed and sort of relieved, to be quite honest. HOWEVER, drugging me is always a good idea, so perhaps we can work with that one. Anyways-- Have you seen the painkillers?”

[sccthsayer]

dinkydeath:

‘ Hey, that’s a START. But speaking as both a dead girl && a pacifist, even if I could help you with that, I wouldn’t. ’

“Oh come on! But you would be HELPING me quite a lot, what if it was the only way to end my suffering? You wouldn’t do it then?”

[sccthsayer]

dinkydeath:

‘ Hey       how does your head feel? ’

BECAUSE I CAN && YOU LOVE ME ↳ @sccthsayer​

A small smile curves on his lips before he looks up at her.

“A bit better-- Still would like to get shot in the head though.”

[sccthsayer]

Happy Birthday Maya! better late than never

@freedxmhangslikeheaven​

I was unsure of what to get you, at first I thought weed, but you are the one with the deelers so it seemed like a bit non proper. And then I found this, it’s a crystal quartz, a blue quartz to be more precise. Each quartz is believed to have a purpose, a special ability to say it some way, this one in particular is known to bring harmony and order, to give mental clarity and ease fears. I hope you never have to fall into using it for those things, but it never really hurts to be prepared right?

Happy Birthday! - August

[sccthsayer]

freedxmhangslikeheaven:

“Well it’s that or actually call the guy I slept with las’ night.” Maya pulled on a jacket. “So obviously, I’ll take the ghosties.” She patted her jeans, making sure her knives were where they were supposed to be. “Shall we?”

He didn’t ACTUALLY meant to laugh as hard as he did, and yet, it took him a few seconds to regain composure. “Oh my god-- You’re UNBELIEVABLE.” Shaking his head August took the bag he had set down and made his way towards the door. “Sure let’s go, it’s a couple of blocks away from here. Also-- You DO know knives won’t help you in any way right?”

[sccthsayer]

freedxmhangslikeheaven:

          “I was thinkin’ some croissants or somethin’-            I could use a poppy muffin, now tha’ I’m thinking about it.”

“Sounds good-- I’ll have BOTH, if you don’t mind. I can’t work without food. Actually if you could just get me food for the whole week, I would love it.”

[sccthsayer]

essentiia:

“Believe ME that I can easily spot a business politic. ‘sad people only’. Yet I suppose you might get a lot of hopeful youngsters just waiting to come out of the door with the name, address, phone number and clothing size of their truest love. 

Do you ever lie to them? Just for fun.”

A shrug. “Yeah, I suppose there are quite a few of those, however, they still are quite less than the ones that wish to speak to their loved ones, plus those ones are WAY more fun-- The other’s ugh, absolutely boring job.

In fact, I do it ALL the time, just when they are asking about their love life though-- And one time to a guy who asked me about his dead, but he had it coming.”

[sccthsayer]

essentiia:

Something was telling her this man was not the organic butter seller. Like the sign at the door. “But shouldn’t they walk away feeling better?”

“They can feel however they want once they pay me.” She wins a soft smirk. “I mean honestly, I’m just working, I don’t care how they feel. Some don’t leave happy, BELIEVE ME.”