Why?

// bookworm // 18 // she/her // PJO/HOO trash // ~MCGA, TKC, TMI, TID, Shadowhunters and way more~ // header image- thesilvereye ; icon- indigonite/blcndesuperman] //

[parjums]

Is she comforting him I can’t tell

[seapercabeth]

Percy: Annabeth is a princess. So sweet and smart. My girl. I love her.

Everyone else: She's deadly. She'll kill me in my sleep.

[dailyharryshumjr]

shadowhunterstv: Peace out! Hope you had fun getting a glimpse of my day on set. #Shadowhunters #HarryTakeover - @harryshumjr

[nephilimdaily]

Shadowhunters Season 2 Trailer

[seapercabeth]

me: when will rick leave percy alone he doesn’t need to bring him into every series he writes it’s honestly kind of irritating

also me whenever percy doesn’t show up: okay but where???? is my son??? rick??? what are you doing?? why isn’t he here???

[instadanjlevys]

Your memory’s been wiped. That’s not possible. Is it? Absolutely… if you know a warlock.

[seapercabeth]

Will: You broke Percy's nose!!

Nico: I cannot be held responsible for the actions of my limbs while being tickled

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[sunlightschadow]

Did someone say Will in a crop top and Nico in a tanktop? No? Well have a drawing of it anyways~

[veliseraptor]

[anduinsholydick]

oh, shit

wheres the video of the Danish news reporter and the car falling into the lake behind him and he goes “Oh!… shit. Okay.”

[shleepy-girl]

No, seriously though, in Norse mythology this was the fist sign of Ragnarok, aka the Final Godly Beatdown Warmageddon.

[tamamoland]

are we finally getting a REAL apocalypse I’m getting real tired of being let down

[brambleghost]

#SHAN WHERE IS THAT PIC OF LOKI YOU EDITED #THE ONE WHERE HE’S READY TO PARTY  

[nooby-banana]

hope ur ready to ragnarok and roll

[athelind]

2016 explained.

[joanofawesome-deactivated201807]

Bye 2016 , it wasn’t nice knowing ya !

[calvinkink]

the universe is so pretty; it has stars, planets, emeraude toubia, the moon

[pageswithinme]

Some contemporaries for the summer holiday! 💕😎

[inkskinned]

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

[shadowtearling]

Last night I used wooden crates as shelves and put some of my tbr books in it, and it looks so cute. I’m so happy with the way this turned out. The stack on top is my currently reading (which is inaccurate btw since I’m in the middle of four more books 😅).

[just-shower-thoughts]

People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000

[insectdiscount]

Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong

[keekal]

Happy Birthday Percy Jackson! I’m late but better late than never, right? The t-shirt is based on one that I saw in a store and bought specifically with Percy in mind.

Happy Birthday Percy hope your day was filled with all the best blue food and kisses from everyone.

And thank you Percy and Annabeth. I have met so many wonderful people because of this series. I am so so grateful. 😄😙💙

[dragondicks]

Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class

[prismatic-bell]

did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue