Shen Yuan, CEO, taking his first look at modern SQH: poor struggling artist college student uke x big alpha CEO, 50 Shades of Grey au, dark office romance, bondage-
Xiang Fei, literally just woke up post electrocution: Wh-

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Shen Yuan, CEO, taking his first look at modern SQH: poor struggling artist college student uke x big alpha CEO, 50 Shades of Grey au, dark office romance, bondage-
Xiang Fei, literally just woke up post electrocution: Wh-
Beware the jester
@thelastkingofacorns you're so right but sadly not only SQH failed at taking a break but Mobei-Jun WILL HAVE his advisor by his side during councils...(ććøļæ£ć)
Thankfully (?) they make it work hduzehd AND they will have calm moments... Purring SQH kitty cat... Not even meaning to... Ourgh your mind is so right...!
Why yes of course he will and of course, there will be a bit of a misunderstanding ( or is it ?... ) @naehja
He wonāt let Xiang Fei alone anymore after he crossed over.
I don't know if anyone else has made this but if you have I love you. Kisses.
Edit: I should mention. This is just season 1. Season 2 is still hidden from us.
Edit 2 : I showed this edited to my parents and my dad asked why no one is talking about his titsš
Put a new blanket on my bed and my cat Bonnie loved it so I gave the kneading and comfy to my guy Shang Qinghua cuz I love him <3
Sha Hualing: What's with your face?
Mobei-Jun, with a bruised cheek: Shang Qinghua hit me
Sha Hualing: Really? I didn't think he had it in him
Mobei-Jun: Mn
Sha Hualing: Well, I guess that means you two are official
Mobei-Jun: Yes, we will wed tomorrow morning
Meanwhile
Shang Qinghua, hiding under his bed: I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm-
Hamhua in a hamster ball! (feat. Mobei-jun)
I did ONE single doodle of Shang Qinghua as a cat - cuz if I like you, you get turned into a cat at least once - and bem I got an idea and there it is...
When does it happen in the timeline of the story ? Idk and Idc I just wanted my fav guy SQH as a cat and then Mobei-Jun decided to manifest himself. Typical.ļ¼ļø¶^ļø¶ļ¼
I still can't believe no one thinks linguang jun wanted to fuck Shang qinghua at least a little. If I were him and some little cutesy mouseboy was so loyal and infatuated with my nephew that it ruined my only shot at power and I knew the only thing mobei wanted was to have him back, I'd definitely try to destroy qinghua's insides as revenge (and maybe because of envy that he found someone who cares about him so much)
IM GONNA SAY IT. the scene where lgj finds sqh after he goes on the run had a LOT of sexual tension and we need to exploit that
This is why I don't agree with the "Shang Qinghua being bitter he doesn't have a harem like Shen Yuan" idea, because I think Shang Qinghua has a harem too. He just doesn't realize it because everyone who wants to fuck him expresses it by threatening to kill him
Cumplane arguing
Shang Qinghua: Call me daddy!
Shen Yuan, pinning him to wall: No, you call me daddy!
Shang Qinghua: ...
Shang Qinghua: Ok (,,ā¢ļ¹ā¢,,)
Still thinking about my married cumplane au.
I kinda want them to have maybe met by accident. Like, SY was in one of SQH's classes before his health crashed and SY was used as a basis for a few characters in PIDW. Because he just looked like some cold beauty to SQH. So, at the least SQQ was based off of his impression of the quiet rich kid in class who would glare at the idiots.
Then, they get separated and SQH starts publishing his story and SY becomes a dedicated anti-fan who gives the most cutting criticisms. (Which goes straight to SQQ because that energy is perfect for a villain.)
Then, SY's health gets worse because he's living alone and refuses to lose his independence. His family insists he gets a roommate or smth, so he posts an ad with suspiciously cheap rent. SQH wanted to at last check it out because the wrist that can happen is he dies and his money woes are over. Best case he gets cheap rent in exchange for whatever this guy wants (he thinks sex despite what the ad said about needing help cleaning and with meals). Turns out, it's a guy he's familiar with so they're both comfortable with this (the family only approves after a very thorough background check).
They get along better than expected. Aside from the awkwardness when SQH finds out the thing his new roomy is raging about is his own webnovel. Oops, not saying shit. They get closer, then SY figures out it's SQH writing this and they have a whole fight about it. SQH can afford this place more easily, but he still needs money to live and this pays his bills. He has to appease the fans. SY offers to pay him to write better in exchange for a very generous amount (because the Shen family is definitely a family who has no idea what normal things cost). SQH is getting adopted, and the family makes it clear they support them no matter how they define the relationship. SY, of course, misses this.
SQH still writes a lot of porn, but at this point he's doing it for fun and to watch SY get flustered. Look, this guy is hot and watching him get blushy reading his drafts is great. Sadly, SY is dense af and misses all the increasingly obvious flirting. SY is definitely into this guy, but he just assumes everyone would be too, so it isn't gay.
This is gonna get challenged, because SY keeps allowing more and more contact until they're making it because that's just what bros do. Not gay. Totally. SQH meanwhile has caught feelings and gets hurt by all this. He's in love, and eventually confronts him about his feelings, and this results in SQH planning to move out because he can't live like this anymore. He's saved a lot from what SY is paying him. He can go back to writing for pay, it's fine.
SY is very distressed because he doesn't want SQH to leave him. He keeps asking him to stay and eventually this forces him to think about his own feelings. A lot of his worry about being into men is that his family might hate him, but when he talks with his brother, he points out that he's gay and it's fine. Yes, his roommate is his boyfriend and the parents know. SY is clearly spending too much time in homophobic spaces online and needs to learn to deal. The family already has a feeling and won't judge him. Also, he'd be an idiot to miss out on someone who makes him happy and who the family likes.
So, he goes back and admits he died really like SQH, this is just a lot. But he wants to try. So! Happy ending. Our guys get together, and the family supports them. They're basically married, and consider themselves to be husbands.
This is the fun point. They could get their happy ending.
Or they could die and transmigrate into PIDW. I still want my silly idea of them both getting baby'ed, so they each think they're alone until they finally meet as head disciples. And promptly freak everyone else out by losing their shit once they officially meet. SY is fully willing to bite anyone who tries to separate them now. They're both peak lords, but they spend half their nights on each peak when they're together. They got married basically ASAP too, because that's allowed here! They're both trying to ignore the plot, but it's gonna come for them eventually. At least they have each other.
Shang Qinghua: My king, everyone has been acting weird today
Mobei-Jun: How so?
Shang Qinghua: All the demons have been calling me 'my queen' and 'consort Shang', are they making fun of me?
Mobei-Jun: What did you expect? Of course they would call you that after we married
Shang Qinghua: WHAT?? WHEN DID WE MARRY????
Mobei-Jun: Yesterday? Did you forget about the ceremony?
Shang Qinghua: YOU SAID I WAS GETTING PROMOTED!
Mobei-Jun: Yes, I promoted you to my wife
Love them both
inspired by 50 tabs of jinbesan merch because I wouldn't know how to derpify an orca otherwise
I need Sqh to keep yapping and Mbj experiences cuteness aggression and then slams into him to make out with him, and Sqh is EXTREMELY off guard and left breathless at the end of it
Bonus if mbj is like, "Carry on." As if Sqh can just physically or mentally forget about what just occured