Superhero Dispatch Network

Roleplay blog inspired by the game "Dispatch". AI USAGE IS PROHIBITED.

[sdnofficial]

Thank you for contacting the Torrance Branch of the Superhero Dispatch Network. My name is Robert, and I will be assisting you today.

If you are contacting us about an emergency, please state your name, the address of your emergency, and the type of emergency that you are experiencing and I will personally send a team of specialized heroes to you and or the emergency at hand.

If you are contacting us regarding the new SDN dispatcher QnA, please stay on the line while we handle the emergencies of the public first.

We appreciate every citizen, their concerns, and their first-hand accounts regarding the crime in the state of California. We are doing everything that we can to help people like you. We thank you for your patience as we work to make your city safer.

[sdnofficial]

Dear subscribers,

As the holidays approach, remember to be appreciative of what you have. I'm not talking about your gifts. I'm talking about your family, your friends, your pets, your loved ones. Warmth, your clothes, a roof over your head, quick transportation, and perishable foods that can be stored to stay fresh. Not everybody has the same luxury of family, shelter, and warmth during these times. We all need something to rely on during these troubling times, whether it regards our survival or not. So choose to be kind and give what you can, even just a friendly conversation can make someone's day.

Your local dispatcher,

Robert

[sdnofficial]

Dear subscribers,

Happy Thanksgiving from those of us at the SDN.

Take your time with your friends and family. Cherish each moment with them, even if you have grievances with each other. It's important to find the good in even the worst moments , you never know what you will miss five years from now. So, take your time to eat and talk while you still have it.

Teach your future kids that behaving like certain members of your family isn't actually fine like others might say. Let them know that family is found, not bound by blood. That life may be shit, but good food is good food.

Take care of yourselves today.

From your local dispatcher,

Robert

[sdnofficial]

This is the Torrance police department, we've got one of your heroes, Sonar, in the station detained after we set up a sting operation for a drug bust on Flora Rd and he was some of the people we arrested at the scene. Would you like to send someone to pick him up or should I tell him he's spending the night at the station?

(Sigh) ...Thank you for calling about this. Go ahead and tell him that Robert said that he's going to spend the night there, and that it's a punishment for failing to stay away from his addiction.

[sdnofficial]

Hi SDN

Sorry to bother, but some hero’s are on my roof? Drinking? And one keeps making portals and daring the flammable one to walk into.. hell?

I have work at 3 am

Please put them on a leash

(Sigh) ...That sounds about right. I'll send someone over to pick them up. Thanks for calling about this. Please stay on the line with me in case something happens. The last thing that I need is a hero stuck in Hell.

[sdnofficial]

Hey uh im at a bar, and some short Irish guy is trying to beat a dude up?? I think he’s yours…if not, he’s mine now-

(Sigh) Thanks for calling us at the SDN about this. He's one of ours. I'll send someone over to pick him up, they should be arriving in just a few minutes. Please stay on the line and let me know if anything else happens.

[sdnofficial]

Uhhh my tortoise turned Godzilla size? I don’t know how to fix this and I don’t have big enough vegetables to feed him

Thanks for calling the SDN. That's...certainly interesting. I'll send a group of heroes your way, they should be arriving within the next five minutes. Just try to keep an eye on it. Not that you could lose sight of it, but...you know.

[sdnofficial]

I want the sad alien. He looks like a kicked puppy and I want the pathetic lumberjack alien man

-Dispatcher J.F.

...To go on a date? He's available, I just don't know if he's ready for a relationship.

[sdnofficial]

Hello SDN? This is Linda, from the Torrance Community Children’s Theater. It’s our opening night of SpongeBob: The Musical, and our Patrick just called out sick. Do you have any hero’s that could fill in?

Thanks for calling the SDN. I have just the guy. He goes by Punch Up but despite his name, he would be perfect for a theatre production. He gets along well with others and is a pretty quick learner, outgoing too. I'm sending him over now. I will let you, however, that he is on the shorter side. If your Patrick was of average stature or taller, he may not be able to fit into the costume.

[sdnofficial]

Follow-up on Beef pics, do you know how google works how old are you.

Thanks for calling. I know how Google works, I just got a new phone and my hands are usually full at work. I keep trying out the function to ask Google to do things for me as a hands-free assistant, but it usually takes notes in a different app instead of actually functioning properly. I'm thinking about fixing it myself at this point.

[sdnofficial]

Shoutout to Waterboy for saving my house from burning down

Thanks for calling the SDN, I'm glad that we could help. If you'd like to leave us a review, I'm going to text you our HR department's number so that you can do so through them.

[sdnofficial]

how dangerous of a situation do i need to put myself in for you to send one of the hot z team members because i do not value my life ngl man.

Thank you for calling the SDN. I know that life seems pretty bleak right now, and you have every right to feel like everything is falling apart. The world is one big cesspool of everything that you wish would have never happened. Everything happens for a reason, but it's not always something that we want to happen.

But that doesn't mean that your whole life is a lost cause.

Starting small is always recommended. I know that it sounds cliché, but going outside does help. Really take your time to relax with the wind, go watch the birds, look for weird-looking insects, go hunt for rocks or fossils, admire how the leaves fall. Maybe you have a hobby that you've always wanted to try. Or visit someplace new, even if it's just a street away from you.

It's important to find solitude and admiration where you least expect it, even in the mundane tasks that you accomplish everyday. From there, you can try even more things, get to know people better. Yeah, life sucks, but you always have the ability to make it tolerable.

That being said, I can only send you a hero of your choice if you accomplish these things first. Depending on someone else for your own happiness isn't healthy.

[sdnofficial]

(Please don't send me yume/sexual asks if you're a minor. 👍

I know that I can't control anonymous asks, but please know that I'm an adult and the main cast of characters of Dispatch are also adults.

It may not seem like a big deal to those that do so, but please know that it makes adults feel very uncomfortable to talk about romance/sex with minors and it should always feel that way- whether it's roleplay or not does not matter.

Thank you. 🩵)

[sdnofficial]

Robert I really hate to ask this but is there any way you could try and calm your team down?

I get it if you can't but the majority of paperwork I have to deal with is complaints about the Z-team.

-Alex HR

(@sdn-hr-official)

Believe me, I'm trying. They really don't like to listen when it's necessary, especially when it's about changing their behavior. I'm not giving up on them though, even when everyone else seems hell-bent on the idea of it.

I know that they're considered a "lost cause" by the SDN and a lot of the public eye, but all that they need is a chance. I want to be that change for them. I want to help them grow because I know that people are much more than their mistakes and their choices. There's always a cause and effect to everything, even how they act.

They may seem like bad and reckless people, but they're just hurting like everyone else. And sometimes pain makes you do a lot of things that may seem unforgivable, but there will always be ways to redeem yourself. The Phoenix Program is one of them.

I just need more time to help them.

[sdnofficial]

Just curious, do you like flavored milk? Like chocolate milk, strawberry milk, banana milk, honeydew milk, etc...

And like, if you do, how would you rank the flavors?

I don't mind flavored milk, but it's not my favorite drink. I didn't even know that there were other flavors outside of chocolate and strawberry. But if I were to choose, I like chocolate more.

[sdnofficial]

oh dear it appears im in trouble and only a blue and pink haired superhero csn save me you wouldnt happen to have any of those would you.... w .. would you .....

I do, but not for you. My guess is that you're either sitting on your couch or laying in bed, probably just recently watched some of a certain hero's concerts and or videos of or about her while eating, got under some form of influential substance, and got lonely. Thanks for calling the SDN. Please call this line for emergencies only. Thank you.

[sdnofficial]

Hey there, what's it like being a SDN dispatcher? Do you recommend it as a job? It must be pretty awesome to work with actual heroes!

Maybe if you get some that aren't on their last leg. I love my team, but they're some of the most obnoxious, stressful, sexual, HR-violating, and angry people that I have ever met.

But...they're also a family. One that's got its own set of problems and messes to clean up, but they stick up for each other when society won't. It's nice to see.

As a job, it can be difficult to work with such combating personalities, but you're the one that needs to make them fit within each other for the benefit of both your teammates and the public that they defend. It's also important to differentiate leadership from friendship, and the ability to balance both. You don't want to get too friendly and let loose around jobs, but you also don't want to be too wound up and stressing over every detail around calls. Which...really sounds easier than it actually is.

It's not an easy job, but it's one that will help you learn more about people and life as a whole. You really start to realize just how precious it is and how everything can fall apart at any time. You start to really see the people around you, get a glimpse into their own lives, and see how you can apply some of their things into your own. You start to find comfort in the mundane and monotony of the office. It can be nice.

I don't recommend the job by any means, but it's a good one if you're struggling to understand something that's going on in your life.