Haii! @scottpilgrimvswoman - Tumblr Blog

If a pretty woman asks me to do something, I’m doing it. If a pretty woman tells me to do something, I’m doing it so fast and so good and so on my knees

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 37

Sylus (Love and Deepspace)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Odysseus (The Odyssey)

Voting ended onJun 8

scottpilgrimvswoman

Plz give my man Sylus some love 🥺

sillyprincessmermaid

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kerokerrrokerroppi

When I was like 10 and got Sims 4 for the first time I would make my female sims get freaky with each other CONSTANTLY and then I’d delete the pop-ups that show up in-game whenever you make your Sims get freaky bc I didn’t want my parents to know I was making my Sims have sesbian lex

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a vw comic 1/2

itsbarelycrimson

CW: Blood, sharp wounds, general violence. You have been warned! Enjoy🙃

Friendly Fire (part 4)

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It seems that the stealth mission ended up attracting the attention of the real and most dangerous enemy. Now both are in danger and without their weapons to protect them.

Will our rival heroes be able to settle their differences and make peace? We'll see in the next part of Friendly Fire! Yes this is NOT THE ENDING btw.

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OK! HEAR ME OUT!🙄Before you send me to the guillotine for making Mayura and Chat Noir beat the shit out of each other, you should know that this is a Hurt/Comfort story. It gets worse before it gets better.

It took me a lot of effort to get these details right, and I hope you like them.

The exposure to violence gives me the freedom to use oversaturated colours to highlight the mood rather than the presence of a specific background.

scottpilgrimvswoman

Bro I'm literally eating the art for breakfast, lunch, an dinner. This definitely needs more love ❤

emzurl

Please enjoy the full Epilogue Arc of the Miraculous Office AU (part 10) - a Felinette story!

🚫 DO NOT re-upload or re-post this video anywhere, thank you. 🚫

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This is a pre-reveal, undercover AU where Felix is Gabriel’s son and Chat Noir. In their university years, both Marinette and Felix are still working to take down Hawk Moth. They both find separate evidence linking Gabriel’s fashion company to Hawk Moth’s operation and decide to secretly go undercover in his company. Marinette lands a Production Assistant job while Felix asks his father for a position. Suspicious of Felix’s newfound interest in his company, Gabriel decides to hire a documentary crew to as a way to keep his son in check. This is the story as told through the documentary crew’s lens.

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scottpilgrimvswoman

Peak just ended... What now 😭

stardust-ed

i love how prism is js performing while her team is js ripping people to pieces

scottpilgrimvswoman

No cause I need to add it to my playlist, girl was cooking 😭

mossy-rossy

Robert Robertson is so funny to me bc my guy was literally made in a lab for us at this point.

He’s sarcastic and he’s pathetic . He has a heart of gold, he’s a jackass, He’s scarred up, he’s angsty, his ear is missing a piece. He has a slutty waist. He gets hurt a lot, His only family is a dog. Everyone wants him carnally. He’s seasonally depressed.

He has freckles.

I’m pretty sure the devs had a checklist that read “how to get the tumblr queers” and by god it worked.