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[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved

[richardscottishmadden]

Richard Madden for Vanity Fair 2015

[kiissme]

@scxttish

[ivoryminded]

she is a STAR          she is a role model to hundreds of thousands and she LOVES it !!  walking down the streets of new york with her venti iced tea  (  0 calories, hon’ !!  )  kathleen carter is a TEEN QUEEN SENSATION. dressed from head to toe in PRADA READY - TO - WEAR & on her way to model for the latest GUCCI campaign, nobody would guess that anything was wrong underneath that oh so modern burnt umber blazer / denim calf - length skirt combo. her ankles WOBBLE and her head SPINS. help her!!  help her!!  look underneath that COOL EXTERIOR and help her!! she’s a star about to BURN OUT.   //  INDEPENDENT OC. TRIGGERING CONTENT PRESENT. WRITTEN BY JESS.

[scxttish]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you.

@mcmahongirl // meme.

[ sms →  charl ] —— for what???[ sms →  charl ] —— nvm i already know[ sms →  charl ] —— yeah u better knock me out for that or i’ll never learn

[scxttish]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face.

@mcmahongirl // meme.

[ sms →  charl ] —— ok i will[ sms →  charl ] —— ;)[ sms →  charl ] —— nah for serious i will[ sms →  charl ] —— ;)[ sms →  charl ] —— oops[ sms →  charl ] —— sorry [ sms →  charl ] ——that was an accident[ sms →  charl ] —— ;)[ sms →  charl ] —— hahaha [ sms →  charl ] ——i’m overdue an ass kicking aren’t i?

[scxttish]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now

@mcmahongirl // meme.

[ sms →  charl ] —— i am always sleepy[ sms →  charl ] —— u know the risk when u come over[ sms →  charl ] —— so see u in court kiddo!!

[scxttish]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me?

@mcmahongirl // meme.

[ sms → charl ] —— yup[ sms →  charl ] —— u know what u did[ sms →  charl ] —— friendship cancelled quicker than when my netflix free trial ran out

[scxttish]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn?

@kiissme // meme.

[ sms → ginge ] —— who sed i’m d runkk?[ sms → ginge ] —— wait who ami tryin to kid[ sms → ginge ] —— i’m always drukn

[scxttish]

me @ myself: stop thinking about making a lesbian time traveller oc with alicia vikander as the fc

[rawrmeansmemes]

THE MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE HAPPINESS

inspired by this awesome meme right here that I wanted an opposite for. send a  💝  and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get.

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[vaememes]

text messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

[between--rage-and-serenity-deac]

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[scxttish]

lethiferxus.

                              — “ You said you didn’t need to work tomorrow & that you’d pick me up after closing time to show me something at the park – no idea what you’ve wanted to show me, but, “ a grin, childish almost in its vigour with which it blossomed upon upward-curled lips, “ to ditch the barmaid that filled you up all night surely isn’t what you’d consider polite. “ @scxttish

            “Not gonna lie, love, bit of a bullshitter when I’m drunk.” A smirk twitched at the corner of his lips, gaze wandering away almost coyly from her before sobering and finding her features once more, untamed eyebrows knitting together. “Isn’t a strange man taking you to the park at night to show you something beyond ya job description anyway? I mean, if ya ask me, lucky escape!”

[musingmemes]

two word starters

“ don’t stop ”

“ please don’t ”

“ don’t shoot ”

“ give it ”

“ shut up ”

“ damn it! ”

“ stop it! ”

“ you’re crazy ”

“ that’s insane ”

“ get out! ”

“ don’t leave ”

“ i’m tired ”

“ that’s bad ”

“ be honest ”

“ be careful ”

“ be nice ”

“ you’re wrong ”

“ go home ”

“ watch it ”

“ fuck me ”

“ kiss me ”

“ we can’t… ”

“ we shouldn’t… ”

“ you’re perfect ”

“ that’s awful ”

[scxttish]

the sleepover | ali & rudy.

@chcpped.

        “Fucking answer the door, Al!!! My arms are falling off out here.” Rudy was on the wrong side of her apartment door, pizza boxes stacked in one arm, desserts and snacks loaded into a bag hanging on the other arm. Was it offensive taking junk food to a chef’s house? Probably, but he didn’t particularly care. After all, this was supposed to a sleepover and it wouldn’t be very fun if his host spent most of the night in the kitchen, would it? "You better not have a bird in there,” he added, voice growing increasingly louder, “That'd be bloody rude, I’m telling ya.”

[jakeyjohnson]