[euguiu]

[thebl4ckestd4y]

lying to herself cause her liquor’s top shelf

[fallencrackships]

Crackship request from Anon

Daenerys Targaryen and Geralt of Rivia

[illiterateabel]

“SHE SAID ‘I HAVE TO GO HOME, 'CAUSE I’M REAL TIRED YOU SEE BUT I HATE SLEEPING ALONE WHY DON’T YOU COME WITH ME’. I SAID ’ MY BABY’S AT HOME, SHE’S PROBABLY WORRIED TONIGHT…I DIDN’T CALL ON THE PHONE TO SAY THAT I’M ALRIGHT.’ DIANA WALKED UP TO ME SHE SAID 'I’M ALL YOURS TONIGHT’, AND THEN I RAN TO THE PHONE SAYING 'BABY I’M ALRIGHT, BUT UNLOCK THE DOOR, BECAUSE I FORGOT THE KEY’, SHE SAID 'HE’S NOT COMING HOME BECAUSE HE’S SLEEPING WITH ME!’.”

—

[illiterateabel]

[screwtcpe]

(via illiterateabel)

[illiterateabel]

(via howlingforever)

[screwtcpe]

(via illiterateabel)

[yoursmokesignals]

i just want to say it’s been an honor to be unhinged with all of you 

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[everydaystyles]

Harry Styles, Houston, 07June2018 📸Jamaal Ellis

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Homes of Hidden Animals Series by Jeniak

This artist on Instagram // Twitter

[mommo-fanart]

[creamecream]

Cleo: I hate him.

Deuce: I do too.

Cleo: you don’t even know who I’m talking about?

Deuce: solidarity.

[raunchily]

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears & Paris Hilton, 2006 

“Well actually it was just Brit and I out and then [Lindsay] just like chased us to the car and got in. [Lindsay] wasn’t invited.” ~ Paris Hilton later reminiscing on the night 

[corpsemo]

lilianaandlaila

[amaretthoe]

[filleissue]

Aaliyah at the Teen Choice awards

Era 2000

[matchingjuicylockets]