Residential ukulele villian @schrodingers-feline - Tumblr Blog

i got an email saying this account turned ten three days ago, does anyone still follow me?

hey folks i know i’ve been off tumblr forever but i lost my home to the oregon fires and really need some support

my venmo is @samhennessee

https://www.gofundme.com/f/bgrm53-fire-loss-relief?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&fbclid=IwAR2S4I28qkHZPirIDQlbCVJv1QN67iUUpo50aaMSFBVenmasiTcxqXiXOBU

On the evening of September 8th, my dear friend lost her house, cash savings, personal belongings, and pe… Lauren Kaye needs your support fo

#oregonfires #sam talks shit

hey, i think i’m going to delete tumblr for a while. i’ve never done this before with anything but like, the culture on here is turning me into someone i don’t like and i’m not about that. i’ve got some shit to figure out. see y’all on the flip side

#sam talks shit

glumshoe

[smothers my dinner guests beneath an avalanche of rose petals I released from the ceiling as a little surprise]

glumshoe

HOW YOUR DINNER PARTY GO?

PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN’T SEEM.

geminiwave

More cat tarot by popular request

glumshoe

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

glumshoe

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

hopesterling

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

tiktoksthataregood-ish

lichfucker

[video description: a person sits on their bed, reading a book, with a loud electrical humming in the background. they’re labelled, “Me, finally comfortable with my sexual identity.” the sound of a sci-fi airlock opening/closing, followed by an echo-y sort of rumble, causes the person to look around in confusion. on the other side of the room, a second version of the person teleports in, labelled “My gender identity.” as they teleport in, a song starts playing, but only the word “Shawty” is audible before the video ends. end vd]

#this person goes to my college #the shirt is for my school and i recognize the dorms #this is the same school as the cougar? thats just my mom

catchymemes

teethcult

nyquilnap

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

seelcudoom

imagine trying to apply this logic to any other scenario “no officer i dident steal this, because i murdered the owner first, wait why are you still arresting me”

greatlyunknowablenumbers

This is literal fascist propaganda. The fascists in my town sticker with this slogan. They aren't trying to diminish or dismiss history, they are trying to recruit people by implying that genocide is a noble violence.