hUH??

wha?

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Tell me this isn't true. They rule the internet, and you can't convince me otherwise.

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WHY DO ANIMALS IN NEED OF LOVE AND CARE AND AFFECTION ALWAYS GRAVITATE TOWARDS ME I CAN'T HANDLE IT I'M TOO FRAGILE I'M TOO WEAK I CAN'T ADOPT ALL OF THEM I CAN'T STOP CRYING I JUST WANT TO LET THEM ALL IN MY HOME AND LOVE AND HELP THEM ALL

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Buses and trains should have a section for people with personal space issues. I.e. people on the spectrum, anxiety, ptsd, etc. Because why should they be tortured to sit in a crammed area, arm to arm with strangers when that can trigger episodes?

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Young me, watching Naruto: I like these characters because theyre so cool and mysterious!!! How could anyone ever like any of the adults? They're so boring and old and blah.

Me now, with an all new taste: OH NO THEY'RE HOT-

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Civilians can really just move out of a house and leave it a wreck, huh?

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It's 3 am and while in the hallway I thought I saw a figure standing in the bathroom for a second so I just gave it a thumbs up so the ghost knows that we're cool

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I'm such a germaphobe, but I love movies about disease outbreaks

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Imagine people first trying to communicate in different languages.

English speaker: *points at fruit* APPLE!!

French speaker: Non. Pomme.

English: Its. Called. An. Apple!

French: sa s'appelle une pomme.

English: ITS. CALLED. AN. APPLE. A-P-P-L-E!!! APPLE!!

French: Pomme.

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the number 74 keeps repeating in my mind.... what the heck does this mean???

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It went from 90°f to 45°f over night, and now my sinuses are all outa whack and I'm sick too

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I can remember the vaguest thing like my brother finding a fly in a pistachio shell in Alaska on the way home from my school, or the the exact layout of a house I only spent 10 minutes max in down to the tiniest rip in the carpet, but I can't for the life of me, remember what I have to do today.

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Why are they called console commands if you can only use them on pc?

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Humans are weird

I think it's funny how weird humans are, when you really think about it.

We dislike most of our kind, yet we are so quick to protect, help, or even raise other species as if they're our own offsprings.

If a wolf comes across another wolf fighting an animal, it will join in to help it's own kind against the perceived threat. But, if humans see another human, let's say, punching a cat, we instinctively attack our own kind to help the other animal.

Most animals are territorial against other species. Humans are territorial against humans, and most openly welcome animals of all kinds.

We're naturally hunters and omnivores, yet we seek to befriend and protect the very things we're meant to consume, many to the extent of shunning that aspect of our nature completely.

Lots of humans have no distinct fear of creatures larger than us, despite what should be a natural fear of danger.

Lots of humans know the extent a certain animal can hurt us, i.e. a horse's kick, a dog's bite, a bird's claws, a shark's bite; but still choose to interact and befriend them.

Human are weird when compared to other animals, but it's more so fascinating.

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What use is living, if not for love

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I swear my brain only makes serotonin late at night when the depression brain is sleeping

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When I first got a camera phone, I thought I was so smart. I stood there and recorded an episode of a show from the tv, so that I could I could watch it in the bathroom or while I was walking to school.

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Y'know a really good flavor that nobody ever talks about? Drinking water after eating something with chocolate. That flavor is amazing.