Screw Off Courtney

[scoerra]

I should probably change my profile picture but every time I look at it the memories come back and I burst into tears

[tdcrimson]

imagine u had a td blog back in 2014 and you visit td tumblr again like “hm! i wonder what my old fandom is up to! are they still arguing about mike? is chref still popular? what’re my old mutuals doing?” and you see alex’s fifty rp blogs interacting with each other

[scoerra]

So true

[scoerra]

Hi guys! Scott broke up with me because I insisted on making something other than raw cheese for dinner, but on the plus side I legally changed my name to Scoerra so I can keep the blog url!

[heatherra]

Who stepped on I did!!!!!

the bread???

[scoerra]

Haha, so true!

[scoerra]

We're forgetting that Sierra has dog DNA, which along Scott's mouse DNA, it makes them a cute animal couple.

Can we have some rat boy and dog girl headcanons?

What do you mean by Headcannon? Everything I say is 100% cannon!

But anyways, Scott HATES it when my dog dna takes over and I try to hunt him for sport because of my undying hunger for rats. And sometimes I have to stuff gallon jugs of rat poison in the walls so he stops trying to chew through the foundation of the house. Also who could forget our mutual hatred of cats 🤣. Welp, I suddenly have a hankering for raw beef so see ya!

[lady-lulys5]

10 notes and I’ll do a face reveal

[scoerra]

OMG come support my bestie!

[scoerra]

Do you guys have any pets? Like rats or something

We have a wasp nest in our attic that regularly attacks Scott!

[scoerra]

What to do if boyfriend is chewing holes in walls?

[duncave]

Duncy-Wuncy does that sometimes!! uwu the best solution I’ve found is putting mouse traps by the problem areas

My poor Duncy after I caught him trying to make another hole!

[scoerra]

OMG so silly 🤣! Unfortunately Scott flies into a homicidal rage whenever he sees mouse traps so that wouldn’t work for us 😅 Thank you for suggesting though!

[scoerra]

does scott prefer cat ears or rat ears out of curiosity? 🤔

Scott is deathly afraid of cats after one attempted to eat him in the haunted maze at the county fair! He also has mouse dna, so rat ears are definitely preferred!

[scoerra]

What to do if boyfriend is chewing holes in walls?

[scoerra]

Sorry this isn’t google

[scoerra]

What to do if boyfriend is chewing holes in walls?

[heatherra]

Honestly Im also sick of all the toxic Scoerra h8 in this fandom. Its a cycle- I follow a TD blog, they post Scoerra hate, and I have to block them. Every day I go online and Im called a h*tero (derogatory sexist slur) just because I ship Scoerra. Every day I have to encounter antis who harass me by posting their scott and Sierra ships to the td tag. Every day I see more scoerra fans being bullied into liking n0erra. Since yall h8 us so much Scoerra should just have its own fandom.

[scoerra]

Y'all are cute

OMG thank you! We are so cute! Like yesterday I was making quesadillas for dinner but Scott kept taking the cheese and ravenously devouring it due to his mouse dna and I had to put the shock collar on him 😂

[scoerra]

I started dating Scott after I accidentally caught him in a mouse trap

[scoerra]

@courtney-total-drama YES we kissed today. Bet you’re real embarrassed, huh?