JamesāWhy are you so awkwardly hunched over? Iām going to start calling you Quasimaslow if you donāt straighten the fuck up. You pants arenāt really helping matters. That button is so off center that it looks like your jeans are on the wrong way. Also, I feel like theyāre weirdly tight at the top and baggy around your thigh. Thatās a fashion donāt.
KendallāWhere do I even begin with you? First, that jacket is awful because it doesnāt match the rest of your outfitĀ at all.Ā Next, that shirt is a weird bluish-white color and I canāt handle it. Also, that bow tie is the same bluish-white color and itās driving me insane. WHY WEAR A BOW TIE IF NO ONE CAN SEE IT? Next, the suspenders. Why do you need suspenders? Finally, those pants. Those pants donāt match the rest of your outfit at all. On their own, and a few sizes larger, I feel like they would be fine. In the current situation, though, they are decidedly not fine. All in all, you look like discarded meat thatās been stuffed into a wrapping. Thatās right, you look like a sausage. Get some clothes that fit.
LoganāIām not sure how I feel about your suit jacket/t-shirt combo. On one hand itās hideous but on the other hand itās better than Kendall. The other thing I have a problem with is your use of navy blue and black. Navy blue and black are mutually exclusive colors. You wear either one or the other. They cannot exist harmoniously on an outfit. Especially an outfit put together for a 25 year-old boy band member like yourself.
CarlosāIām not sure if the cameraās malfunctioning or if thatās just the way your vest looks. Either way, YOUāRE WEARING A VEST. That bullshit needs to stop immediately. Next, your pants are the brightest shade of khaki Iāve seen in my life. Tone it down or go home.Ā