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[astrolovecosmos]

For Pisces it’s official in their mind, a few moments after “love at first sight”.

For Aquarius it’s official once they can’t stop talking about their partner.

For Capricorn it’s official once they and their partner have planned out most of their lives together.

For Sagittarius it’s official once they have their partner’s phone number on speed-dial/favorite.

For Scorpio it’s official once they have a beautiful ring, joint finances, in their partner’s will, can read their partner’s mind, has discovered everything there is to know about them, is buried next to their lover.

For Libra it’s official once they get that ring.

For Virgo it’s official once Virgo allows them PDA.

For Leo it’s official when there’s more photos of their adventures and life together than anyone can count.

For Cancer it’s official when they move in with their partner.

For Gemini it’s official when they have their partner’s phone password.

For Taurus it’s official when they get joint bank accounts.

For Aries it’s official when he/she knows how to make their favorite drink and is good at it.

[astroalive]

Advice for a Scorpio

You don’t always have to be in control. It’s okay to relax and allow things to flow. It’s okay. And it doesn’t make you weak, not in the least. There is strength to be found in letting go, being strong enough to relax. This is especially important in relationships. Let yourself love, not parent or direct. Seek out a lover for love, not for power.

[scorpio-confessions]

How To Offend The Signs

Aries: Tell them their hair looks greasy and call them a pussy

Taurus: Speak in a baby voice and make them feel small

Gemini: Ignore them or walk past them while in a large group of people

Cancer: Try to convince them that nothing really matters

Leo: Tell them to quiet down or to stop getting so excited

Virgo: Change the subject when they're talking about something important

Libra: Ditch them to go hang out with other people

Scorpio: Talk shit about them to other people they're friends with

Sagittarius: Rush them when they are trying to get something done

Capricorn: Spill your food or drink all over their new clothes

Aquarius: Bombard them with your problems before even saying hello

Pisces: Not asking if they are okay or how things have been going for them

[liontongued-deactivated20180826]

How to Know When the Signs Are Upset

Aries: Their mood will ruin their entire life for the time being (a.k.a that day), and they may take it out on you in snide comments or ignoring you entirely. Remember it’s not you and it’s not always intentional. Eventually Aries will realize that the world is not out to get them like they think, and their apologies and tears will prove that. Be patient for them.

Taurus: Will shut down and close their mouth and it will be next to impossible to get them to open up. Tauruses may take long showers to calm down, or go shopping at the nearest store but eventually they’ll lay their head down on your lap, wrap up in their favourite blanket, and let you know how they’re feeling. Pay attention to body language, they want you to notice.

Gemini: Expect short, clipped, one-worded responses over text message. Geminis will go from sixty to zero as fast as they need to, to get the point across. They’ll never ignore you, but the way they talk to you makes you wish they did. Understanding the Gemini experience is to understand that words mean just as much as actions to them, and they take careful notice of both. Mean what you say, and say what you mean.

Cancer: Passive-aggressive is practically a Cancer’s middle name. They’ll go about their day as if everything is fine, but don’t expect the normal enthusiasm and happiness they usually bring to the table. They may need to express all their emotions, with as many tears as possible, though they try to scale them back for your benefit. Trust that these moments will make you both stronger, and pay better attention to their moods next time.

Leo: With raised eyebrows, subtle comments, and sometimes outward anger, Leos want you to know something’s wrong. They may huff and puff as if the world will blow down at the slightest of their breaths, but ultimately this gets boring and they will tire of putting on a show. They’ll want to have a long discussion, so give them enough time to explain how they feel and see they’re more flexible than everyone thinks.

Virgo: Quiet. That’s how a Virgo acts when they’re truly upset. It is both terrifying and subtle all at once, and makes you wish you knew what was going on in their head. If you can’t figure it out right away, it’s best to just act on every compassionate impulse you have and ask them to explain it because you’re too stupid to understand. They won’t be mean, they’ll be honest. Know the difference and understand it’s for both of your benefits.

Libra: Not usually prone to anger, Libras go the anxious route when upset about anything. It will come across as indecisive, a little needy at times, and maybe even fake. They put a smile on for the world to see, not trying to fool anyone but simply because they don’t feel the need to wear their heart on their sleeves. If you really mean it when you ask them what’s wrong, they will tell you. So mean it.

Scorpio: Scorpio can easily make your life hell or pretend like you never existed in the first place, depending on the situation. Please understand that their shows of revenge are petty ways of letting out small grudges they have yet to let go. Best not to let them stew for too long, but to address the issues upfront. They will appreciate the candor and your expedience, and you’ll both learn to understand the other much better.

Sagittarius: Subtlety is not their forte, and a Sagittarius will be as direct and honest as possible, even to the point of bluntness. Try not to take offense, it’s simply their way of confronting the problem outright, rather than waste their time with fake politeness. Learn to appreciate the direct nature of this fire sign, and you’ll both solve problems a lot faster.

Capricorn: Muttering under their breath and repressing their true feelings is what a Capricorn does best. They don’t require an audience for their emotional turmoil, but they sure like to write about it in their journal at home. They’re not hurt all that easily, choosing to ignore most of their problems, so when they are make sure you understand what the problem is. Often their emotions will filter through their body language and actions. Give them stability when they need it most.

Aquarius: Aquarius will try to downplay everything that happens to them, choosing to rise above such human emotions like anger and sadness. They will use the heat of their intellect and cut you into small psychological pieces verbally. Yes this hurts, and maybe they can be less cutthroat, but if they love you they will learn to be less opinionated and less critical. Notice the difference in their various relationships and you’ll understand where they are coming from. Empathy is everything.

Pisces: With tears in their eyes all day it’s impossible to ignore the moods of a Pisces. If ignored, everything becomes a scene from a dramatic movie where they become a star worthy of an oscar. Let them rant, let them rave, let them flood your space with emotions. When it’s over they will come to you with tea, a hug, kind words, and the expectation of the same back. Always give it to them.

[zodiacsarecool]

one sentence relationship advice for the signs

Aries: Take it slow. 

Taurus: Don’t be afraid to open up. 

Gemini: Don’t forget your morals. 

Cancer: Stand up for yourself. 

Leo: Be true to yourself. 

Virgo: Don’t sell yourself short. 

Libra: Be true to them and yourself. 

Capricorn: Overthinking will kill your relationship. 

Scorpio: Stay loyal. 

Sagittarius: Playing hard to get does not always work. 

Aquarius: Keep an open mind. 

Pisces: Don’t reveal your heart to just anyone.

[etherealastrologyy]

Advice For The Signs

Aries: Calm down for once. Not everything you think is right, is actually right and it’s ok to be wrong sometimes. The world also isn’t exactly against you as it seems. Just try to take a step back and attempt to see things from an objective perspective. If you are stressed, refrain from taking it out on anyone, it’s not the wrong thing to do and could result in a worse situation, instead, do something to take your mind off things, such as reading, singing, drawing, dancing, etc.

Taurus: When someone is speaking to you, hyper-focus on them and not on some object. If someone is speaking to you, it is rude to be focused on something else and only jump into the conversation when you having something to say or it is convenient for you. Try to also be less lazy when it comes to doing a favor for someone else, they wouldn’t be asking you if you weren’t capable in their eyes. Also, change is not a bad thing, yes it can be frightening but sometimes, a bit of change can go a long way.

Gemini: Slow down for a second there speedy. I understand your mind moves incredibly fast but sometimes, you need to take a moment to understand something. Not everything is the way they seem. Your first impression of someone could easily be wrong. It’s also ok to not always be happy. Your happiness will make someone else happy but showing your sadness and stress will make someone happier because they will be able to see a side of you that is rare and want to help and be there for you.

Cancer: Don’t allow anger to be a primary emotion when you allow yourself to express yourself. It can honestly be frightening if the person you’re expressing your feelings too has not exactly seen this side of you. Don’t wallow in self pity if you get hurt, learn to move on because constantly self pitying yourself isn’t going to do any good to you or those around you. Learn to trust a bit more, if a good event occurs, don’t just be skeptical about the people that made this event amazing because not every single person you meet is going to make fun of you or harm you. There are some great people out there and you have to allow yourself to trust them and open up to them.

Leo: Tone it down a bit. It’s so great that you’re so confident in yourself, but it’s making people see you as arrogant and attention seeking. If you’re feeling bad about yourself, it’s ok to talk about it. Make sure you’re telling the truth and going to a person who will fix the problem, not just comfort you. If you bottle things up long enough, it’ll tale a toll on you, even if you don’t realize it. In my experience, this leads to causing others emotional distress as an output for your own troubled emotional state. Please make sure your talk about your problems in a productive way.

Virgo: Let go of the past sometimes or you’ll be unable to move forward. You don’t have to be so logical all the time, let your mind calm down a bit and think of a simpler solution instead of overthinking and ending up with an extreme solution to a very simple problem. Be less critical about yourself, it’s ok if everything isn’t super perfect, nothing is perfect, that’s life. Open up a bit more to others instead of retreating or staying in denial, it won’t help you get better by doing so.

Libra: Please stop worrying for a bit. You do not have to be insecure about every little thing, not everything is going to turn out horrible, sometimes you need to just relax and allow things to play out. Do not try to make every single person happy, make decisions for yourself and if someone isn’t happy with it, then ignore them. You are yourself and no one can tell you what to do and what not to do.

Scorpio: Please, please PLEASE talk to someone. People are willing to help you if you let them. You don’t have to handle everything yourself. You guys have it hardest in my opinion, all those emotions and you don’t know how to handle them. Pushing your problems away doesn’t work. Only talking things out and finding a real solution can help you and make you happier and healthier. You deserve to be happy, but you have to be willing to let people help you. In addition, not everything is offensive. Please do not get offended so easily.

Sagittarius: Alright, don’t start something and then just give up halfway through. That’s so much work wasted. Be less argumentative. While I understand that every choice you make is your own, you have to respect that sometimes people just disagree, and that’s okay. Try not to make your decisions solely based on freedom at times, you won’t always get that and only seeing freedom is a bad way to make a decision because something could go wrong in that process.

Capricorn: Let others do things for once when it comes to projects and work. Doing all the work yourself is really doesn’t benefit anyone, because nobody else learns anything and you end up overworked. Be more willing to cooperate. Everyone has their own set of skills to bring to the table, and sometimes you just have to let them do what they’re good at. You can’t do everything. And I’m not just talking about projects with that last statement. You can’t handle everything by yourself, so please, trust that other people can help you more than you can help yourself at times.

Aquarius: Sometimes you should allow yourself to be dependent on others because there will be times in which you cannot do something on your own. Allow others to have their own ideas and don’t just take it personally when someone doesn’t agree with yours, it’s better to hear out everyone. Try to be less stubborn about having something YOUR way, ok? Don’t be a rebel just for the sake of constantly showing everyone that you could care less if they think you are wrong because at times, some people are literally just looking out for you and not preventing you from doing as you please.

Pisces: Stop wishing your problems away. I know you want to help everyone else with their problems before your own, but sometimes you have to let yourself come first. You see the world as an ideal- maybe it’s time to start making that happen. Do something to make your dreams come true, instead of just sitting around dreaming them. It’s also alright to be emotional, you won’t come off as some attention whore, feelings are meant to be felt, not shut away. Also, when engaging in a conversation, don’t constantly talk about what you want to talk about, let others have a say in things, I know you don’t mean to but sometimes it happens.

[scorpio-confessions]

Things That You SHOULD Say To The Signs

Aries: "You are so fucking awesome." // It seems obvious, but what Aries want is appreciation, plain and simple, and people think they are far more confident than they are.

Taurus: "Do it." // Taurus is not indecisive, but if they ever are pondering stepping outside of their comfort zone, it's essential that you encourage them.

Gemini: "But that's not you." // Gemini is always changing, and part of the reason is that they don't think people want them to be 'them'. If you do, then tell them. Now.

Cancer: "Me, I care." // It's horrible to feel as if no-one cares about you, and Cancer is very insecure. Re-assure them that they are important to you, frequently.

Leo: "Stop it." // Leos are so charming, they often get away with things that are bad for them, or those around them. Help them to improve in a way that's comfortable for them.

Virgo: "Thankyou." // It's surprising how rare it is for the helpful Virgo to hear this one simple phrase, and they really probably should hear it more often.

Libra: "What do you think?" // Libra is so good at getting the opinions of others out there, but what they need is to put out their own voice, too, so encourage them to do so.

Scorpio: "I hope you're okay." // Scorpio doesn't want to confide in you, so don't make them. But they do, secretly, want to know that someone cares.

Sagittarius: "Yes!" // Everyone always says no in this world, or so it seems to positive, inspired Sagittarius. Make it clear that you want to bring some optimism in, too.

Capricorn: "That must have been difficult." // Capricorn works hard and they would appreciate some acknowledgement of that, so you should be the one to give them it.

Aquarius: "I agree." // It's so sickening to constantly hear everyone playing by the rules. Aquarius loves it when someone joins them and acknowledges the elephant in the room.

Pisces: "Tell me." // Feeling like no-one wants to listen to you is horrible, and Pisces wants to finally talk - about how they feel, about ANYTHING. So let them.

[scorpio-confessions]

Advice for the Signs

Aries: Youth can't last forever - nothing can.

Taurus: You save everyone but who's going to save you?

Gemini: It doesn't matter how sweet your words sound if they are hollow.

Cancer: Emotion is power, expression is courage - let yourself feel.

Leo: There's a fire within you that must be nurtured for you to be your best.

Virgo: Imperfection is a beautiful thing, don't cling to perfection's illusion.

Libra: Your individuality is beautiful, don't change yourself for anyone.

Scorpio: Your every breath is magic. Never doubt your own power.

Sagittarius: Never apologize for your curiosity - it's a powerful thing.

Capricorn: Tradition must be broken eventually.

Aquarius: The strange is beautiful, never conform.

Pisces: You don't have to choose between the physical world and the world in your head, it's okay to be in both.

[scorpio-confessions]

Advice From a Scorpio to Other Scorpios: Relationships with the Signs (Platonic and Romantic)

All Based On Personal Experience

Aries: support each other no matter what.

Taurus: just because they're your soulmate, doesn't mean you'll stick together

Gemini: For some reason, the universe doesn't want you to be together. Tell the universe to suck it.

Cancer: Your best friend for a lifetime. Don't let them go.

Leo: No matter how much you love them, it's unlikely your feelings will be returned.

Virgo: Most likely you share a close platonic bond, like your twin.

Libra: They're more messed up than you can understand, and sometimes you won't know what to say, but let them know you care.

Scorpio: You two are too alike for your own good.

Sagittarius: They're immature, but that's why you love them. They're like your little sibling.

Capricorn: Their life is so mysterious, and you want in. Let them know how talented they are.

Aquarius: Either too alike or too different for things to work, especially romantically.

Pisces: Hold them close, because if you don't, they'll drift away. But not too close, because it frightens them.

[astrologytea]

How to attract the signs

Aries: Don’t take life too seriously. Have fun, but most importantly, believe in them. 

Taurus: Be an independent person, but also be your best self. Never rush into things; make them comfortable and make them laugh. 

Gemini: Don’t be boring!! Make conversation and find things you’re both interested in; they won’t be able to stop talking. 

Cancer: Show plenty of affection and make them feel safe. They look for a home in others, so be that sense of security for them. 

Leo: Praise, praise, praise. Leo’s want to be adored. Go out, have fun, and make an impression. 

Virgo: Messy situations drive a virgo away. They love class, but they love to laugh even more.

Libra: Be open-minded, fun, and a go-getter. Libra’s slip away often, so capture them with finesse. 

Scorpio: They’re attracted to the mysterious. It takes them awhile to open up and trust someone, so gain that trust. They want so badly to be able to protect someone, make them feel like they are. 

Sagittarius: Be ready for anything. Sagittarius tend to leave people behind, so be there for them when they think they have no one else left. Gain their trust and listen. Trust is important to them.

Capricorn: It could take awhile for them to show attraction, so be patient. Show off your knowledge and be able to make them laugh, but also know when to be serious. 

Aquarius: Don’t be afraid to disagree. They love a debate. Be fleeting and never expect too much from them. 

Pisces: Showcase your creative side. Show them your sensitivity and they’ll be drawn to that. Open up to them and don’t be afraid to show affection. They’re deeply romantic. 

[isastrobitch]

Advice For The Signs

Aries: You’re so full of fire, you ignite everything you touch. Sad thing is, they’re trying to burn you out.

Don’t let them bring you down, be passionate.

Taurus: Every night you die a little, and every morning you rise, but then, everybody is a little dead too.

It will get better, time heals and pain stops.

Gemini: How can you be so empty when your laugh is so merry? How can you be so lonely when everyone is around you?

You’re not alone, even if sometimes it feels like it.

Cancer: You’re always hiding what you feel under that happy mask, but if you took it off, what’s inside?

Don’t hide yourself, it’s okay to be sad, it’s okay to be angry.

Leo: I know some nights you breathe in burning lungs, and your eyes turn into waterfalls and you wish they could love you back.

You are good enough, you deserve someone who loves you.

Virgo: When will you realize what you feel is true? you’re not a robot, you’re human, and you care.

Stop supressing your feelings, you’ll feel better when you accept them, trust me.

Libra: You can pretend to be happy, just like you pretend to be asleep, but in the end, you know you’re not.

Stop it with the fake smiles, it’s just an act. Life is full of colors and you’re only using one.

Scorpio: People look at you and all they see is abyss, but everyone is too scared to dive inside.

You’ll find someone when the time is right, and you’ll let them know you.

Sagittarius: You weren’t sure what you needed more, your freedom or his love. But in the end it doesn’t matter. You know what you chose.

It’s okay to choose yourself.

Capricorn: Stop running for what you need, and stay for what you want.

What we need is not always what’s best for us, take care of yourself out there, no one else will.

Aquarius: I know there are times when your eyes burn so hard all you see is fire. I know you want to be real. Pain is real.

Let yourself feel. You are human.

Pisces: Sometimes I catch you daydreaming, imagining Michelangelo, laying on his back, letting his hands work, dreaming awake, not knowing he was creating something so beautiful.

Your hands are mortal, but your creations are divine. Don’t be afraid.

[scorpio-confessions]

be

strong: aries, virgo, scorpio

honest: taurus, libra, sagittarius

yourself: gemini, leo, capricorn

kind: cancer, aquarius, pisces

[scorpio-confessions]

Advice To Signs

Aquarius: Don't be afraid. Don't hold yourself back.

Pisces: Remember what reality is, don't lose yourself to something that's not really there.

Aries: It's okay to let your guard down and just cry.

Taurus: You are the strongest person I know, never give up.

Gemini: Somebody loves you, and somebody cares about you.

Cancer: Sensitivity isn't a weakness, make sure you don't bottle up your emotions.

Leo: Sometimes your too generous, that's why you get trodden over.

Virgo: Sometimes you're wrong. And that's okay.

Libra: You are wanted by someone special.

Scorpio: You don't have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders.

Sagittarius: Follow your heart, but make sure your brain is with you.

Capricorn: It's okay if your not the best at everything. Do the best you can do, that's all anyone could ask of you.

[that-millennial-chick]

How to cheer up the signs

ARIES: 

make jokes around them, make them laugh, don’t concentrate on their problems 

TAURUS:

just be there, they might not be talking about their problems, you don’t need to say anything either. Just hold their hand and show them that you’re by their side. 

GEMINI: 

distract them, start a completely new conversation, ask their opinion 

CANCER: 

ask them how they are, let them tell you their deepest secrets 

LEO: 

compliment them, tell them how amazing and unique they are until they smile again 

VIRGO: 

wait for the moment when they are finally ready to talk and just listen to them, don’t say anything, just listen. 

LIBRA: 

take a drink or two with them, this will make them forget about their problems

SCORPIO: 

tell them your opinion, give them good advices, they will consider them in a hard situation 

SAGITTARIUS:

make them go out and have fun 

CAPRICORN: 

tell them that they are going to succeed, remind them how many times they have been through even worse things and made it. Support them no matter what. 

AQUARIUS: 

dating, love, sex. Make them start a relationship 

PISCES: 

bring them chocolate and tissues, wipe away their tears

[scorpio-confessions]

Feeling The Signs Rarely Encounter

Aries: Content

Taurus: Instability

Gemini: Exhaustion

Cancer: Apathy

Leo: Emptiness

Virgo: Calm

Libra: Abhorrence

Scorpio: Acceptance

Sagittarius: Intimidation

Capricorn: Satisfaction

Aquarius: Envy

Pisces: Inflexibility

[scorpio-confessions]

what the signs need to hear right now

aries: get out of your own head and listen to what the people close to you are telling you

taurus: you're on the right track, keep following your heart and you'll be okay

gemini: sometimes you need to fight your impulses and do exactly the opposite because that might work better

cancer: the people in your life love you so much and everything works out in the end

leo: be kind to yourself, sometimes you're too hard on yourself. don't forget about self-care

virgo: things are gonna get so much better so soon, just give it time and you'll be okay

libra: if you've been thinking about contacting someone you haven't talked to in a while, go for it

scorpio: don't take time to regret your past decisions, go forward into the future and make good new choices

sagittarius: you know, in your heart, what you truly need to be happy. go get it before it's too late

capricorn: learn to admit when you're wrong, but understand that being wrong is not the end of the world

aquarius: live the life that you want to live, regardless of how other people in your life feel about it

pisces: step away from the people in your life that you may be suffocating right now, it's for the best

[scorpio-confessions]

Truths

Aries: you create heat like paper on fire but burn to ashes just as easily

Taurus: you can't make the same mistakes and claim you thought they would be different

Gemini: they call you two-faced but you've never seen yourself in the mirror

Cancer: you've taken so many hits from the ones you have loved that bruises feel like kisses

Leo: the light you shine is beautiful but it's worth less when you give it up to anyone who asks

Virgo: a person like you who has everything should be happy, right?

Libra: keep your eyes facing up to the stars though they may be few and far between

Scorpio: love may be your greatest talent but it's made you cold as ice

Sagittarius: running away seems like your best idea until you're all alone

Capricorn: you know there's other ways to bleed than just from cuts on your skin

Aquarius: you claim to be "safe" by not loving anyone but your eyes seem to grow darker anyways

Pisces: they should keep you in the stars where you can't wreak havoc on Earth causing pain with every step