ultimate

*ciel* *he/him/his* *18* *animu* *dm me if you wanna, i do not bite :3*

[yamujiburo]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Team Rocket says “trans rights” and “back off terfs”!

[memories]

You ever just… yell about #gay??

[sacrifice-the-children]

*kicks down door* I LOVE THOMAS SANDERS

[thatsthat24]

*picks up door* I love you too, but this is my house, and you’re destroying it.

[gahdamnpunk]

These are $30 for one but stitches at the hospital are more expensive so this is pretty damn great

[arcadetheatre]

What if life had loading screens.

You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like

[albumadamas]

for other people who are being affected hard by the new, terrible color palette staff thought would be “more accessible”, i highly recommend downloading a chrome extension called dark reader. it can either have a “dark” mode which will invert and change colors, or a “light” mode where you can leave the colors the same but put down the contrast.

these are my settings:

this is what it looked like originally

this is what it looks like now, with light mode on and -30 contrast

so, yeah! feel free to spread this, ive had this extension for a while and im glad it finally came in handy bc staff is fuckin Stupit

[pimentogirl]

For those who need it.

[jewishdragon]

for people messaging me with notes like “but the high contrast hurts my eyes!!”

[jewishdragon]

Ok I just installed this and what I did is up the greyscale which preserves the new dark background (which I like) but dims the vibrant icons! 

I like this better than using x-kit to just change back to the old eyesore

[thatmightyheart]

it’s still todoroki day somewhere in the world !!! !! 

[p3-archive]

mixtape dropped

[jotaemy]

Sally Face? Larry Face!

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

Character development

[critical-and-cringe]

I almost yelled “stop it” (lovingly) because I thought this was fandom silliness

And then I saw who posted it…

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[flagbearer-or-scouts]

Im actually laughing so hard omg

[kaylamoonbeam]

This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!

[fozmeadows]

JFC, Michaeangelo wasn’t this bad at women and his idea of “sculpt a girl” was sticking some apple-shaped tits on a body he’d modelled after a man, and at least HE had the excuse of being gay and not giving a fuck

[danasn0wc4t]

HOLY SHIT i’ve never seen the version with the fucking drawings before

[averruncusho]

Everytime I see this I hyperventilate a little harder

[bbwritewerk]

I’M DEAD!

[vampfangzz-deactivated20200517]

Help me get my cat back

hello! last year in october i adopted a stray cat and named her Siren

she was the closest thing to an antidepressant i had, and was the main source of my happiness until april of this year, when my family moved from idaho to missouri, and i had to leave her with our neighbour because our current house doesn’t accept pets.

my older brother’s apartment recently allowed them to have animals, and he’s willing to drive out to idaho and get her for me, on the condition that i pay for gas.

a rough estimate is i would need $500, and i’m running out of ideas to get the money, i’m unemployed and have crippling social anxiety, i hate asking people for money, but if you can spare a dollar, i would be beyond grateful, i can’t give much in return, but i am still offering friendship bracelets.

https://www.paypal.me/devinemerson

https://ko-fi.com/devinemerson

please, don’t even think of donating if you don’t have the money, but if you do, i’m forever grateful

[vampfangzz-deactivated20200517]

i realise this could probably sound like a scam, but i swear on my life it isn’t, Siren means the absolute world to me and i just want to see her again,

this is what my bank account currently looks like, and i’m struggling to get money, no place near me is hiring currently, and i can’t do babysitting as most people in my town want someone to pick and drop their kids off places, and i can’t drive,

i’m incredibly thankful to those who have donated and if there’s anything i can do for you, please let me know, and if you’ve reblogged it, thank you

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[valynnetine]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[hinoha]

We’ll definitely win this.