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I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

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this is literally the funniest post on here

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I think there’s a reason no one wants to date you

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reblog if you’re a godless red slut

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Don’t mess with a cosplayer. After her boss set up a new dress code banning ponytails and “cultural head wraps,” June J Rivas decided to protest by diping into her costume closet. There are so many more photos and awesome comment reactions.

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No cultural head wraps pretty much guarantees the EEOC will side with the employees.

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Watch: Regular women and celebrities, many of whom have survived sexual assault or harassment, are banding together to tell Trump “It’s not okay”

In the cases of all the women who spoke out in the video, there was no justice. Their assaulters and harassers walked free because either nobody believed them or there was nothing they could do. The Trump tape was one of many final straws. "We’re not gonna take it any more,“ Amber Tamblyn said. “Like, for real, we’re not.”

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casual conversation

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Ravens are amazing

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What in fuck

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Love ravens

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this was one of the first vines I ever saw on this site I consider this little 20 second bit of joy a good omen. reblog to close old chapters and open new, better ones!

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when ur low hp team goes too far and u cant heal them

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so i’d been watching this playlist of stronger than you in various languages and noticed the voice actors for pearl all seemed to do the oooOOooO part differently so i kind of made this

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IM SCREAMING

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@felhunter

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A lot of people have given Garnet grief for some perceived hypocrisy in the above screenshots. Sure, Garnet says this now that she’s being lusted after by some creepy mailman, but back when Ruby and Sapphire first met all it took was chasing a frog and two minutes of singing for it to be twu wuv foreva. And let’s not forget that Greg fell head over heels in love with Rose within five minutes of meeting her.

But Rose and Greg, in that respect, were redeemed in “We Need to Talk”. That episode showed clearly that, while Greg and Rose may have become infatuated when they first met, it took real work and a lot of talking before they were able to form a proper relationship. “The Answer” featured none of that, and a lot of viewers seemed to feel cheated.

I think that’s a bit unfair. Partly because I think it was pretty clear that the events in “The Answer” took place over some time, maybe days, maybe weeks, but considering the lifespan of Gems it could easily have been months or years before Ruby and Sapphire decided to fuse again. In addition, after “The Answer”, Ruby and Sapphire had five thousand fucking years to get to know each other and build a relationship. And most of all, because Ruby and Sapphire did get their own version of “We Need to Talk”, and it was called “Keystone Motel”.

Okay, right off the bat, this is my favourite episode of “Steven Universe” so far, hands down. Because I’ve seen some kids’ media handle similar themes as “We Need to Talk” (”Beauty and the Beast” is a great example); the themes of realising someone isn’t who you think they are, and that you’re falling in love with them. Sometimes the characters start out infatuated, sometimes they start out hating or fearing each other, but by the end they’re in love. It’s not an uncommon story. But I don’t think I’ve seen any such stories touching on what we see in “Keystone Motel”.

“Keystone Motel” is exactly what Garnet was talking about in the first two images; it’s about how a relationship takes fucking work.

Ruby and Sapphire are an established couple. They are committed, devoted, and deeply in love. And they are fucking pissed at each other. Ruby feels that her feelings are being ignored and devalued. And Sapphire feels that she must put her own pain aside for the greater good, and can’t understand why Ruby can’t do the same. Neither of them is wrong, but neither of them is right either. Their inability to reconcile these emotions are what leads to Garnet un-fusing. So yes, the couple literally has a fight so furious that they separate. And they both talk about how infuriating the other can be, and how useless it is to talk to them sometimes.

But they work it out.

They talk. Sapphire realises she’s been ignoring Ruby’s feelings, treating her anger as though it wasn’t legitimate. Ruby realises that she’s been letting her rage and pain carry her away. They realise that they’ve both made mistakes, are both expressing their feelings of hurt and betrayal in their own way, and that there’s nothing wrong with that. And through it all, despite being angry, and irritated, and in pain…they still love each other.

A couple does not have to be sunshine and rainbows and lovey-snuggle-bunnies 24/7. You can be angry with someone, hurt by their behaviour, find them annoying as all fuck…but still love them. And you can still work out your problems, if you’re willing to communicate and put in the effort.

How many times do we see that in any show or movie, let alone one for kids? And how valuable, how powerful is this lesson? How important is it to teach that sometimes relationships take work, and sometimes that work comes hand in hand with pain. But if you love each other, if you listen, if you respect your partner for who they are…then you can come through it all the stronger.

I fucking love Garnet. Because Garnet represents one of the very, very few examples in popular culture of a healthy relationship. And that is so fucking important that I do not have words to express it.

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Ruby and Sapphire U-hauled it to the max didn’t they

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This is not democracy. Officials don’t care about people’s opinion. But we won’t give up!

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Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: Tomoko Kuroki (Watamote)

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terfs: “we’re all about facts and logic. face the ugly truths.”

terf 1: “SRS was performed experimentally in concentration camps by nazi doctors.” (factually untrue)

terf 2: “trans women aren’t victims of violence, they’re perpetrators of violence.” (statistically untrue)

terf 3: “if we let trans women into bathrooms, they’ll attack women!” (factually untrue)

terf 4: “there’s no justification for letting incarcerated trans women transfer from male prisons to female prisons!” (statistically false: trans women are victimized in prison at extremely high rates)

terf 5: “no straight man has ever been attracted to trans women.” (just… completely untrue in society.)

terf 6: “trans women only medically transition so that straight men will find them attractive” (false.)

terf 7: “I’m simply not attracted to trans women. never have, never will. I can always tell the difference.” (implies that all trans women look the same and ignores the existence of stealth cis passing trans women)

terf 8: “trans women need to stay out of lesbian spaces! they are disrupting our Female-only safe space and nobody wants them here.” (ignores all of the lesbians who ARE attracted to or accepting of trans women)

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We finally have the Dear Prudence we deserve.

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Who wants to hear how I rekted a straight boys ego in gym class today? Because in really fucking proud rn

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*is waiting*

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*cracks knuckles* okay nerds listen the fuck up.

So I’m in a special gym class for the swim team, so it’s coed with the boys and girls swim team for my school. It’s leg day, and I was setting up my rack for squats. Now I don’t usually go hard in gym because I don’t fucking care and I’m a 3 season athlete, I don’t actually need extra fuxking exercise. I only put maybe 10 pounds on the bar, and this fucking twig looking punk ass comes from fucking nowhere and starts laughing. Mind you I’m taller than fucking everyone in this class, I towered over this twerp. I ask him why he’s laughing, and he says, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, “Women are so weak” and I almost decked his ass right then but I bite my tongue. For no fucking reason he decided to continue, “Why are women even in sports, they can’t do anything! What’s your max, 50 pounds?” And all his friends are laughing and telling him how cool this he is. So I challenge him to a squatting challenge, I want to see how much weight he can squat. He’s all reluctant now, saying how that wasn’t safe for me, how I might hurt myself, but my swim coach comes from behind and says she would like to see it so he’s like “Fine, whatever, if you get hurt it ain’t my fault.”

He proceeds to put fucking 100 pounds on, my ass is trying not to laugh because wow that’s “a lot”, and the whole time he is struggling, groaning and making gross ass male noises, and only got 4 reps in. He sets it back on the rack and looks at me with this fucking smirk, surrounded by his douche group, and omg I’m about to just drop kick his ass, and he does that stupid hand motion towards the rack. I walk over and my team members ask me how much I want. I tell them to double it. Everyone stops and my coach is smiling cause she knows how much I can squat. My teammates are like “… Are you sure?” And I tell them how I’m fucking ready. So they put 100 more pounds on, making it now 200 pounds, and I tell them to back off. I then walk over and add 50 more pounds, the whole time looking at this white trash. He looks like a dead man, crusty lookin ass about to pass out. The bar now has 250 pounds, and I get 15 reps in. I set it down and I walk up to him, not having broken a sweat, and just pat him on the cheek before continuing on with my workout. My teammates are all freaking out, telling me how cool that was and how they never knew, but the boys team looks like they’re going to cry. I’m really fucking sore but I regret nothing.

That’s the story how I went up in weight for my squat with the pure determination of breaking up fuckbois dreams @ask-elizabeth-holly-hamilton

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Okay I was looking back on this because we were maxing today and my coach said that wasn’t my max and I’m like??? What, and I realized I never accounted for the bar, so that makes total weight was 295.