c'es la vie

| Sebastian Smythe | 24 | Gay | Living and working in New York. It's not Paris, but it'll do. et je pense que je pourrais être en train de tomber en amour.

[ladyquinnyc]

sebasstian-322:

False. Any human can fall prey to an inopportune Kodak moment.

Mmhm. 

[sebasstian-322]

Even you have your ridiculous moments.

[ladyquinnyc]

To the ridiculous people, at least. 

[sebasstian-322]

False. Any human can fall prey to an inopportune Kodak moment.

[sebasstian-322]

Every now and again

[theycallmepuck]

I’m sure you’ve seen Elf.  Add a little “syrup” to your coffee and you’ll be golden.  What can I say, I have a knack for the finishing touches.

[sebasstian-322]

I have, and that's an excellent idea. Or I could go full Mad Men and install a bar in my office. You most certainly do. Your lime slices are particularly artful.

[ladyquinnyc]

[sebasstian-322]

Excuse you, that could have happened to anyone.

[ladyquinnyc]

Do you want to test me?

[sebasstian-322]

I’m calling your bluff.

[sebasstian-322]

Every now and again

[theycallmepuck]

You drink coffee?  I was 5000% sure your life force was vodka.  With a little umbrella for funsies.

[sebasstian-322]

I have to drink something until it’s socially acceptable to drink vodka. You know I only tolerate the umbrella if you put it in. You have such a flair for garnishes.

[ladyquinnyc]

Pretty sure I have pictures. 

[sebasstian-322]

I doubt that.

[xojulianagarcia-blog]

Oh, and that human being is supposed to be you? Not really giving others something to live up to. 

[sebasstian-322]

Reach for the stars, Satan.

[ladyquinnyc]

Evidence points to yes. 

[sebasstian-322]

I don’t see any evidence. 

[ladyquinnyc]

You’re just so damn ridiculous. 

[sebasstian-322]

That’s not even remotely true.

[ladyquinnyc]

[sebasstian-322]

[xojulianagarcia-blog]

100% not true. Came back to plenty of people that missed me. Maybe you’re the one that needs to disappear.

[sebasstian-322]

45% true. God, I wish. But someone in this apartment complex has to be a functioning, productive human being.

[ladyquinnyc]

The world’s going to implode. 

[sebasstian-322]

Once the delicate balance of the office is disrupted, it’s chaos from here on out.

[sebasstian-322]

ladyquinnyc replied to your post: Every now and again

Oh no not the coffee order.

Yes, the coffee order. I made a terrible mistake, and now I can’t trust them with anything.

[sebasstian-322]

Every now and again

[justblaineander]

That’s because your perception of what a “dash” of cinnamon is differs from what the general public determines a “dash” to be. 

[sebasstian-322]

I told this girl I wanted a flat white, and she brought me back a cup of hot milk. I don’t even trust these people with the cinnamon component. I had to buy some and hide it in my office. I even got a little shaker for proper distribution. 

[sebasstian-322]

Every now and again

A wave of interns flood the office with idiocy and immaturity. I can’t even trust these kids with my coffee order.

[xojulianagarcia-blog]

Sometimes you just have to turn off your phone and go on vacation without telling anyone. My little week definitely helped suppress the urge to punch everyone in the face. Now I just have to hope my friends and boss don’t want to kill me.

[sebasstian-322]

The world needed a break from you, too. But now you’re back and we’ll have to find a way though.