Grublicious

I'm not here often, but I do still think about my grubby OCs and their relationships (friends, foes and others) A group with scrambled trolls and their blog with NSFW grubsauce covering it. You have been warned.

[jondrettegirls]

[ID: A page of a play. It reads as follows, "Theseus: Stop. Give me your hand. I am your friend. / Herakles: I fear to stain your clothes with blood. / Theseus: Stain them, I don't care." End text.]

Herakles - Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

[ketchfantrolls]

im a jumble of anxiety and fear so im posting this just in case there are other people who feel the same anxiety that i do when it comes to sending other fantroll blogs asks

reblog this if you:

seriously do not mind if someone accidentally asks a repeat question

are fine with out of pocket questions (NOT weird questions, just shit that comes out of nowhere like "hey would [x] enjoy ball pits" or "hi [x] remember to take out the trash")

are fine with kind of "boring" questions ("how are you", "how are the quads", etc)

are okay with asks being sent to any muse on your muse list or page in general

these are all things that keep me from sending asks to people even though i really want to, so know that if you reblog this i will 100% be in your ask box asap

[viejospellejos]

[kyleblackpaw]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

M.S. (via coffee-crinkled-pages)

[katieaki]

couple’s t-shirt idea

[dumblr]

I think we're just going to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.

[wordx]

You don't know what your absence does to me.

[deloveusion]

"i can do it myself" "i know, but let me" a love language

[nightmareevara-deactivated20260]

I want to be part of your journey, your struggles, your everyday life. I wanna be there for you even at your worst, not just when you are doing well.

[poetryforall]

[bllmak]

a very important conversation

[scrambledtrolls]

Nice but also McWhoops

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— rhythmicrhinoceros

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[valtsv]

cover them up slut (your bleeding wounds)

heh... like what you see? ;) *tries to lean back in a seductive pose and passes out from blood loss*

[dear-ao3]

[Description: An Archive of Our Own tag reading “eldritch horrors being eldritchly horrifying but like they’re also really stupid”.]