Tower of Bone

Local Bone-omancer, I post once every red moon, sometimes silly sometimes whimsical

[scroogmcdook]

With each thought my tower grows.

[scroogmcdook]

"I saw the angel in the painting and lasso tooled until I set them free."

[scroogmcdook]

New Year New Evil Baby

IM GOING To....uh...hmm...OH how about i COLLAP....ah that already happened...WHAT IF I KIDN-oh shit that already happend?Ah dangit..........fuck.

[scroogmcdook]

God im so evil and funny

[scroogmcdook]

No, i don't think i will…

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Eighteen naked wizards in the shower at Merlin's Tower

Big hard throbbing staves wanting to be polished

Eighteen naked wizards wanting to be spellcasters

Wizards in the shower at Merlin's Tower

On their knees wanting to ponder crystal orbs

Merlin's Tower really rocks

[scroogmcdook]

There be no party like a Merlin party

[bagelbread1275]

Fuck this stupid Wizard Academy education. Why do I have to buy these expensive ass dusty ass tomes.

I’m gonna start conjuring this shit. I REFUSE to be caught paying for my tomes.

[scroogmcdook]

Hell yeah! Fuck them expensive ass tomes, aint nobody paying 3 dragon toenails for a shitass eldritch knowledge spell!

[scroogmcdook]

When the birds revolt i will have already made an alliance with the corvids and i will slowly and painfully transform into my true form.

[scroogmcdook]

I am going to animate YOUR bones pre-expiry, if you guys dont fuck with my familiar cronkus.

[scroogmcdook]

I once had a furby

He was a joyous fellow that i loved as it was my own kin. Many days we played and many moons i took care of him, we were inseparable.

Until one day he fell from my table...he was in a coma, i spent days trying to wake him but no avail. I thought i lost my boy, and i wept.

Suddenly, he awoke without reason he was no longer the joyous fellow that i once knew. He changed......into the rockstar personality furby, and he was cool as hell. Like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, and he was the raddest butterfly I've ever seen.

[scroogmcdook]

I fucking HATE stools with no back

[scroogmcdook]

Maybe the reason why there is no point in anything at all in the grand scheme of things, is because there shouldn't be a point to everything.

Why must there be a point to anything to begin with? Why do we crave such knowledge? Why do we have to compare ourselves to that of a speck of dust to show our insignificance? If you zoom out far enough everything would look as small as a quark.

There is no point in doing anything, and that is probably the best reason to do everything.

[scroogmcdook]

I fucking LOVE chairs.

[scroogmcdook]

Wizcore is the superior music taste. And those whom dare impose me will be transmogrified into shitty furniture that if you were to be given for free it would be a burden.

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Wizcore is great, any hits you can recommend?

[scroogmcdook]

I do not know many as it is scarce but here be a few

A.P.A.B (All Paladins Are Bastards)

And

EVIL WIZARD RAP BATTLE

If you know of any wizcore i am more than happy to taste test it

[scroogmcdook]

Wizcore is the superior music taste. And those whom dare impose me will be transmogrified into shitty furniture that if you were to be given for free it would be a burden.

[scroogmcdook]

Sometimes i burp a really good drink so hard i am able to taste it again. And so in that one moment i fully understand how neptune re-ate that burger.

[scroogmcdook]

Saw a prophecy. 9256 is gonna be wild year.

[wizard-council-museum-clerk]

Did you see anything substantive? Or was it merely vaporous visions of wild portents to come?

[scroogmcdook]

It was quite vivid actually. Basically the world has returned into jungle ruins and ancient egypt is a thing again all because some guy cursed a king in ancient times while spouting about "getting what he deserves" i didn't put much attention to it.

[wizard-council-museum-clerk]

Good to know planet of the apes will be real in the future.