Sebastian Smythe

17 | Junior at Dalton Academy | Warbler Sebastian Smythe. If you don't know me yet, don't worry; it's only a matter of time.

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Don’t worry, everyone

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We got the relays on the afternoon and I’ve got my qualifiers are around lunch.

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Alright, I’ll see if I can make it.

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Zeke: Dude, no! What if like... the cashier is an old woman?

Sebastian: Self checkout, man. Or, you know, grow a pair. ;P

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Zeke: Seriously? You can buy that stuff at any random store?! But it's... it's... /sex/ stuff...

Sebastian laughs: Are you five?

Sebastian: Yeah, they're by the tampons and pregnancy tests usually. Under 'family planning'

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Very true. Which is kind of nice. Makes me feel a little more normal. 

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Well then there you go. :)

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Zeke: I see your point...

Zeke is actually a little embarrassed.: Uhm... also, where do you buy condoms?

Sebastian: Yep.

Sebastian: Wait. Are you serious?

Sebastian: Grocery store, drug store, gas station, sex shop. Take your pick

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Kind of? I still see her a lot but now I just see other people more often because of all the extra curricular’s. 

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Well at least it’s broken up more now.

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Zeke: I didn't know I needed game. I have books.

Zeke: Idk, dude. I'm gonna try to woo her a bit, first. Just in case. But I'm definitely not opposed. She'd gorgeous.

Sebastian: ... Read that sentence again and then think about it. :P

Sebastian: Well then there you go. Enjoy man.

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Zeke: Well sometimes I don't think I am and then I get in trouble for flirting. And sometimes I think I am and I'm not. Or at least... the girl doesn't think so.

Zeke: I'd hate to admit that I'm that guy but I would have taken her right then and there if she wasn't 2 and a half hours away.

Sebastian: We need to work on your game then, man.

Sebastian: Nothing wrong with that, as long as she's willing.

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Zeke: Well. I think I'm flirting. And she's reciprocating whatever I'm doing. And she finds me attractive. And she said she'd be my valentines day date so. I can only assume.

Zeke: I wasn't sure I actually meant it. So it's impossible to know if she did or not. I was teasing and she... might not have been? I don't know, dude. How do you really know? You're the expert.

Sebastian: ... You're hopeless? You /think/ you're flirting? You don't know?

Sebastian: Dude, if she said yes to being your valentine she probably likes you, especially if she mentioned she thinks you're attractive and hasn't turned you down at all.

Sebastian: You just ask. Unless you're not ready for that. Are you ready for that?

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Zeke: I like a girl. And I'm pretty sure she likes me but she's half playing hard to get and half messing with me by giving in to my flirting.

Zeke: Also I think I may have asked her for sex and I think she might have said yes.

Sebastian: What gives you that idea?

Sebastian: Wait, you're not sure if she actually means it?

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No not really, it’s just for a while it felt like I was seeing her more than I was seeing any of my actual friends. 

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I get that. But now that’s in the past?

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Zeke: Dude I'm gonna need you to be serious and not bust my balls for like five minutes because I'm boarderlining a chick moment here and if I don't get some real answers I'm afraid I'll grow boobs.

Sebastian raised an eyebrow: ... I'm not making any promises, but go on.

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Don’t worry, everyone

[brodywestcn]

Some have been earlier this week but I’ve got qualifiers on Thursday and hopefully finals one Friday around 5 pm.

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Thursday what time?

[blaineandsimplydapper-deactivat]

Fridays are always good.

I love three day weekends. I’m going shopping with my mom this time.

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Agreed.

For anything in particular?

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TEXT: SEBLAINE

Blaine: Don't get cocky ;)

Sebastian: I can't help it :P

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School today was rough.

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Darn right I am.

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Hey now, I’m supposed to be the cocky one.

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School today was rough.

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YES! Dude do you really have that little faith in me? I may like books but I’m hott. Chicks can dig me, too!

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Haha, no, I’m just joking around man. You are hot.