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I've got the volume knob turned up to 11.

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Just rolerbladin' with my spare. You know how I be.

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The squirrels have made themselves a glorious hole in our pumpkin.

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The mask still fits. And yes, the carpet matched the drapes.

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Pimp my Honda. (Spray Can Edition)

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This squirrel knows how to talk!

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This is what happens when you lose your "super" status.

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This drive-in theater needs an upgrade.

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When times are tough and the team has to downsize.

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You should really consider adopting out your office chair rather than leaving it on the side of the road to fend for itself.

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The superhero you never knew we needed.

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The James Bond edition Prius with the optional license plate stealth mode.

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I'm going to dedicate my life to making stickers that only state the obvious.

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I hit the 88,888 mile mark on the ol' Caddy. I thought about going 88 mph at the same time but there was a slight possibility I'd go back to the year 1974.

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This is my backyard. Here are three cats. I have three cats. These are not my cats.

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I call this, "Fat Ass Cat Path."