Me: *Is apparently very smart, but simultaneously a dumbass*
Riddler: *Has kidnapped me*
Me: āSo what made you choose me?āāŗļøāŗļøāŗļø
Riddler: *Is immediately rethinking this whole operation*
Riddler: I'm so glad you asked. *whips out the PowerPoint presentation on how despite being a genius who's independent and is superior to everyone, he fell for someone. Plus a part 2 on how Darling is to adjust to their new life and the rules of the house while they're kidnapped*




















