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saltrat88

gray-firearms-deactivated201905

I am fucking dying

zakuro-san

UNMUTE IT P L E A S E

drtanner

Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.

bunjywunjy

I made Hungarian mushroom soup and it's a little too delicious to be real

bunjywunjy

BUNJY RECIPE BOOK- HUNGARIAN MUSHROOM SOUP

Ingredients:

4 tbsp butter

1 large white onion, diced

16 oz white mushrooms, sliced into half-slices or diced

3 tbsp flour (gluten-free okay)

1 1/2 tbsp paprika

3 cups veggie or chicken stock

3 tbsp soy sauce

1 cup 2% milk (yes, it has to be 2%)

1/2 cup sour cream (results not guaranteed for lite version)

1 1/2 tbsp lemon juice

1 tbsp chopped fresh dill, slightly less for dried dill

1/4 cup chopped parsley

salt and pepper

okay! so take a large saucepan and heat over medium low, and melt the butter in it. add the mushrooms and turn the heat up a notch or so and cover, stirring occasionally until the mushrooms give up their liquid. once the pot gets soupy, add the onion and put the lid back on until the mushrooms are brown and the onion is fully cooked through. once this is achieved, remove the lid and cook off most (not all!) of the liquid. at this point, add the flour and paprika TOGETHER, and mix! this will get gluey and start sticking all over the place- that's fine. cook while stirring for a few minutes, enough for the paprika to gain aroma and the flour to darken. next, add the stock and soy sauce, and stir to work all of the clumps of flour off the bottom of the pan and into the liquid. once the soup is smooth, add the milk and bring to a light boil. once the pot boils, lower to the heat to a simmer and ignore for 10 minutes. once the time is up, REMOVE THE PAN FROM THE HEAT and allow to cool slightly. once the pan is no longer scorching hot, add the sour cream and dill, and stir it in. lastly, add the lemon juice and parsley, plus salt and pepper to taste, and stir again to make it all a smooth lovely soup. serve immediately.

bunjywunjy

now that this has left my bubble and is reaching non-usaamericans, here are some amendments for international use!

I used american white button mushrooms, a soft and mild mushroom without a strong flavor. you can use whatever mushrooms you have locally that are equally mild or somewhat savory, strong flavors may throw off the soup balance!

I have 2% milk in the recipe because whole milk can do weird stuff when it's boiled, as long as you aren't using whole milk or milk water pretending to be milk you can treat the recipe as it's written. if you only have whole milk, keep the heat to a LOW simmer and keep an eye on it to watch for weird clumping during that part of the recipe, but you'll probably be fine. lactose-free milk also works fine.

feel the parsley in your soul. 1/4-1/3 of a cup, whatever you end up chopping. be free.

#recipe

awkwardexxodus

ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself

kremlin

this is so fucking funny

kremlin

i can't stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they're playing world of tanks which is like the "call of duty" of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn't have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn't just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that's weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that "tank peripherals" aren't a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they're even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

peach-foxgloves

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

lavender-lily

oh thank GOD

andypantsx3

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

baddywronglegs

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

titkoks

theriu

YOU SURE ARE KILLING THAT SNAKE RODNEY, GOOD JOB

sonicsuns

What the heck kind of bird is that?? (Also I hate that I had to stop for a second to ponder if the whole thing might be an AI fake somehow. The future is gonna be weird, man.)

anaxaver

Its a secretary bird! they are super rad and do look like some kind of dinosaur or elaborate puppet creation.

justangrymacaroni

as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:

- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around

- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role

- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue

- gromit from wallace and gromit

justangrymacaroni

1. that’s a garter stitch, which you can clearly see despite it being made of clay

2. they took the time to animate a modified continental style of knitting, including showing how his working yarn is wrapped around his pinky, and that he’s flicking with his index on his right hand

3. he only has four fingers and yet this is better than the vast majority of knitting on tv

wizardarchetypes

speaking of the scary ocean, in the Salish Sea we have bioluminescence in the summer. It’s not like in movies where the whole sea glows. The microorganisms which cause it only glow when they’re disturbed. On a warm, still night the sea is black until you stick your hand in and shake it around, then it lights up blue.

anyway my friends and I dive at night and it’s really cool to watch someone from above because they look like a celestial being in the water, glowing blue underwater.

what is deeply UNNERVING is when a Very Large creature passes you at some distance, and you know because you see a blue, glowing mass go by and you think well, that’s just not my business.

craftingcreatures

So I was watching a video on ptarmigans and it was mentioned that they dig burrows in the snow for shelter and protection. Which, cool! Burrowing bird! Then they showed this picture and

It's perfect

despazito

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

noonoo….

twins

Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

#oh god #I can't believe I'm gonna admit to this in a public forum #Thomas the Tank Engine #little kid Allison LOVED Thomas #big kid Allison finds a lot of comfort in the show still

catchymemes

source

domesticgoddesswriter

This is Bagginshield coded. Prove me wrong.

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

prismatic-bell

@huffy-the-bicycle-slayer honestly I think this was a massive missed opportunity on the part of the government. I literally learned stuff from osha-official that I proceeded to use IN A VERY REAL OSHA COMPLAINT that resulted in my (now-former) job facing some very serious consequences (as in “you have 48 hours to present a plan and timeline to fix this or we’re shutting you down” consequences). The OSHA employee who handled my complaint said it was one of the best-written and most comprehensive he’d seen in the 20 years he’d been doing the job. The bullet-pointing and management jargon I learned elsewhere, but the forklift certification issues and the lack of adequate safety exits? That was YOU.

It’s not a joke that your blog may have saved lives at my job, because out of eleven infractions I turned in, five were deemed to be “an immediate threat to life and safety.” The government should have offered you a paycheck to keep going as an actual OSHA employee, because you were absolutely teaching us stuff that makes our jobs safer and told us what resources to use if we needed to swing the OSHA club at our bosses and you were doing it in a format that was accessible and popular with your audience. That should be any organization’s absolute DREAM.

So if they won’t thank you, I will: on behalf of about 100 employees who are no longer working in a building full of flammables with no fire extinguishers and no exits from the entire back half of the building, a building where uncertified forklift drivers rammed into support columns and made the walls shake, a building where the HVAC system was full of black mold, thank you, for giving me the tools and courage to pick up the phone and fix the problem.

zainclaw

so at work today -

(I work at a hardware store, we sell wood, we have a big yard where we store all the wood and drive around with fork lifts etc)

- I discovered that a seagull had made a nest on top of some of our stacked wood packages. asgfhjgdskj. and there are eggs. and they were right on top of the packages that I needed to get.

and I was like what the fuck do I do

so I very carefully moved the nest to a pallet and moved it down to the ground, nearby the stacked packages. I didn't want to move it too far, because I didn't want to risk the mother not finding it again. there really was no good place to put it. all "high ground" spots are on top of things we need, and will probably move before long. poor mama really didn't pick a good spot for her babies.

but she did find it again! but she seemed very upset with the new placement. and I don't know if she'd be able to move the eggs on her own, if she's not happy with it. and I was so worried about her abandoning them. also about predators eating the eggs with how close to the ground they were now.

I ended up lifting the pallet back on top of the package where she first made the nest. with it still being on a pallet, we'll be able to move it with our fork lifts very easily and put it back again, if we need to access the packages beneath.

I know literally nothing about birds, but this was the best solution I could come up with on the spot! I hope she'll be okay. I hope she'll feel safe there.

and I was sending live updates to my colleagues in our group chat throughout this whole thing, lmao, so we're all gonna look out for her and her babas.

she is our mascot now. we love her.