We absolutely (and obviously) do still check the messages that this blog gets. We may not be super active anymore, but we will always reply to messages! This is such a great message to get and I know that it made me smile to read it. Thank you for being a fan of this blog and thank you for such a kind message! Maddy and I always laugh to a point of tears when we go back through this blog, so itās nice to know that other people do, too. - Stephanie
BREAKING: BOY BAND FASHIONS ADMINS ACTUALLY DELIVER ON THEIR PROMISES FOR ONCE
After a too-long saga all of our commentaries have been uploaded to this Google drive. Again, sorry for the extreme inconvenience involved in downloading them but this was literally our last option. And why would you not want to keep these Oscarā¢-winning* films on your computer for ever and ever?
āMaddy
*To our knowledge these commentaries have not actually won an Oscar
Much like the US Constitution, this folder is a living document and will continue to be updated until Donald Trumpās mind-boggling fuckery leads it to an early grave.
Much like the US Constitution, this folder is a living document and will continue to be updated until Donald Trumpās mind-boggling fuckery leads it to an early grave.
Buckle up. Grab some popcorn. Call a baby sitter. This is a long post.
Hey, everyone! Weāre so sorry the commentaries suddenly disappeared! Our Vimeo account got suddenly shut down, which Iām choosing to blame on George Shelly and you should too. I tried to upload the videos directly to Tumblr but it was taking too fucking long. Seriously. Seasons were changing.Ā
Right now Iām in the process of uploading the videos into a Google Drive folder. Iām not sure if youāll be able to play them from there, but thereās a download option, which does work. I know this is extremely inconvenient and it sucks so please send all anon hate to the US government, which apparently thinks copyright law is important or something. Whatever.Ā
Uploading is a slow process and we have almost 50 commentaries in total so itās pretty slow-going. Also, Iām moving out of the goddamn country, which is a major time suck for me, so all the videos wonāt be up immediately, but theyāll all be there eventually (probably in the next few weeks).Ā
The good news is that there areĀ commentaries available right now!!! Just follow the link at the bottom of this post and you can access the folder and watch whateverās available. (Iāll also share the link in a separate post) Again, Iām so sorry this is so incredibly inconvenient but this blog runs on inconvenience and disappointment soĀ ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Finally, if you have any ideas involving where to upload these videos, please share! Iām frustrated and on the verge of uploading them to PornHub.
Hi there, Anon! Unfortunately for us, there were copyright issues with the videos so they were deleted. But, Iām like 99% sure that Maddy still has them saved on her laptop so we might be able to upload them directly to this blog. And of course thereās a possibility that we may be able to do more commentaries! I mean, Zayn has some music videos and Harry should have some out soon.
I just watched Harry sing Sign of the Times on SNL and I fucking loved it no joke and I'm so into this suit he fucking killed it. Also there was a thunderstorm during the performance it was so #aesthetic. - Stephanie
Okay, this is a joke, right? Like, Ashton Kutcher is gonna pop up any second and tell me that Iām on an episode of Punkād? No way is this real. I decide to return to this blog and this is my thanks? This picture?
Gordon. Gordie. Gordo. Youāre killing me. I know that under your hoodie (thanks for dressing up, by the way) is a camo t-shirt. And thatās already awful. But, hereās the issue. The way that your t-shirt is sticking out from under your hoodie makes it seem like youāve got on camo short shorts over your black skinny jeans (seriously, thanks for dressing up).
Also, the beanie? Really? Look, I donāt actually know where youāre at, but obviously itās a place where Iād expect you to dress up. I mean, considering the fact that this looks like a professional photo that was taken at some sort of event, one would think that youād want to be dressed up. You look homeless, Gordo. Thatās the point Iām getting at. You look homeless.
And for anyone wondering, this is what the text on the hoodie is:
The 1D fandomās dedication to cropping fans out of photos never ceases to amaze me. Let her live.
Anyway, Harry:
Just...what the fuck?
I know youāre at an airport and everyone deserves to be comfortable while traveling, but letās not get crazy. Letās start with the hair. Youāve cut it since Iāve reviewed you last, which is a blessing straight from JT himself. HOWEVER, that does not mean you and your mop areĀ automatically in my good graces. Thereās some basic hair maintenance to observe here. First and foremost, have your assistant or mom or whoever the fuck you send to CVS on your behalf to buy you a goddamn hairbrush. It will change your life, I promise. You might even find all the sunglasses and headscarves that have been sucked into there over the years.
This next thing is extremely upsetting to me. Do you remember, Harry, when you were like 3 and One Direction was first starting out? Do you remember that thing you and your little friends did? That thing that haunts my dreams to this very day? No? Let me remind you.
DOES THIS RING A BELL?!?!?!?
Harry, thereās really no fucking reason to have your hoodie strings tied here. None at all. Theyāre not even cinching the hood. Theyāre not doing anything but annoying me. Untie the strings, bud, and maybe we can talk. Why do you even have your hood up, anyway? Youāre in an airport. Iām 110% sure that youāre not going to get rained on. Though it seems sunny, based on your choice of headwear. Whatās the fucking weather?
Anyway, I like your scarf and coat, though the lining of the coat looks dangerously like denim. So nice work there.Ā (Side note: Harry, if you need a ghostwriter for your autobiography,Ā āDangerously Denimā, hit me up. I need a job.)
Finally,Ā
THIS IS A CALL OUT POST FOR JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
Look at that shit.Ā
This blog has seen a bunch of fucked up shit, but bad grammar usually isnāt included. How hard is it to put an apostrophe there? The world is already a bad enough place, no need to make it worse.Ā