The Bug Himself

!!RP BLOG!! ✮[Salutions I'm Sebby!] [He/They]✮ ✮Bug Enjoyer✮ ✮Account owned by: @sebbythebug ✮

[sebbythebug]

Imagine making another ref

AUGH

[sauceytwinkietwinkling]

GUYS LOOK ITS MY DAD!!!

[sebbythething]

How many fucking kids do I have

[ialwayscomeback-somerabitsaid]

I'm one :(

[sebbythething]

HOW DID YOU GUYS GET INTO MY OFFICE?!

[sebbythebug]

Imagine making another ref

AUGH

[harleythealienblog]

My dad just got a new glow up and you all better be nice to him because he’s really cool >:(

[entityarts]

Ur dad looks weird asf girl 😭🙏/heavyj

(Jokes aside I love his redesign Sebediah)

[sebbythething]

(HEHEH TYYY)

Harley shush-

[sebbythebug]

Imagine making another ref

AUGH

[sauceytwinkietwinkling]

GUYS LOOK ITS MY DAD!!!

[sebbythething]

How many fucking kids do I have

[sebbythebug]

ANOTHER INSERT

Insert for @i-will-eat-your-dry-wall au of Mr. Dazzle n Film,,,

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“My favorite assistant!~”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”GASP- I’m your favorite?”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Of course you are, dear! Mostly since you're already much more useful than my other partner in crime, plus you're more interesting!”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

“YAYYY- wait what-“ He gives a small side eye.

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Nothing, don't worry about it dear!” Dazzle chuckled and patted Sebby's head, “No need to focus on every detail of what I say, darling!”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

His ears flicked slightly as he endured the pat “I dunno- I mean paying attention to everything keeps us alive no?”

[sebbythebug]

ANOTHER INSERT

Insert for @i-will-eat-your-dry-wall au of Mr. Dazzle n Film,,,

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“My favorite assistant!~”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”GASP- I’m your favorite?”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Of course you are, dear! Mostly since you're already much more useful than my other partner in crime, plus you're more interesting!”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

“YAYYY- wait what-“ He gives a small side eye.

[sebbythebug]

ANOTHER INSERT

Insert for @i-will-eat-your-dry-wall au of Mr. Dazzle n Film,,,

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“My favorite assistant!~”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”GASP- I’m your favorite?”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

Leans on wall

a certain mootie lead me here~

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Hm? I have no idea what a "mootie" is, but hello, dear! The name's Dazzle, if you didn't already know,” Dazzle greeted with a smile.

“Am I even included in this conversation—”

“Hush, Tin-Man, nobody cares, off with you!” Dazzle nudged Film away, accompanied by a shooing motion with his hands, “I don't need you ruining a possible recruit,” he whispered to Film in an annoyed grumble, the director rolled his eyes and nodded before walking off.

“Ahem, anyways! Ah, where was I? Oh, yes, I introduced myself! Who might you be though, dear?” The hitman questioned with a tilt of his head.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”Salutations! My name is Sebby!” He smiles as he takes Mr. Dazzle’s hand and kisses it, doing a small bow before straightening up. “A pleasure to meet such a handsome fellow as yourself, Mr. Dazzle!~”

“I must say you look wonderful this evening!~”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle cocked an eyebrow at the kiss on his hand, “Oh my, what a charmer you are, Sebby dear~” he chuckled, “It's nice to meet you as well!”

“And thank you, darling, I am quite aware how dazzling I look,” he couldn't resist making a pun on his name, snickering to himself at his own bad pun.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”Why thank you! It is rather hard to keep myself from complimenting someone like you!” He chuckled as well at the small pun. “And you’re a comedian? I couldn’t ask for more! You surely are interesting…”

He gazed up at the hitman, a small smirk on his face. “Tell me, someone like yourself surely must have a partner! I mean you are amazing…”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle let out a small “Hm” at the compliments, thinking for a short moment before responding.

“Sadly no, I don't have a partner, I have a rather tragic love life. The only "partner" I have is my idiotic partner in crime who I sent away,” He dramatically explained.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythebug]

”Really?” He was rather surprised before he went back to his smug attitude. “Perhaps I can fix that?~” He gave a small wink as he leaned close.

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Hm, perhaps,” Dazzle tilted his head slightly, looking to the side for a moment before returning his gaze to Sebby, “But sadly, I don't think dating on the run is a good idea, no?” he shrugged, “I mean, I could only imagine a decent scenario for that to work would be, hm, if the person were to join me and Film's little crew,” he said as if he was thinking aloud with a slight grin on his screen.

“Oh, but I’m sure you’re not interested!”

“Unless I'm mistaken?”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythebug]

Sebby paused, his cheeks turning to a rosy red hue. Fuck why did this guy have to be hot-

The bug shook his head and cleared his throat, despite the lack of neck. “I-it depends…” He stammered out, his voice cracking. “Do you think you can handle me working with your little partnership? I mean I am quite distracting~” He tried to recover his flirty act.

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle noticed their fluster and seemed amused, watching as Sebby tried to recover his flirty act. Dazzle bent down and gently grabbed one of his hands, bringing it near his screen.

“I am rather fond of distractions, I must say,” he pressed the hand to his screen in a "kiss".

“So, I believe I can handle having you on the team, dear.”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

Sebby ‘s disembodied hand would fan his face as he tensed up. He wasn’t used to this at all. “O-oh goodness! You’re quite bold…” He muttered as he glanced away.

“I wouldn’t mind joining you and your partner…only if you promise…perhaps a date? Or something?”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle smiled, letting go of his hand and straightening back up, “Yes, of course, my dear! We can go out sometime as long as you're on the team!” his tail swished behind him, glad to have gotten a new recruit. It was jarring how quickly he switched up from flirty to simple excitement.

“Plus you do interest me, it would be fun to get to know you better over dinner or drinks sometime~” the hitman admitted.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

His own tail began to wag in joy once the hitman agreed for a date. “Well then! I’ll gladly be a your humble and loyal worker!” The bug would bow down in a dramatic manner, almost as if he was in a show along with worshipping him.

“And I’m sure we might be closer than we might expect~” He glanced up.

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

Leans on wall

a certain mootie lead me here~

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Hm? I have no idea what a "mootie" is, but hello, dear! The name's Dazzle, if you didn't already know,” Dazzle greeted with a smile.

“Am I even included in this conversation—”

“Hush, Tin-Man, nobody cares, off with you!” Dazzle nudged Film away, accompanied by a shooing motion with his hands, “I don't need you ruining a possible recruit,” he whispered to Film in an annoyed grumble, the director rolled his eyes and nodded before walking off.

“Ahem, anyways! Ah, where was I? Oh, yes, I introduced myself! Who might you be though, dear?” The hitman questioned with a tilt of his head.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”Salutations! My name is Sebby!” He smiles as he takes Mr. Dazzle’s hand and kisses it, doing a small bow before straightening up. “A pleasure to meet such a handsome fellow as yourself, Mr. Dazzle!~”

“I must say you look wonderful this evening!~”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle cocked an eyebrow at the kiss on his hand, “Oh my, what a charmer you are, Sebby dear~” he chuckled, “It's nice to meet you as well!”

“And thank you, darling, I am quite aware how dazzling I look,” he couldn't resist making a pun on his name, snickering to himself at his own bad pun.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”Why thank you! It is rather hard to keep myself from complimenting someone like you!” He chuckled as well at the small pun. “And you’re a comedian? I couldn’t ask for more! You surely are interesting…”

He gazed up at the hitman, a small smirk on his face. “Tell me, someone like yourself surely must have a partner! I mean you are amazing…”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle let out a small “Hm” at the compliments, thinking for a short moment before responding.

“Sadly no, I don't have a partner, I have a rather tragic love life. The only "partner" I have is my idiotic partner in crime who I sent away,” He dramatically explained.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythebug]

”Really?” He was rather surprised before he went back to his smug attitude. “Perhaps I can fix that?~” He gave a small wink as he leaned close.

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Hm, perhaps,” Dazzle tilted his head slightly, looking to the side for a moment before returning his gaze to Sebby, “But sadly, I don't think dating on the run is a good idea, no?” he shrugged, “I mean, I could only imagine a decent scenario for that to work would be, hm, if the person were to join me and Film's little crew,” he said as if he was thinking aloud with a slight grin on his screen.

“Oh, but I’m sure you’re not interested!”

“Unless I'm mistaken?”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythebug]

Sebby paused, his cheeks turning to a rosy red hue. Fuck why did this guy have to be hot-

The bug shook his head and cleared his throat, despite the lack of neck. “I-it depends…” He stammered out, his voice cracking. “Do you think you can handle me working with your little partnership? I mean I am quite distracting~” He tried to recover his flirty act.

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle noticed their fluster and seemed amused, watching as Sebby tried to recover his flirty act. Dazzle bent down and gently grabbed one of his hands, bringing it near his screen.

“I am rather fond of distractions, I must say,” he pressed the hand to his screen in a "kiss".

“So, I believe I can handle having you on the team, dear.”

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

Sebby ‘s disembodied hand would fan his face as he tensed up. He wasn’t used to this at all. “O-oh goodness! You’re quite bold…” He muttered as he glanced away.

“I wouldn’t mind joining you and your partner…only if you promise…perhaps a date? Or something?”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

Leans on wall

a certain mootie lead me here~

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Hm? I have no idea what a "mootie" is, but hello, dear! The name's Dazzle, if you didn't already know,” Dazzle greeted with a smile.

“Am I even included in this conversation—”

“Hush, Tin-Man, nobody cares, off with you!” Dazzle nudged Film away, accompanied by a shooing motion with his hands, “I don't need you ruining a possible recruit,” he whispered to Film in an annoyed grumble, the director rolled his eyes and nodded before walking off.

“Ahem, anyways! Ah, where was I? Oh, yes, I introduced myself! Who might you be though, dear?” The hitman questioned with a tilt of his head.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”Salutations! My name is Sebby!” He smiles as he takes Mr. Dazzle’s hand and kisses it, doing a small bow before straightening up. “A pleasure to meet such a handsome fellow as yourself, Mr. Dazzle!~”

“I must say you look wonderful this evening!~”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

Dazzle cocked an eyebrow at the kiss on his hand, “Oh my, what a charmer you are, Sebby dear~” he chuckled, “It's nice to meet you as well!”

“And thank you, darling, I am quite aware how dazzling I look,” he couldn't resist making a pun on his name, snickering to himself at his own bad pun.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”Why thank you! It is rather hard to keep myself from complimenting someone like you!” He chuckled as well at the small pun. “And you’re a comedian? I couldn’t ask for more! You surely are interesting…”

He gazed up at the hitman, a small smirk on his face. “Tell me, someone like yourself surely must have a partner! I mean you are amazing…”

[dazzle-and-film-associates]

Leans on wall

a certain mootie lead me here~

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

“Hm? I have no idea what a "mootie" is, but hello, dear! The name's Dazzle, if you didn't already know,” Dazzle greeted with a smile.

“Am I even included in this conversation—”

“Hush, Tin-Man, nobody cares, off with you!” Dazzle nudged Film away, accompanied by a shooing motion with his hands, “I don't need you ruining a possible recruit,” he whispered to Film in an annoyed grumble, the director rolled his eyes and nodded before walking off.

“Ahem, anyways! Ah, where was I? Oh, yes, I introduced myself! Who might you be though, dear?” The hitman questioned with a tilt of his head.

~—☆✷☆✷☆—~

[sebbythething]

”Salutations! My name is Sebby!” He smiles as he takes Mr. Dazzle’s hand and kisses it, doing a small bow before straightening up. “A pleasure to meet such a handsome fellow as yourself, Mr. Dazzle!~”

“I must say you look wonderful this evening!~”

[smg4sn1defender]

i’m not the type of person to usually make this content but PUZZLESONLYWIFE HAS RETURNED AGAIN ON A NEW ACCOUNT.

PLEASE REPORT THIS USER.

[sebbythebug]

Mr puzzles should get some legal action involved.......some asshole is claiming to be his 'lovely wife' when he already has a lovely wonderful amazing husband........weird

Literally

[ialwayscomeback-somerabitsaid]

YYeah the only lovely wife here is him......I should know I was at the wedding....

[sebbythething]

“He was the prettiest man at the wedding”

[sebbythething]

… You have a to blog and didn’t tell me?

"GET OUT OF MY OFFICE-"

[thestuffiesheadquarters]

But boss

[sebbythething]

"OUT."

[entityarts]

VOTE WADSWORTH FOR PUZZLES TUMBLR SEXYMAN OF 2026!!!

That’s right everyone! Wadsworth is here to compete with all of the other big shots and he’s in dire need of your help too!

So if you’re into Tv headed characters, a butler with a secret hobby of blackmailing party guest, or a mixture of the both then Wadsworth is the guy for you!

I’ll sprinkle in a little incentive to you lovely people~

He’s gonna surely hate me after that but anything to satisfy his fans! Good luck to everyone and their Puzzles that are competing!

@alelathedragon

sorry if this is chopped and rushed. I lowkey forgot about this 😭💔💔💔

[sebbythething]

BARK BARK BARK-

[entityarts]

WHY'S YOUR NAME SOUND LIKE TOADSWORTH'S!?!? IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!! YOU'RE GETTING A PRISON CELL RIGHT ABOVE LAVA FOR HAVING SUCH A DUMBASS NAME! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! FOR THROWING A PARTY.

AND NOT INVITING ME!

“My name is none of your business. At least it is one of my many most sophisticated qualities about myself, unlike a filthy creature such as yourself…”

“Though if you’re so whiny and upset about a party, I’d be more than happy to have you join me and a few other guest to my mansion.”

[jester-cheese]

VOTE THE ONE, THE ONLY, GOLDEN TRUNKS MR PUZZLES AS 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN

Thats right! The internets ONLY golden boy of Mr Puzzles is in on the competition!

He’ll trust you’ll all make the right choice in him. After all, he always gets a five star rating

@alelathedragon

[eliscz]

HAPPY SECOND ANNIVERSARY PUZZLEVISIONNNN

how has it been 2 years huhhh,,, anyway i did bunchh of redraws

Here are the previous versions!!!