Percy Jackson

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Annabeth: I can't believe you lied to me.

Percy: I didn't lie. I strategically withheld the truth for dramatic timing.

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Annabeth: You can't just do whatever you want.

Percy: Watch me discover new consequences.

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Grover: This is a terrible idea.

Percy: I know, that's why it's exciting.

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Annabeth: We said no chaos today.

Percy: I thought that was a suggestion.

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Percy: I almost got surprised adopted today!

Annabeth: Percy, what?

Grover: He almost got kidnapped.

Annabeth: Oh, ok.

Annabeth: ....

Annabeth: WAIT, WHAT?

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Annabeth: Percy, stop touching things!

Percy: *Touches something*

Annabeth: Why are you like this??

Percy: I was raised by a single mom and a sense of curiosity. What do you want from me?

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Grover: Guys, I accidentally ate my emotional support tin can.

Percy: Was it at least organic?

Annabeth: Please stop encouraging him.

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Percy: I have a plan.

Annabeth: You always say that.

Percy: And sometimes they even work!

Annabeth: Name one time.

Percy: Please don't do this to me.

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Tyson: Is this safe?

Percy: No, absolutely not.

Tyson: We're still doing it though?

Percy: Yeah.

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Percy: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Grover: I sleep with a fork under mine.

Annabeth: I sleep with the weight of responsibility for you idiots.

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Thalia: I didn't plan this.

Percy: I didn't plan to be born, but here we are!

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Annabeth: Why is there smoke coming from the kitchen??

Percy: Ok so, update, I panicked.

Annabeth: And??

Percy: I panicked further.

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Grover: I sense danger.

Percy: You sense danger when the toaster pops.

Grover: And how many times has the toaster betrayed us?

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Percy: I have a plan.

Annabeth: That sentence makes me nervous.

Grover: That sentence makes anyone nervous.

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Percy: If we die, I just want both of you to know-

Annabeth: We're not dying.

Grover: Percy, please don't jinx us.

Percy: -that this is exactly why I didn't do my homework.

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Annabeth: This place is ancient, dangerous, and full of traps.

Percy: Cool. Love that for us.

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Tyson: You can't just talk back to the gods!

Percy: Watch me.