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i do not like these small orange men

#my posts #orange #whichever of you broke my mug will be judged by god

eeeee i think my friend i like talking to also likes talking to me eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#he sent me pictures of his cat #my posts

Let's say you're a creature, a predator animal, and there's this other creature. Also a predator animal, 20 times your size, but you've learned to trust them. Great, that's beautiful, happy for you. But regardless of whether that creature "loves you," it is still a big lumbering thing. Would you walk under the feet of any other big lumbering thing?

april

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

iwantadamusername

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

#wish naps were real this sounds awesome

kresimir-betrayer

Me: [reading the title of a video] a quarter of all mammals are bats?

My spouse: You're a bat :)

Me: [way too fast] No I am not

#spouseposting :]#it is a bat i swear

chaotic-neutral-knitter

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

scrappy-little-guy

i went to the local gaming tavern with a friend and it was Warhammer night and i said to my friend "do you like the cute little Warhammer guys?"

and my friend said "do you mean the figurines or the men playing Warhammer"

and I said "the figurines" and then looked at the guy working, who is also my D&D DM, and said "I would not come in here and sexually harass your customers"

and one of the Warhammer men who was nearby responded "some of them would probably like it if you did"

and I think that probably went about as bad as it could have

yeah but a smile won't give me autism now will it

#tylenol #my posts

hauntedhowlett

don’t be sad, eva stratt thinks your life is worth nuking antarctica for 🥰

#me to my new friend: lmk if you want me to fuck off and stop texting you #my new friend: don't fuck off I like talking to you friend #me now: ok but should I fuck off #but it's ok #bc 2026 is the year of believing ppl when they say they like you

scrappy-little-guy

*smirks sexily with a fiery glint in my eye*

you'd really challenge me? well you should know ive never lost a game of rock paper scissors in my life so prepare to lose. loser

scrappy-little-guy

*changes from paper to rock when i see that you did scissors*

hah well. nice try but. im the best in the biz

*smirks sexily with a fiery glint in my eye*

you'd really challenge me? well you should know ive never lost a game of rock paper scissors in my life so prepare to lose. loser

#my posts

Today I called mormons "The Church of Jeezer Day Joints" by accident

#my posts

The thing about karaoke is sometimes you say "oh I was going to do [song with curse words in it] but there are kids here so I won't :)" and then the kids go on stage and sing the Hazbin Hotel song about being an alcoholic

#my posts