The Hanged King’s Comedy

Hello there, Via here. This is an incorrect quotes blog for the gods of the SCP universe (and characters that are connected to them, but aren’t technically gods, as well).

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It’s finally here!!!

Hello there, @via-and-pals here, I have finally done it.

So, welcome to this new blog. I will try to keep a one-quote-a-day schedule with the quete, each quote will be posted at 12 pm.

You are allowed to submit posts, of course. Here are the rules.

The character(s) have to have some sort connection to the theme. They don’t have to be gods themselves, but they do have to have an obvious connection to one or more of the gods.

Don’t romanize The Scarlet King.

Homophobia, rascism, antisemism, ableism, transphobia, will not be tolerated.

Have fun! :) It’s mandatory! :)

(I’m joking I do want you to have fun with this but if you aren’t that’s ok too)

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PANGLOSS I LITERALLY JUST MADE YOU. THIS IS THE FIRST MII YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

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Yulü is married to Scarecrow on my Tomodachi life island btw :)

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I just added A’Distat to my island and have been trying to get Abby as her first friend. The topic the game picked for them to talk about was “your mama” and I was gonna be like “this is so sad they miss Sanna so much” and then A’Distat picked quite possibly the most mood ruining hobby for them to share of all time

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ABBY AND SELINA JUST HAD THE ISLAND’s FIRST BABY

His name is Avery! He takes after Abby mostly

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ABBY AND SELINA JUST HAD THE ISLAND’s FIRST BABY

His name is Avery! He takes after Abby mostly

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The Hanged King

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Mekane Vs Yaldabaoth.

[mitosis998]

Hanged King in scp 9998 be like:

[via-the-ghoul]

Update on the A’Distat tale maybe sorta situation:

New, new plan (I promise I will do the first two plans just give me a second) is a set up tale for new Via-Verse Scarlet King backstory (he’s like the least important character in the story tho don’t worry.)

The current set up plan is backstory tale, the SCP that is ultimately pretty unrelated to the Scarlet King but is here anyway, then the A’Distat tale. Trust me I’ve got this all figured out

[missuriartist]

here's come redraw of my old comic!

'the hanging tree'

[via-the-ghoul]

This was originally just going to be Great Death but I had to include my buddy Small I had to we’re like the same guy in a way kind of sort of maybe

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[Image ID: two fairies. One is grey with green wings, a golden dress, and a malicious smile. The other is pink with purple wings, a pink dress, and a solemn face. End ID.]

The two fairy queens.

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Hey guys remember how I said I was going to write an SCP?

Putting that on hold. New first SCP project will be a tale about A’Distat. Now that Dust and Blood’s gone the only thing referring to her by name on the Wiki is the Divine Dossier and that’s sad so I’m gonna flesh her about a bit

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Chat “Dust and Blood” and “Song of Sanna” have disappeared did something happen

[velvetvirtue]

Yeah SADLY djoric left the wiki and deleted all his SK works. I still don’t understand what the heck happened and why he did that

[via-the-ghoul]

Oh I didn’t know that! That sucks, I hope they’re archived somewhere, it would suck if they became lost media

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Chat “Dust and Blood” and “Song of Sanna” have disappeared did something happen

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idk where else to put this but i had to do a lot of reading in putting this thing together and based on this tale i think it’s really funny to imagine that The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse™ are like. 049’s cousins

him at the family reunion

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The way that 049's family is written is my favorite thing ever.

He and his siblings being made from one of the world's embodiment/ deity of death, and having death as their dad....and then their cousins are the horseman of the apocalypse. Someone send him help 😭

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Famine at the Death Family Reunion watching their weird bird faced cousin attempt to kill their brother The Literal Embodiment of Disease for the 658th family reunion in a row

[Image ID: the Ben Affleck smoking meme. End ID.]