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Hi! I'm Ethan <3 I'm 18 [19 on 16/10]
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New Flambert fic idea, because I looked at Robert Robertson and decided, someone needs to get that man pregnant. (This is the thing that silly screenshot came from)
First thing to make clear about this idea is that it isn't ABO and Robert isn't trans. Robert is a normal cis guy, but he still ends up pregnant because of a meta ability. Which sounds ridiculous, but honestly, not every meta gets the nice clean genetic lottery of fire powers or invisibility or super strength. Some people just get strange, wildly specific abilities, and in this case somebody got the ability to make a body capable of pregnancy.
The actual incident is pretty mundane, which I think makes it worse. Robert's at a convenience store late at night after work, getting a snack, when some guys start arguing. He tries to step in and get them to leave before it turns into an actual fight, because of course he does, and one of them panics and shoves past him. Robert gets knocked into a shelf, the guy runs, the others chase after him, and that's basically it, easily written off as a pretty mundane experience all things considered.
Except the guy who shoved him was a meta, and his power activated by accident. He didn't mean to do it and probably doesn't even know he did it. There's no evil villain with a weird baby ray, no secret plot, no grand conspiracy. Just a scared guy, one bad shove, and Robert’s body quietly starting to rewrite itself in the background like the worst possible software update.
It takes a while before anything actually happens, because his body has to build and adjust to all the new reproductive organs first. Internally, the power creates a uterus and ovaries, along with a temporary channel that lets sperm reach where it needs to go. Once pregnancy actually happens, that channel closes for the duration, and later, when the body prepares for birth, a new channel forms that leads to an opening on the perineum. Basically, the power does not half-ass it. It makes the body able to do everything it needs to carry a baby to term and safely give birth. Which is horrifying, actually, cause Robert’s body has been changed in an intimate, invasive, medically impossible way, but the change is functional. It is working. It is not killing him. It is just completely rewriting the terms of his life without asking first.
Before the pregnancy ever happens, Robert even has what's basically a period and doesn't even realize that's what it is or that there's even anything new going on. There isn't much bleeding, and because of his awful health and all his old injuries, occasionally having bloody stool or diarrhea is unfortunately not that unusual for him. He has a personal rule that he only goes to the hospital for that kind of thing if it gets excessive or goes on too long, which is horrifying but also very Robert. His body has done so many alarming things over the years that his danger threshold is horrific.
Then, later, after all of that's already happened without him knowing, he and Flambae sleep together. It's a one-night stand, one of those nights where they finally stop pretending for five minutes, immediately panic about the implications, and then both insist it was a mistake. They are not looking for anything serious, they are not interested in each other like that, they absolutely do not want a relationship.
They are both lying.
They know they themselves are lying.
They do not realize the other one is also lying.
So they agree, in the dumbest possible emotional stalemate, that it cannot happen again.
Then they find out Robert is pregnant. At first, there isn't even a clear option to safely terminate, because the doctors have no idea what the meta ability actually changed. They don't know what organs are there, how they're connected, what's temporary, what's permanent, what's load-bearing, what could hemorrhage, what could collapse, or what might happen if they interfere too quickly. It's not that they refuse to help him, it's that they genuinely do not know how to do it without possibly killing him. So Robert is stuck in medical limbo with an impossible pregnancy he did not ask for.
When they first find out, Flambae does not handle it gracefully. He panics, flies off, and disappears for a day or two. Not because he doesn't care, obviously, but because his first response to huge emotional shocks is usually big, hot, explosive reaction first, actual thinking second. It's fear this time, not anger, but the shape of it is the same. He needs to get away before he says or does the wrong thing.
Robert actually gets that and isn't mad at him. He thinks it's a pretty valid reaction, considering the man has just been told his one night stand with the exsuperhero he definitely has no feelings for resulted in an impossible pregnancy.
But while Flambae is gone, the doctors ask Robert if there is anyone they can call for him. Robert answers without thinking, Chase, and then immediately regrets it. He has spent fifteen years taking care of himself. Fifteen years as Mecha Man, alone, injured, exhausted, and convinced that needing people was something he had already outgrown or lost the right to. But now he has Chase back in his life, and somewhere along the way, without fully admitting it to himself, he started relying on him again.
So he tells himself that when Chase gets there, he's going to brush it off. He'll say it's nothing serious, the doctors are overreacting, find some way to make him leave.
Then Chase arrives, and the second Robert sees him, something in him breaks. He cries. Like, full on sobbing, unable to speak. Just Robert finally seeing the person he instinctively wanted when everything went wrong and not being able to keep himself locked down anymore. For once, he lets himself lean on his big brother in a way he didn't allow himself to do for fifteen years, and Chase just lets him. No big speech. No judgment. Just there.
The original plan is for Chase to help him through the pregnancy. More specifically, for Robert to move in with Chase, because absolutely no one in their right mind thinks a pregnant man should be stuck in Robert’s terrible apartment.
But then Flambae comes back. He'w calmed down, thought it through, and decided that whatever Robert chooses, he is going to support him. He also insists Robert move in with him instead, since he has a guest room, a better living situation, and more actual experience around pregnancy and kids because he has siblings with children.
Surprisingly, Chase accepts this pretty easily. He may not love Flambae and may judge Robert’s taste, but he's also seen that Flambae can be reliable when he's serious, and he knows Robert wants him. So Chase, being Chase, decides he is not going to stand there and let his little brother trip over his own happiness just because he's scared to admit he wants something.
So Robert moves in with Flambae. And this is where the terrible domesticity begins. They both keep telling themselves this is all just because of the pregnancy. Flambae is only making sure Robert eats because of the pregnancy. Robert is only letting Flambae come to appointments because of the pregnancy. They only live together because of the pregnancy. They only spend all this time together because someone needs to keep an eye on Robert … because of the pregnancy. They only have soft little moments in the kitchen and on the couch and after bad doctor visits because the situation is intense.
Sure. Absolutely. Completely normal.
Two clowns in a trench coat these two.
The Z-team, Chase, Mandy, Royd, Galen, Mr. Whiskey, basically half of SDN at this point, all get involved in making sure Robert doesn't sabotage his own health. They keep him away from junk food, keep him out of the Mecha Man suit, keep him from overworking himself, and generally form a deeply annoying protective circle around him and his little passenger.
At first, Robert is pretty dismissive of the pregnancy care. Part of that is his usual disregard for his own health, and part of it is that he isn't planning to keep the baby, so he doesn't understand why everyone is being so intense about all the rules. Flambae finally has to sit him down and make it very clear that a lot of pregnancy care isn't just about protecting the baby, it's also about protecting the person carrying the baby. And in Robert’s case, his body wasn't naturally made to do this, so if something goes wrong, no one can guarantee what the consequences will be.
That gets Robert to shut up. He still complains, obviously, because he's Robert, but he begrudgingly accepts the care. Then later, after he's had time to live with the pregnancy, after scans and heartbeats and quiet moments where the baby becomes less of a medical condition and more of a person in his head, he decides he wants to keep them.
And once Robert decides to keep the baby, he becomes terrifying about it. He has decided this baby is happening, and God help anyone who jeopardizes that. Suddenly he's taking the rules very seriously. He's asking questions, he's following medical advice, he's even willingly letting people help.
A big problem is that the pregnancy isn't just difficult physically in terms of his health. It also completely wrecks his relationship with his body. Robert has never had a great relationship with his appearance, but before this, it was more of a dry acceptance that he was not desirable: too many scars, too much damage. The coma also ruined his muscle definition and weight. He just sort of filed himself under “damaged goods” and moved on with the emotional range of a man sorting taxes. But pregnancy is different. His body is changing in real time. His stomach grows, and eventually it is not something he can pass off as weight gain because his belly gets firm and obviously pregnant. His chest starts growing actual breasts. Because of the new hormonal balance, he also gets other changes, like wider hips, a softer jaw, thinner and softer facial hair, and a generally different fat distribution. A lot of the same kinds of effects trans women can get when going on estrogen, except for Robert it isn't affirming. It is not something he chose. It makes his body feel unfamiliar and wrong to him.
At first, the Z-team jokes about it because they joke about everything. That's just how they are. But then they realize Robert is actually hurt and upset, not just annoyed, and they stop immediately. They may be idiots and rough around the edges, but they're not cruel, especially to their own. After that, they try to be careful with him, sometimes too careful, because Robert being genuinely vulnerable is like seeing your emotionally unavailable dad cry for the first time, very unsettling and off putting.
Flambae tries to help him through it in a couple of ways. One time, he focuses on reminding Robert that none of this makes him less of a man. His body is changing, but he's still him. He is qstill Robert. He is still a man, and the fact that Flambae, a very gay man who is not usually into feminine guys, is still absolutely catastrophically attracted to him is at least some evidence that Robert still has it. Another time, once they are much closer and have very clear boundaries in place, Flambae helps Robert explore the more feminine parts of his changed body. The rule is that they stop the second Robert feels even slightly uncomfortable. No pressure, no pushing, no making it into something it is not. But Robert ends up discovering that some of it does not feel bad. Some of it even feels good. He likes being feminized sometimes, under the right circumstances, because now it's something he's choosing instead of something being done to him. And Flambae, as it turns out, finds him in feminine lingerie horrifically alluring. This doesn't magically fix everything, but it helps Robert realize that his changed body is not only a curse. It is strange, and scary, and not what he asked for, but it is also still his. He can choose how to exist in it and can choose what parts to reject, what parts to keep, what parts to play with, and what parts to make his own.
Meanwhile, both Robert and Flambae are also quietly freaking out about the idea of being fathers. Robert’s fear is obvious. He was abused as a child, and his main frame of reference for fatherhood is Robbie being absent, occasionally having good moments, and then mostly pressuring him into the Mecha Man legacy. Robert does not want to do that. He wants to be supportive and to love his child no matter what they like or who they become or what they choose to do with their life. But he has no idea how to be that person. The thing is, Robert had also written off the idea of having kids a long time ago. Being Mecha Man did not leave room for that. His life was too dangerous, too controlled, too lonely. Even after retiring, he hadn't really reached the point of realizing that fatherhood might be an option for him now if he wanted it. And then, suddenly, it is. Once he has time to think about it, especially with Flambae there, he realizes he does want it. He wants to be a dad. He's terrified, but he loves the idea. Flambae’s feelings are just as complicated, but in a different direction. As a gay man, he never imagined a future where he could accidentally get a partner pregnant, so that's a huge adjustment, but that doesn't mean he never wanted kids. He actually loves children. He adores his nieces and nephews and is great with them. The problem is, he thinks that only counts in small doses. It's different being the fun uncle who gets to hand the kids back. Being a parent means being there all the time, even when you're tired, stressed, angry, impulsive, overwhelmed, and scared. He's afraid of his fire, yes, but he's also afraid of his temper, his anger, his intensity. The parts of himself that feel too dangerous to keep near something small and fragile. When Prism points out that he's wonderful with every kid she's ever seen him around, he doesn't really believe that proves anything. Because he isn't afraid that he can't make a child laugh, he's afraid he could make his own child afraid of him.
This actually causes a conflict between him and Robert, because Flambae tries to bottle all of that up. He knows Robert is the one whose body has been changed. Robert is the one dealing with the medical fear, the dysphoria, the pregnancy, the birth, all of it. So Flambae tries to be steady and positive and supportive. He talks about the baby and fatherhood like he's handling it well. Robert takes this to mean Flambae isn't scared the way he is, so eventually they have a blow-up argument where Robert insists Flambae doesn't understand what it feels like to be terrified of becoming a father, and Flambae finally cracks and admits that he's terrified too. Of hurting the baby, of being too angry, too impulsive, too dangerous. He's terrified every time he lets himself want this because wanting it means he has something to ruin.
That argument is what finally forces them to be honest. Not just about the baby. About everything. They both want the child. They both want to be fathers. They both want each other. They've both been using the pregnancy as an excuse to get the closeness they were too scared to ask for directly. So they finally pull their heads out of their asses and actually get together.
By the time the birth gets close, the doctors have a plan. After the baby is born and Robert has had time to recover, he is supposed to have surgeries to remove the power created organs and permanently seal the channels. It makes sense. That was always the assumption. His body was changed without his consent, so of course the end goal is to undo it as much as possible. Except after the birth, when they start discussing dates, Robert says he wants to hold off and think about it, in a way that leaves the future open-ended. Maybe he eventually has the surgeries. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he and Flambae have more kids one day. Maybe they don't. The important thing is that, for once, Robert is making the decision from a place of choice instead of panic.
Autism at its finest /J /J /J
SOME OF THESE GUYS IVE ONLY JUST DRAWN NOW!! LIKE GOOSEBERRY, FRANCO, PUSHER, EASTERMAN AND MOST OF OUTLAST 2- I THINK I DID PRETTY GOOD DRAWIN THEM!!!
AND ILL GET TO WHO I MISSED ANTOHER TIMEE
(I didn't expect so many people to like my villain AU but hello!!! Idk how long this hyperfixation will last, but for the time being, welcome to my cardboard box!! Feel free to pick it up and shake it with me in it!!!)
And if you have any questions or prompts for Pulse(Villain Robert) i welcome them because my brain is tiny and filled with woodland creatures.
I need Herm to just mindlessly go to town on a watermelon during his lunch break (because he's exhausted and hungry and, honestly, dissociating) and every single person in that break room just crossing their legs and trying to look away because damn....do he eat pussy/ass like that?
Since he became a hero, Waterboy always brought in his lunch. A variety of meals such as a nearly burnt sandwich, so the bread would stay stable, a whole cucumber, cored and stuffed with chicken salad, and occasionally half a bag of chips that he ate with chopsticks. Today's lunch took the metaphorical cake.
An entire watermelon, cut into quarters, and a thermos of tea. Herman had taken off his gloves, set down a bar towel, and started on his lunch.
It was hardening to watch.
He picked up a hefty quarter and sunk his teeth into it. Big bites of watermelon with the juice overflowing from his mouth. Herman barely chewed as he went in for more melon. He got down to the rind in minutes and continued scraping all the pink and red off with his teeth and sucking the excess juice off like a wild animal. Obscene slurping noises filled the break room as the Z Team filed in.
"Waterboy, you good?" Robert raised a brow at the wetsuit hero, mid bite into his second piece. Herman didn't even look up, just gave a thumbs up and continued eating out the watermelon.
Malevola tried to ignore the salacious sounds of slurping and the little grunts coming from Herman, but her curiosity got the better of her. She joined Victor in staring as Herm hit the second rind. Malevola's mouth dropped open as it brought it to his mouth and gulped down the dripping juice.
Alice crossed her legs, squeezing her thighs together as Herman started the third piece. He broke it in half, licking the juice at the crest of a piece before enveloping his mouth around it and sucking it down. He bit off the large hunk and chewed before going right back in. Alice stared at her phone, biting her lips as she cleared her calendar for tonight. Chad had to cover his mouth as he watched the spectacle, huffing out a 'why is he so hot' and forcing himself to look away.
Robert's twinkie laid forgotten in the vending machine as Herman licked the juice trail up the other halved piece before going down on it. He paused halfway to lick the pink water off his lips before snuffling back down into the rind. Robert stared as Waterboy finished it off by licking the rind clean of any pink and grabbing the final quarter.
Colm was torn between watching Herman go to town on the final quarter, cheeks bulging with fruit before swallowing and going right back down, and Janelle as her eyes lit up at the sight. Herman had slowed down a little, moaning quietly and working on the left side of the melon. He huffed, swallowing seeds and moved onto the right side like a type writer.
No one even noticed Mandy and Royd walk into the break room, their conversation coming to a halt as Herman was getting down to the rind. He lifted his head up to take a few breaths before grabbing a big bite and swallowing the excess water. Herman's face was pink, sticky, and his lips dripped with saliva and juice. He went right back down as Mandy watched, biting her lip and forgetting her manners as she braced against the counter.
Royd wasn't fairing much better, the clipboard in his hands snapping as his glasses slipped down his nose. The noise didn't snap anyone out of the melon-eating trance. He was enamoured as Herman got to the rind and lapped at the juice before finishing the melon off with a bite and big swallow.
Herman was slightly breathless, content as he finished the melon. He stacked the rinds into a pile and licked his fingers clean of the juice. His long digits required focus as his tongue worked with him, sucking each one until it was dripping clear with water. Herman's long tongue darted out, cleaning his lips from the sweetness and wiping his face off.
He opened his thermos, chugging down the tea still warm from his morning and sighed. Lunch was done, he was fulfilled and a little dizzy from the gusto in which he devoured lunch. It was then that Herman looked up, witnessing practically all his friends staring at him or the rinds.
"Did I- no one wanted any-any melon, right?" He asked, picking up the rinds and tossing them away.
"I think I'd prefer to be the melon." Victor broke the silence and Malevola smacked his arm. "What?! We were all thinking about it!"
I need Herm to just mindlessly go to town on a watermelon during his lunch break (because he's exhausted and hungry and, honestly, dissociating) and every single person in that break room just crossing their legs and trying to look away because damn....do he eat pussy/ass like that?
Since he became a hero, Waterboy always brought in his lunch. A variety of meals such as a nearly burnt sandwich, so the bread would stay stable, a whole cucumber, cored and stuffed with chicken salad, and occasionally half a bag of chips that he ate with chopsticks. Today's lunch took the metaphorical cake.
An entire watermelon, cut into quarters, and a thermos of tea. Herman had taken off his gloves, set down a bar towel, and started on his lunch.
It was hardening to watch.
He picked up a hefty quarter and sunk his teeth into it. Big bites of watermelon with the juice overflowing from his mouth. Herman barely chewed as he went in for more melon. He got down to the rind in minutes and continued scraping all the pink and red off with his teeth and sucking the excess juice off like a wild animal. Obscene slurping noises filled the break room as the Z Team filed in.
"Waterboy, you good?" Robert raised a brow at the wetsuit hero, mid bite into his second piece. Herman didn't even look up, just gave a thumbs up and continued eating out the watermelon.
Malevola tried to ignore the salacious sounds of slurping and the little grunts coming from Herman, but her curiosity got the better of her. She joined Victor in staring as Herm hit the second rind. Malevola's mouth dropped open as it brought it to his mouth and gulped down the dripping juice.
Alice crossed her legs, squeezing her thighs together as Herman started the third piece. He broke it in half, licking the juice at the crest of a piece before enveloping his mouth around it and sucking it down. He bit off the large hunk and chewed before going right back in. Alice stared at her phone, biting her lips as she cleared her calendar for tonight. Chad had to cover his mouth as he watched the spectacle, huffing out a 'why is he so hot' and forcing himself to look away.
Robert's twinkie laid forgotten in the vending machine as Herman licked the juice trail up the other halved piece before going down on it. He paused halfway to lick the pink water off his lips before snuffling back down into the rind. Robert stared as Waterboy finished it off by licking the rind clean of any pink and grabbing the final quarter.
Colm was torn between watching Herman go to town on the final quarter, cheeks bulging with fruit before swallowing and going right back down, and Janelle as her eyes lit up at the sight. Herman had slowed down a little, moaning quietly and working on the left side of the melon. He huffed, swallowing seeds and moved onto the right side like a type writer.
No one even noticed Mandy and Royd walk into the break room, their conversation coming to a halt as Herman was getting down to the rind. He lifted his head up to take a few breaths before grabbing a big bite and swallowing the excess water. Herman's face was pink, sticky, and his lips dripped with saliva and juice. He went right back down as Mandy watched, biting her lip and forgetting her manners as she braced against the counter.
Royd wasn't fairing much better, the clipboard in his hands snapping as his glasses slipped down his nose. The noise didn't snap anyone out of the melon-eating trance. He was enamoured as Herman got to the rind and lapped at the juice before finishing the melon off with a bite and big swallow.
Herman was slightly breathless, content as he finished the melon. He stacked the rinds into a pile and licked his fingers clean of the juice. His long digits required focus as his tongue worked with him, sucking each one until it was dripping clear with water. Herman's long tongue darted out, cleaning his lips from the sweetness and wiping his face off.
He opened his thermos, chugging down the tea still warm from his morning and sighed. Lunch was done, he was fulfilled and a little dizzy from the gusto in which he devoured lunch. It was then that Herman looked up, witnessing practically all his friends staring at him or the rinds.
"Did I- no one wanted any-any melon, right?" He asked, picking up the rinds and tossing them away.
"I think I'd prefer to be the melon." Victor broke the silence and Malevola smacked his arm. "What?! We were all thinking about it!"
Hi can I request Waterboy dispatch graphics ples.. 🥹
Dispatch | Waterboy // Graphics // F2U
Of course! I’m kind of unfamiliar with Dispatch (especially Waterboy) so here you go! Also you get an xtra shiny button because I couldn’t decide the Janitor and Hero ones ^_^
Hi can I request Waterboy dispatch graphics ples.. 🥹
Dispatch | Waterboy // Graphics // F2U
Of course! I’m kind of unfamiliar with Dispatch (especially Waterboy) so here you go! Also you get an xtra shiny button because I couldn’t decide the Janitor and Hero ones ^_^
when it gets colder outside and both robert and herm forget their jackets royd, as the caring and attentive boyfriend he is, lets them wear his jacket. and since there's two of them, and the jacket is big enough, they just walk around wearing one jacket. it looks a bit weird because of the height difference herm and robert have, but they're comfortable and happy
