✨ Hello homosexuals and people who came in by accident. I'm Itch, but only when I'm not Scratch. You used to call me Mac when I wrote under the alias of BoringMacaroni. I'll still answer to Mac, too!
I'm 25+, use any pronouns, and have been writing for the eprocto community since the Stone Age. My preference is for gassy men. Not interested in gassy women/femme-presenting; I respect the grind, but you won't find much of it here.
My work is plot-dense. I'm here to tell stories. There will be Themes. There will be Arcs. Often fantasy-based, usually heavy on the worldbuilding, always queer as fuck.
Put simply: I like farts most, and burps second-most. Also into stuffing, slob, scat, and tummy/ass worship, and probably a whole bunch of other stuff I haven't consciously labelled. I don't have a "not interested" list because if anyone sends me something pertaining to a subject I'm not interested in, I won't reply to it. All about curating my space.
Send me asks whenever, about whatever! My inbox is always open, and chances are I'll write you an essay for your troubles. I don't take requests, but I do welcome story suggestions for my characters. Chronic illness means I can be slow to answer, but that also means more time to ruminate on your wonderful prompts.
Kindly note: I'm strictly anti-AI when it comes to its inclusion in creative endeavors. Harness your talents by overindulging in unconventional fetishes like the rest of us.
📝 Current projects (available exclusively on AO3):
(ONGOING) my kingdom for a (sort of) troll 🗡️
"Rudderless royal, Rose, has her work cut out for her when her bumbling father offers refuge to Jules, a malodorous mischief-maker raised by trolls. Thanks to him, her Court will never be the same."
A story of self-discovery, challenging conformities, and rude sexual awakenings. Literally.
(ONGOING) a knight in stinking armor 🏰🛡
Knight and Squire verse for Jules and Eustace, and maybe Rose and Rooney one day, if Jules and Eustace can stop lending themselves to homoerotic subtext for two seconds. Worth reading this cheatsheet first.
(ONGOING) i think i think i smell a stink 🥊
Non-fantasy, 1990s-based AU for the my kingdom gang. Worth reading this cheatsheet first.
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